The three best friends are watching a TV show. "You'll never take me, Easton! You put me in jail, I'll just escape!" Manetti said. "Escape this, Manetti." Easton flips the car. "Dudes, didn't he flip a car in the last episode?" Rigby asked. "He flips a car in every episode. "Hey, bus full of grade schoolers, learn this." (Y/n) makes sounds for flipping the bus. They start laughing, and Benson walks in. "Hey, come on, you three, you're supposed to be working." Benson said. "We're on our lunch break." Rigby said. "Uh, yeah, what he said." Mordecai said. "Yeah, it really looks like you're eating up a storm there. Come on, let's go." Benson said, and the trio groan.

"Yeah, yeah, we're going." Mordecai is about to turn off the TV. "Wait, look." Rigby said. A commercial for the Eggscellent Challenge is on the TV. "Only once every thousand years does an eating challenge appear with the ability to blow everyone away. The Eggscellent Challenge is that challenge. Twelve eggs, chili, cheese, biscuits and a fruit bowl. Finish in under an hour and your party eats for free. And you win this hat that says "I'm Eggscellent" on it. That's right, finish the omelet and get the coolest hat ever invented for free. Many have tried, none have succeeded, could you be the first to slay the dragon and be eggscellent."

The narrator said. "Yeah, yeah!" The commercial ends. "Dudes, we have to win that hat." Rigby said. "What? Dude, did you see the size of that omelet? No one will ever win that hat." (Y/n) said. "Aw, come on! Did you see how awesome that hat was? It was a net hat." Rigby said. "Dude, those aren't even cool anymore." Mordecai said. "Yes, they are! Truckers wear them all the time.

It's got air holes in the back to keep a cross breeze going and everything." Rigby said. "Alright, fine, it's cool. But seriously a twelve egg omelet, why don't you just buy the hat?" (Y/n) asked. "That doesn't make a cool story. "Hey, where'd you get that hat? I bought it. Why does it say 'I'm Eggscellent' on it? Oh it doesn't matter cause I just payed for it with money!" Plus, why would you buy it anyway when you can get it for free?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, but the omelet probably costs more than..." Mordecai said. "Dude, forget it! You wanna order a measly two egg breakfast, that's fine by me. But when you finish and you're still hungry, don't come crying to me cause I ain't sharing." Rigby said. "Yeah, but..." (Y/n) said. "Shubaboo!" Rigby shouted. "But..."

(Y/n) said. "Sleepypoo!" Rigby shouted. "Ugh, alright, fine. We'll go to that restaurant. I hate it when you talk like that. You're such a child." (Y/n) said. "Maybe we." Rigby said. The three are now at the Eggscellent restaurant. "Have you decided?" The waiter asked. "I'll take the Eggs Benedict and an orange juice." Mordecai hands the waiter his menu. "I'll have the Eggs Benedict too, please." (Y/n) said, also giving him the menu. "And I'll have the Eggscellent Challenge." Rigby hands the waiter his menu. "Oh, I wouldn't recommend the Eggscellent Challenge,

it's more of a promotional item." The waiter said. "Yeah and it's the only reason we're here so..." Rigby said. "Sir, it-it's really just..." the waiter said. "OK hold on, hold on, I'm confused. I'm the customer right?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) sighs. "Here we go..." she said. "Well, yes." The waiter said. "What does the sign say over there?" Rigby asked. There's a sign in the distance reads 'The Customer Is Always Right' near the entrance. "Uh, the customer is always right." The waiter said. "And what am I?" Rigby asked. "The customer." The waiter said. "And the sign?" Rigby asked. "Sir, please." The waiter said. "Say it." Rigby said.

"The customer is always right." The waiter said. "Hmm hmm hmm." Rigby said. "What would you like, sir?" The waiter asked. "Bring me the omelette." Rigby said. Later the trio are in an ambulance. "Rigby! you're allergic to eggs?!" (Y/n) asked. "I thought if I ate really fast, maybe I wouldn't notice. I just really wanted that hat. Did I win it?" Rigby asked. "Dude, you didn't even come close." Mordecai said. "(Y/n), promise me that whatever happens, you'll get me that hat." Rigby said. "What?" She asked. "Please, just promise you'll get the hat for me." Rigby said. "Okay, I promise." (Y/n) said. "You're a good friend." Rigby passes out. "Rigby? RIGBY?!"

(Y/n) gently shakes Rigby. "WAKE UP!" She shouted desperately. "(Y/n), calm down!" Mordecai said as he grabs her and pulls her off. "Punch it, we're losing him!" Paramedic #1 preforms CPR (Cardiopulmonary resuscitation) on Rigby as tears welled up in (Y/n)'s eyes and Mordecai hugs her for comfort. "Your friend Rigby's in a coma because of an allergic reaction his body had to the eggs.

Unfortunately, due to the large quantity of eggs that he consumed, there's a strong chance that he may never wake up again." The doctor said. "Is there anything we can do?" Benson asked. "All we can do is wait. I'm sorry." The doctor exits the room. Benson turns to the duo. "Well, I hope you've learned something from all of this." He said. "What?" They asked in disbelief. "Maybe if you've been working like you were supposed to, none of this would've happened." Benson said. Fury swirls in (Y/n)'s eyes and everyone quickly notices, taking a few steps back except for Benson. (Y/n) punches Benson in the face, and everyone cries out in shock. Muscle Man and Skips hold (Y/n) back; Pops and Hi Five Ghost hold Benson back.

"(Y/n), what are you doing?!" Benson asked. "What's your problem?! This has nothing to do with work! He just wanted the hat!" (Y/n) shouted furiously. "And look where it got him!" Benson points to Rigby. "Your friend over there is only going to get you into trouble!" He shouted, and (Y/n) laughs harshly. "Right, take advice from Benson about friends, since you've got soooo many of 'em." (Y/n) said sarcastically. "I have friends." Benson said, and (Y/n) shakes her head. "No, you don't. Everyone only hangs out with you because you're our boss! Rigby only wanted to try and win a hat. He doesn't deserve to be in a coma because of it."

(Y/n) walks towards the door. "(Y/n)!" Mordecai shouted after her. "Where are you going?!" Benson asked. "Back to the restaurant." She said. "Why?!" Benson asked. "Because I made a promise to Rigby and I'm gonna keep it. That's what friends do for each other." (Y/n) slams the door as she leaves. "Awkward." Muscle Man said. "What do you mean it's not for sale?!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "I mean it's not for sale." The waiter said. "Look, my friend really wanted this hat, and now he's in a coma from trying to finish your challenge. Come on, you've got to be able to make an exception." (Y/n) said. "Ma'am, I'm sorry about your friend.

Really, I am. But I can't just sell you the hat. It's out of my control." The waiter said, and she groans. "Then give me the omelette." (Y/n) said. "Ma'am, please don't." The waiter said. "Give me the omelette!" (Y/n) shouted furiously. The waiter brings the omelette and sets the timer. "Go!" (Y/n) attempts but fails when timer rings. "Time is up, ma'am." The waiter said. "Sell me the hat." (Y/n) said. "I'm sorry ma'am. The hat is not for sale." The waiter said. "AUUUUGHHHHHHHH!"

(Y/n) throws the omelette at the wall. "Forget this place." The waiter shakes his head. "I'm sorry Rigby, I couldn't do it." (Y/n) said, and Mordecai approaches her. "It'ss okay, (Y/n). I'm sure he'll understand." He said. Benson and Skips appear. "Huh? Oh, what are you doing here?" Mordecai asked bitterly. "Look, I'm sorry for what I said earlier. It was a stupid thing to say, and I didn't mean it." Benson said. "THGH! Yeah." Mordecai said. "You know, there might be a way to win that hat." Benson said. "What? What are you talking about?" (Y/n) asked.

"Tell her, Skips." Benson said. "A long time ago, I knew a guy by the name of Jonathan Kimble. He used to work in the park and just like Rigby, he was obsessed with the hat. His drive for the hat was relentless. Breakfast Lunch, Dinner. The omelet was the only thing he would ever eat. He kept a journal, and kept tracking every advantage he could find that would help him on his quest for the hat. One day, he was really excited. He just kept saying, "I figured it out! I figured it out!"

He left to attempt it, but he never came back." Skips said. "So, what happened?" Mordecai asked. "I don't know." Skips said. "What do you mean? Didn't you go to the restaurant?" (Y/n) asked. "None of us did. He'd failed so many times, none of us thought he would ever do it." Skips said. "Why are you guys telling us all this?" Mordecai said. "Because, we got his notebook out of his old locker." Benson hands (Y/n) Jonathan's notebook. "It looks like he figured out how to finish the omelet." (Y/n) flips through the notes. "If you're willing to take the risk, you could win the hat for Rigby." Benson said. "Let's do it." (Y/n) said.

The park gang help (Y/n) train for the Eggscellent challenge while track. Benson turns the timer, and (Y/n) starts to eat Eggscellent without chili, chesse, biscuits and fruit bowl, faster when Pops watches it. Next Skips fries two eggs and throws the egg box into the trash can. Muscle Man and Hi Fives brings eggs. Next, Mordecai is turning the timer again. (Y/n) mixes a biscuit in water and drinks it but Benson stops her. And Benson has the biscuit, fruit bowl and eggs. And he points to them to eat first before eating Eggs, (Y/n) agrees, And Benson tells her to start the challenge and sets the timer. (Y/n) eats Eggscellent as fast as she can, but she spits out and chokes. Then Muscle Man is dirty in eggs and screams while running away.

Then (Y/n) is exercising in Skips' house while Mordecai is reading Jonathan Kimble's book. Later (Y/n) is in the hospital kneeling down where Rigby is, unconscious. Then (Y/n) does running while eating a fruit bowl while Benson is chasing her in golf cart. Then (Y/n) is finally doing Eggscellent and Mordecai sets the timer, and (Y/n) eats as much as she can. The gang is very proud of (Y/n). Benson, the gang and (Y/n) drive to the restaurant in the golf cart. "This isn't gonna be easy." (Y/n) said. "Don't worry, (Y/n), you got this." Mordecai said. "Exactly, just stick to the training. You can do it." Benson said. Everyone gets out of the golf cart.

"Hey, Benson, sorry about what I said before. It was out of line. Even though you're a jerk most of the time, you're still a good friend." (Y/n) smiles at him and he smiles back. "Just get in there and win that stupid hat for Rigby." He said. The waiter is standing at the counter whistling and writing down something on a piece of paper. He leaves off to the restaurant dining room and approaches (Y/n) reading the menu. "Oh, good morning ma'am. Are you ready to order?" The waiter asked.

"The Eggscellent challenge please." (Y/n) said. "Ma'am, while I am contractually bound by the laws of this restaurant to bring you the omelet, I highly suggest ordering something else." The waiter said. "Bring me the omelet!" (Y/n) shouted. The waiter brings the Eggscellent challenge to (Y'/n)'s table and sets the timer. "Good luck." He said. "Thanks." She said. The waiter walks away and (Y/n) proceeds doing the challenge. The waiter looks at her surprised that she knows the strategy to winning the challenge.

"No, don't." The waiter walks back to (Y/n) but Mordecai pushes him back. "Eh." Benson, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost and Skips are behind. "Let her finish." Mordecai said. The waiter whistles and the restaurant staff come in and stand behind the waiter. "Step aside." The waiter said. "Why don't you make us bro?" Muscle Man asked. The staff start fighting with the park members. "Keep them away from (Y/n)!" Mordecai shouted. The park members and staff fight each other and prevent them from attacking (Y/n), as she is finishing the Eggscellent challenge. The timer goes off when Benson trips over the waiter nearby (Y/n)'s table. The waiter gets up.

"Sorry ma'am, time is.. up?" He sees the empty plate, bowl and glass. "Oh no. We were only trying to help!" The waiter shouted. "What?" (Y/n) asked. Mordecai, Benson, Skips, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost and the waiter look at (Y/n) as she teleports to a mysterious room filled with hats. "What the...?" The Eggscellent Knight appears and (Y/n) is startled. "Where am I?" She asked. "You have made it to the final test of the Eggscellent Challenge. Choose your prize, but take heed, for if you choose incorrectly, you will die." Knight points to Jonathan Kimble,

who is a skeleton wearing the incorrect Eggscellent hat, which is a crown. "Jonathan Kimble.." (Y/n) looks at all the hats. "How am I gonna choose? Which one is it?" She asked. She then remembers Rigby's words. "It was a net hat. Truckers wear them all the time. It's got air holes in the back to keep a cross breeze going and everything." She gasps. "That looks like the hat of a trucker." She picks up the net hat and the Knight is looking at (Y/n) as she slowly puts it on her head and doesn't die.

"Your choice... is eggscellent!" (Y/n) teleports back to the restaurant. The Knight walks over to a door and opens it, revealing a stock of Eggscellent net hats and places one in the huge variety of hats. The park members are in Rigby's hospital room and (Y/n) puts the net hat on Rigby's head. "You won the hat for me." Rigby said. "Yeah, man, but I couldn't have done it without some help." (Y/n) said. "Thanks guys." Rigby gasps. "LOOK!"

An advertisement on TV appears for a steak eating challenge at the Steak Universe. "Do you like steak?" The Narrator asked. "Yeah!" Two men said. "Well then come on down to the Steak Universe. If you and a friend can finish our 96 ounce steak and eggs in under an hour, we'll give you 2 free T-shirts that say 'Raise the Steaks'. RAISE THE STEAKS! Free. So remember when you need steak, come on down to the Steak Universe." The narrator said. "Dude, I'll eat the steak if you eat the eggs." Rigby said. "Do you think if we take that hat off him he'll go back into a coma?" Benson asked. "Only one way to find out." Mordecai said. The gang walk up to Rigby to take his hat off. "No!" Rigby shouted.