Do Me a Solid

(Y/n) and Rigby are sitting on the sofa watching tv when Mordecai walks up. "Hey, Mordecai, do me a solid and get me a lemonade from the kitchen?" Rigby asked. "Okay, but you owe me a solid." Mordecai said. "Of course, that's how solids work." Rigby said. Mordecai offers Rigby the lemonade and Rigby takes it. A commercial on the television shows a bald, muscular man using a shake-weight. "Uhh! Do me a solid and change the channel?" Mordecai asked. "Do me a solid and pass the remote, so I don't have to get so close to the commercial?" Rigby asked, and Mordecai hands Rigby the remote.

The trio are now in the kitchen. "Do me a solid and turn this comic book page?" (Y/n) asked. Later on upstairs... "Do me a solid and dry my hands?" Rigby asked. Rigby flaps his hands while Mordecai and (Y/n) look disgusted. Outside on the porch... "Do me a solid and fluff this cushion?" (Y/n) asked. In the duo's bedroom... "Sharpen my pencil?" Rigby asked. "Fold these socks?" Mordecai asked. In the kitchen... "Cheese these nachos?" (Y/n) asked. The trio laugh goofily and cheese the whole box of nachos. Outside... "Yoo-hoo! (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby!" Pops said.

"Hey, Pops. Hey, Skips." The trio greets. "Ya think ya want some chips with that cheese?" Skips asked. "Oh, yeah. I guess we over did it with the cheese, huh?" (Y/n) throws the nachos at a tree and Pops, Skips, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby laugh goofily. "Aren't you supposed to be working at the Snack Bar today?" Pops asked the trio. The trio look at each other. "Do us a solid and cover for us?" Rigby asked. "You shouldn't abuse the power of the solid. Bad things will happen." Skips warned. "Can you at least pretend you didn't see us?" Mordecai asked.

"Okay. But you owe me a solid." Skips said. Skips and Pops exit the scene. "We should probably get out of here." (Y/n) said. "Do me a solid and buy me a cup of coffee?" She asked. The trio go to the coffee shop. "Do me a solid and pull out my seat?" Rigby asked. (Y/n) pulls out a chair and Rigby sits in it. "Sure thing your majesty." (Y/n) jokes, and Mordecai snickers, causing Rigby to glare at the duo.

"Don't look now dude, but Eileen is totally checking you out." Mordecai said. Eileen is now at the scene, checking out Rigby while she cleans a table. "She likeeees youu." (Y/n) sung teasingly. "Shut it!" Rigby snapped. "You should go for it. You'd make a cute couple." Mordecai said. "STOP TALKING!" Rigby repeatedly punches Mordecai. "Here's your chance. Dude, she's coming this way." (Y/n) said. "Hey guys, here's your order. I triple dipped your sandwich, Rigby, just the way you like it. So, um, Rigby, I was wondering, do you like miniature golf?" Rigby just stares. "Me, too! Uh, you know, in an ironic way. My shift ends early tonight. Wanna go?" Ellen asked.

(Y/n) smirks at Rigby. "Yeah Rigby, wanna go?" She asked. "Yeah, I waxing my car tonight, so.." Rigby lied. "Oh, that's cool. I didn't mean it like a date or anything, it would be a group thing; you, me, Mordecai, Margaret, Sam and (Y/n)." (Y/n) looks surprised. "But it's cool if you're busy, totally cool, totally. I'll get you a refill." Eileen then walks away, looking depressed, and speaks quietly to herself. "Idiot...idiot..." (Y/n) felt slightly bad for her. "Ugh. Why did we have to come on her shift?" Rigby asked. "Dudes, do me a solid and go out with Eileen and Margaret so I can go on a date with Sam." (Y/n) said. The duo instantly look angry. "What?" Rigby asked. "Why?" Mordecai asked. "Dudes, come on. This is my chance to finally get with Sam." (Y/n) begs.

"Nope, not doing it." Rigby said, as he turns away with crossed arms. "Me either." Mordecai said. "What do you want? I'll do your work for a week. You can be player one at any video game." (Y/n) said. "(Y/n), there's no way I'm going out with Eileen." Rigby said. "Same here, I'm not going out with Margaret.

I don't even like her. At least not in that way." Mordecai mumbles the last part. "I'm sorry what did you say? You were mumbling." (Y/n) said. "Nothing..." Mordecai turns away. "Guys, please! You have to do me this solid." (Y/n) begs. Rigby and Mordecai both look at each other for a minute, then back at (Y/n). "Alright, we'll both do it for 10 solids." Rigby said, and (Y/n) hits the table. "What? That's ridiculous! That's like 20 solids!" (Y/n) shouted. "Ok, that's cool. Then I guess you don't mind crying yourself to sleep tonight, instead on going on a hot date with Sam!"

Mordecai shouted. "Argh! Fine, I owe you both 10 solids." (Y/n) said, and the duo smirk. "Then it's a date." Rigby said. "I'm telling you dudes, I'm gonna make my move tonight with Sam. I'm gonna make my move!" (Y/n) said. The duo both roll their eyes. "Yeah, making your move to total loser-dom." Rigby said, and Mordecai snickers. "Guys, be cool." (Y/n) said. " Oh, we'll be cool alright.

But I might have to use a solid or two to get though." Mordecai said. Sam, Margaret and Eileen come out. "Hi Rigby, you look nice." Eileen said. "Oh, hey Eileen." Rigby said flatly. "I hope everybody's ready for an awesome night. I was thinking that maybe after mini golf, we can grab dinner and then, uh, maybe a late screening of Fat Heat. You guys like that movie?" (Y/n) asked. "Wow (Y/n), you really figured out tonight's plans." Sam said. "Yeah, she wants to make it last, cause it will never happen again." (Y/n) punches Rigby for that comment. "Ow!" "Well, I guess we better get going if we're gonna fit all that in." All six walk to Margaret's car. "It should be unlocked." She said. (Y/n) stares at Sam and sighs lovingly, causing Rigby to growl a little. "Hey (Y/n)? Can you do me a solid and hang back with Eileen?" Rigby asked.

"Agh! Fine." (Y/n) said. Later at the mini golf area... "hey Sam, check it out!" (Y/n) sticks two pencils in her mouth, and talks in a Transylvania accent. "I want to suck your blood." She said. Sam pretends to defend himself with a putter. "Aah! Stay back! I've got a putter, and I'm not afraid to use it." He said.

"Hey, Rigby, look at me!" Eileen kicks sand over a pile of golf balls. "I just laid sea turtle eggs, and now I'm gonna swim out to sea. Although, many of my hatchlings won't live to adulthood." She said. The others stare at Eileen. "Let's just get this over with." Rigby said, and (Y/n) snickers, causing him to glare at her. "I'm so glad you're enjoying this." He sneered. "Oh I am." (Y/n) smirks before walking off with Sam. Then Rigby smirks. "Not for long you won't." He said. Sam is now ready to putt the ball.

"Hey (Y/n)!" He calls. Rigby gestures her to come over. "Ugh!" She said. "Do me a solid, and yell as loud as you can." Rigby said. "What? Why? You don't even get anything out of that." (Y/n) said. "Cool, then we can call off this stupid date and go home." Rigby said. "Okay, okay. I'll do it." She screams which messes up Sam's shot, and he glares at her. "Ha, ha. Ha...hey." (Y/n) said sheepishly. The gang are later having lunch together. "Sorry about ruining your shot earlier, Sam." (Y/n) said. "Oh, it's no big deal." He said. "Yeah, especially since you beat us all." (Y/n) said. "I've had a lot of practice. My dad used to bring me here when I was little." Sam said.

"Well, in honor of your big win, I made you a trophy." (Y/n) shows him a figure made out of fruit, and he makes monster noises, and he laughs. "Oh (Y/n), that is hilarious." He said. "Hmph." The duo grunt. Eileen starts throwing spices at Rigby like confetti. "Whoo-hoo! Congratulations on second place, Rigby!" She said. Rigby groans and puts hot sauce on his burrito. "(Y/n), can you do me a solid and tell me if this burrito tastes fishy?" Rigby asked. "Ahh." She grabs the burrito, takes a bite, and notices the spiciness. She accidentally spits it on Sam.

Then she takes a sip of her drink. "Aah! Dude, what did you put in that?" She snapped. "Hmph!" Rigby said. "Oh, wow. Sorry Sam." (Y/n) said. Sam wipes the food off him and sighs. "It's okay. I didn't like this jacket, anyway." He said. Later the gang are at  the movie theater. "Psst, can you do me a solid and get some popcorn?" Mordecai asked (Y/n). "I'm all out of money!" (Y/n) shouted.

He clicks his tongue while pointing to Sam. "Eeh." "Ugh! Uh, hey Sam, can I borrow five bucks?" (Y/n) asked. "Sure, (Y/n)." He said in annoyance. "Thank you." (Y/n) gets out of her seat to get popcorn for Mordecai while the movie plays. "You have a telephone call at the front desk." The bellhop said. "Yes, I understand." A lady walks up to him. "That was the tailor again." (Y/n) passes by Sam with the popcorn. "He says there's nothing else we can do." She gives the popcorn to Mordecai and he starts eating. The lady in the film gasps. "Did he try?" She asked. "He's tried everything!' "Hey, do me a solid and get some butter up in this." Mordecai said. (Y/n) gets up again to get the butter, then returns.

"Here." She said. While Rigby eats his own popcorn, Eileen reaches out to hold Rigby's hand. Rigby then gives Eileen the popcorn. "(Y/n), my hands are all slick from the butter. Do me a solid and get some napkins." Rigby said. (Y/n) pulls out napkins. "You mean these napkins? Ohhhhh!" She throws the napkins in Rigby's face. "In your face! Someone just wasted their sixth solid!" She shouted, and Mordecai snickers. Rigby wipes his hands off. "Hey, do me a solid and take the heat for this." Rigby said. "Take the heat for what?" Rigby takes a deep breath, and blows out a fake fart. "Ugh..." (Y/n) stands up. "Sorry. Sorry, everybody." She said.

Time skip

"This is where you live? Wow!" Eileen said as the trio were back home now. "Ha ha, yeah. Make yourselves at home." Mordecai said. Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen sit down on the couch. "Man, I don't know about you guys, but I can go for some dessert, (Y/n)?" Mordecai asked. "Yes, Mordecai?" (Y/n) asked, glaring at him. "Can you do me a solid and get us some ice cream sandwiches? Ahh. Make it a double solid, and get the good ones from the Snack Bar." (Y/n) groans.

"I'll be right back." She walks away. "Do you have any board games?" Eileen asked. (Y/n) later comes back. "Alright, I brought them." She said. "It's about time." Muscle Man said. "What the? Why are Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost here?" (Y/n) asked. "Rigby said there were ice cream sandwiches at this party." He snatches the bag from (Y/n). "Hook it up!" He takes one out and shows it to the others. "Hey guys, you want some of this?" He asked. Sam takes the sandwich form Muscle Man.

"It's getting pretty late. I think I'm gonna go home." He said. "What? No, the night's still young! Can't you hang out a little longer?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah Sam, we haven't even eaten our ice cream sandwiches yet." Margaret said. "They're the premium kind." Muscle Man said. "Alright." Sam said. "Great. Rigby, Mordecai, can I see you in the kitchen for a second?" (Y/n) asked. "What for?" Mordecai asked. (Y/n) grabs them by the arms. "Aah!" "Ok!" They said. "We'll be right back." (Y/n) said.

"Awkward." Muscle Man continues eating his sandwich. (Y/n) drags the duo into the room roughly. "Ow! Ow! Ow!" They both said continuously. "Let go!" Rigby shouted, desperately trying to pull away from her tight grip. "Oh quit being such babies." She yanks her hand away from them. "Why are you two using your solids to ruin my date with Sam?" (Y/n) demands, glaring daggers at them. "Why'd you use your solid to ruin our lives?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) face palms.

"Aaagh! Quit being so dramatic." (Y/n) said. "Watch it. You don't wanna mess with someone who still has one solid left." Rigby said. "Hey guys, watch what else I can do with my ice cream sandwich." Muscle Man said to the trio. "(Y/n), I think I'm gonna go soon." Sam calls from the other room. "Fine. Just use your last solids and get it over with. I don't want Sam to leave." (Y/n) said, and the duo smirk at each other. "Okay... Can you do us a solid and..." Mordecai whispers the solid to (Y/n), and she seems to be disturbed. "No, no way! I'm not doing that!" (Y/n) shouted. Rumbles can be heard and the ground starts shaking. The trio look at each other. "You have to, it's a solid!" Rigby said angrily. "You're both insane! I'm not doing it!"

Rumbles can be heard again, but (Y/n) just ignores them and walks over to Sam. "Hey Sam, you wanna check out my record collection before you go?" She asked. "I don't-" he began. "Yeah, Sam, you love music. I'll stay down here with Rigby." Eileen said. "Yeah, and I'll stay here with Mordecai." Margaret said. "(Y/n)!" The duo shouted. "Just ignore them." (Y/n) said. Rumbles can be heard again and this time, Muscle Man, Fives, Sam, Margaret and Eileen can hear them. "What was that?" Sam asked. "You'd better do it!" Mordecai shouted. "Lay off, Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouted.

Sam and (Y/n) begin to go upstairs. But, when (Y/n) takes a step on the first stair, a large earthquake occurs, slowly tearing the house apart. "What's happening?" Sam asked. Eileen runs to Rigby. "Rigby!" A piece of the floor breaks and lifts her up slightly, hitting her in the face. Margaret quickly runs over to Mordecai. Rigby points to (Y/n). "It's because you didn't do the solid! Do the solid!" He shouted. "No!" She shouted. The house rumbles even more. Everyone except for the trio grab any securing place possible. "Do it, or we're gonna die!" Mordecai shouted. "I don't care. I'm not doing it." (Y/n) said. "You have to!" Rigby shouted.

Benson, Skips and Pops walk in. "What are you three doing?!" Benson shouted. "I thought I told you not to abuse the solids." Skips said. "It wasn't me! It was Mordecai and Rigby! They asked me to do one that was worth like 10 solids!" (Y/n) shouted. "What was it?" (Y/n) whispers the solid to him. "Wow, that's crazy." Skips said. "But she's gotta do it! It's a solid!" Mordecai said, and Skips eyes them suspiciously.

"What?" The duo asked. "I just don't understand. How did a game of doing solids get so far out of hand?" He asked. He glances around the room, until he sees Sam and (Y/n). He then glances back at the duo and sighs as he puts the pieces together. "Of course..." he mumbles. "What?" Rigby asked, still confused, and Skips just shakes his head in disapproval, before looking at (Y/n). "Kid, you gotta do the solid." He said. "What?! No way!" (Y/n) shouted. "Just do it already, (Y/n)!" Sam shouted. "But you'll never respect me again!" (Y/n) shouted. "Not if you're just doing a solid! That's what friends are for! They come through for each other when they need it most!" Sam shouted. "Wow, I guess I never thought of it that way before." (Y/n) said.

"Sam does solids for me and Margaret all the time." Eileen said. "Yeah! Like tonight, I broke a date so Eileen could go out with Rigby and Margaret could go out with Mordecai!" Sam shouted. "Wait, you're only here because you're doing Eileen a solid?" (Y/n) looks down in shame. "Hey, um, we're really gonna die if you don't do us that solid." Rigby said. Sam screams and jumps as the stairs begin to crumble.

"Fine, you win. I'll do it." (Y/n) stands in front of everyone and crouches down, making weird noises. Pops covers his eyes and Skips shakes his head. "Oh no, bro." Muscle Man said. As everyone watches in disgust, Rigby records it on tape, then chuckles to himself. "Blackmail." He said. "Ok, ok. Shh, shh. Get ready, here it -- here it comes in 5, 4, 3, 2..." Rigby said. "Honk, honk. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" (Y/n) on the tape said. Everyone laughs, and (Y/n) walks downstairs with a displeased look. "You're watching it again?" She asked. "This is a new version I edited together.

Dude, come over here! You gotta see the look on your face, it's the best part." Rigby said. "Ahaha! Classic!" Muscle Man said, and (Y/n) flares up in anger. "You know what, you two? You're jerks! Have fun with your little tape. I'm going to the arcade." (Y/n) begins to walk away. "Aw, come on, (Y/n). Don't be like that." Mordecai said. "We'll come with you." Rigby said. "No! I'm done hanging out with you two! You're not my friends! I'm outta here..." she begins to storm off. "(Y/n), wait!"

Rigby shouted urgently, and she turns around. "We almost forgot. We still owe you that solid." Mordecai said. "What solid? What are you talking about?" She snapped. "That solid, remember? The one where you told us to destroy the tape." Rigby said. "Huh?' (Y/n) asked.  "Yeah. I was just about to do it." Rigby takes out the tape. "I hope there's no hard feelings." He then destroys the tape. "Aw, man! What is wrong with you?!" Muscle Man asked. "Sorry, guys. A soild's a solid." Mordecai said. "Aw, what? Come on!" Muscle Man said. "Oh, well. I suppose it's true." Pops said. "Hey guys?" (Y/n) asked the duo. "Yeah?" They asked. "Do me a solid and come to the arcade with me?" (Y/n) asked.

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