The trio are at the Coffee Shop with the T.V. set to the weather channel. "Big trouble in the Western Hemisphere. These teeth are gonna bite down on this snowstorm." Mordecai said, mocking what the woman was saying. "Then this cloud is gonna punch some dude in the face." Rigby said. "More at eleven." (Y/n) said. The trio laugh. "Hey guys, do you need anymore-" Sam asked. "SSHHHHHHHH!!! This is it!" Rigby increases the TV volume. "Your Weekend Weather Forecast. Hope you have your sunglasses ready. Because it'll be two days of clear skies and sunshine." The woman said. "Sunshine!" The trio said with excitement.

"Oh, you guys talking about the weather? I love the weather." Eileen said. "Why are you guys so interested in the weather?" Margaret asked as she approaches. "We're going on a camping trip." (Y/n) said. "Wow, really? I love camping." Margaret said. "Yeah, camping is so cool. Right, Sam?" Eileen asked her friend. "Oh, uh...sure. I've never been camping before." He said. "You've never been camping?" (Y/n) asked. "What's wrong with you?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) punches him. "Ow!" He glares at her. "No, it's alright. It's just never been appealed to me, I guess." Sam said.

"Yeah, you probably wouldn't like it." Rigby said. "Well..." Sam said. "Don't listen to him, Sam. Camping can be really cool. There's hiking in the mountains, and looking at the stars at night, we even got a secret camping spot." (Y/n) said. "That's so awesome. I wish we could go with you guys." Eileen said. "Why don't you?" (Y/n) asked. "What?!" Her best friends asked in disbelief. "What?" Sam also asked. "Really?" Eileen and Margaret asked. "Why not? The more, the merrier, right?" (Y/n) asked. "I don't know..." Sam said. "C'mon, Sam. It'll be fun." Eileen said.

"Yeah Sam, you should give it a shot." Margaret said. "Okay, I guess it could be cool." Sam said. "Yay!" Eileen said. "You probably shouldn't go, Sam. I bet your girlfriend won't like you going out on a camping trip with another girl." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) glares at him. "Ugh, what girlfriend? I'm not seeing anyone right now." Sam said.

(Y/n) pulls a face expression at Mordecai and Rigby and they glare at her. "So it's settled we're all going camping." She said, and Sam laughs. "How can I argue with enthusiasm like that?" He asked. Everyone gets into Sam's car and they drive out from The Park. Everyone seems to enjoy the trip, except for Mordecai and Rigby. Sam drives the car into the National Forest. "Morning." The park ranger said. "Hi!" Sam said. The park ranger is pointing to the radio. "Oh, uh... sorry." Sam turns off the radio. "Where y'all heading today?" The park ranger asked.

"Oh, um... Hey, where's this secret-" Sam began to ask. "We're just heading up to the camp grounds." (Y/n) said. "Oh, Vine Rich or Valley Fields?" The park ranger asked. "Yeah, mm-hmm." (Y/n) shakes her head. "Alright. Well, here's the map." The ranger gives them a map. "Stick to the road and trails." He said. "Great." Sam said. "Thank you." Margaret and Eileen said. "Alright. So, which way are we heading?" Eileen asked. "No, we don't need that." Mordecai takes the map from Eileen. "Just stop up right here." He said. "What? Right here?" Sam asked. The car stops and the sign says 'Restricted No Public Access' "Ok, go, dude." (Y/n) said to Rigby.

"Excuse me, gettin' out." Rigby gets out of the car and opens the gate. "Wait. What are you guys doing?" Eileen asked. "We told you. Secret Spot!" Mordecai said. "But it says "Restricted". I don't think we're supposed to be-" Margaret said. "No, it's fine. We always do this. Just trust me." (Y/n) said. Sam drives inside. Inside, they get out of the car and see a camping spot. "So, this is your secret camping spot?" Sam asked. "Yeah, we always come here. It's really far from the other campsites, so no one bothers us." Mordecai said. "Are you sure we won't get in trouble?" Eileen asked.

"It's fine, it's fine. You guys ready for the best part?" (Y/n) walks off. "Check this out." She said. Margaret and Eileen open up two trees to show two waterfalls and a river, both wow at the beautiful view. "Not bad, right?" (Y/n) asked Sam. Sam looks at her. "It's amazing." He said. "Hey, (Y/n), where are the matches?" Rigby asked. "What?" She asked. "The matches! We wanna cook some hot dogs." Mordecai said. "Uhhhh, they should be in that pack, dudes." (Y/n) said. "We can't find 'em." Rigby said. "Awwwwwwwwwwwww! Give me that."

(Y/n) takes the pack and looks in it. "They're not in here." She said. "You forgot them?" Rigby asked. "What do you mean I forgot them?" (Y/n) asked. Margaret runs up to the trio. "Don't fight! They probably just fell out of the bag or something." She said. "It's cool, guys. I got it." Eileen said. By rubbing two sticks together she made a fire and blew it to make it bigger. "Did you find the matches?" Mordecai asked her. "No, I just did it the old-fashioned way." She replied.

"Wow, Eileen. I didn't know you were so handy." Sam said. "Yeah, I used to get lost in the woods a lot." Eileen said. "When you were a kid?" Margaret asked. "Last year. It was kind of a phase I was going through." Eileen said. "Oh, well. Good job, Eileen." Margaret said. "Yeah, that was kinda cool." Rigby said, and she blushes from what Rigby said. (Y/n) gives him a teasing smile and wiggles her eyebrows at Rigby with a smirk, and Rigby scowls and pushes her back, causing her to laugh.

Rigby picked up hot dogs. "Catch!" He threw hot dogs to Eileen in her face. The hot dogs fell in her hands and her face was red and (Y/n) chuckles. "Smooth move, dude." She said. Rigby turns to glare at her. "Shut up!" He shouted, and (Y/n) laughs. Rigby's face becomes red with rage. Eileen looks down at the hot dogs. "Oh, nice! These are really good hot dogs." She said. The hot dogs said "super extra premium hot dogs real ingredients" on the bag. Then the six of them eat some hot dogs from the fire, then go hiking to a water fall, then go swimming, then when walking they see a deer that (Y/n) tries to take a picture of, and when she was about to pick up a frog,

she saw Eileen with four snakes and Rigby showed a bite which grossed (Y/n), Margaret and Eileen out and saw the deer again for a second time when Sam walked up. Later that night, Rigby and Eileen were playing video games and Mordecai was with Margret, siting beside the duo on another log, while (Y/n) and Sam were laying on his car. "Ahh. This is beautiful." (Y/n) said. "The sky is so clear out here." Sam looks at a constellation. "Do you know any of the, um... The, uh..." he puts his paw on his head. "The thingies?" He asked her. "Thingies?" (Y/n) asked, chuckling.

"Yeah, the, uh..." Sam said. "Constellations?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, yeah, constellations." Sam said. "Oh, those thingies." (Y/n) said, and Sam nudges her playfully. "You jerk." He said, and she chuckles. "Yeah, I think that's a "Ursala Merger" right there." She points at a constellation. "See like the handle and the ladle?" She asked. "It's called Ursa Major, not "Ursala Merger", and that's not even it, that's Orion." Mordecai said. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! And he didn't even have to look up!" Rigby said,

and everyone laughs except for (Y/n), who turns to glare at Rigby. "Okay, okay, so I don't know those thingies. Okay, wait. I can show you something cool. Give me your keys." Sam gives his keys to (Y/n). She opens a car door and sticks the key onto the switch that turned the ignition, turns on the audio system to some romantic music, closes the door and gets back on the car. Mordecai and Rigby both scowl at this, then turn away,

but Eileen and Margaret instantly noticed their sudden change in mood and look at each other with concern. "Ah, nice save." Sam lays down and their hands go close to each other, and Eileen could have sworn she heard a quite growl from Rigby. "So...you, uh... you still taking those classes?" (Y/n) asked Sam. "Yeah, yeah. This semester's been crazy, just been working all, and these extra projects... Well, you know." Sam said. "Yeah, but that was art school. It's different." (Y/n) said.

"Ah, I just can't wait until I can finally quit my dumb job." Sam said. "Ah, what? Then where will I get my coffee from?" (Y/n) asked. "The coffee will still be there." Sam said. "Yeah, it...just...wouldn't be the same." (Y/n) said. "Wait. Did you hear that?" Sam suddenly asked. "What?" (Y/n) asked. Sam listens and hears nothing. "It's nothing. I thought I heard something." He said. "It's just the sound of the wilderness. Probably just that deer we saw earlier." (Y/n) said.

"Hmm..." Sam rolls back over to (Y/n). "So what were you saying?" They hear thunder and it starts raining. "I guess we should set up the tent." (Y/n) looks in the pack for the tents. "Rigby, where'd you put the tent?" She asked. "Uh..." Rigby said. "Is it in the other bag?" Mordecai asked him. "I didn't bring it." Rigby said. "Dude! I told you to pack it!" Mordecai shouted. "Yeah, but I wanted to use the tarps like we always do." Rigby said. "Then where are the tarps?" Mordecai asked.

"I forgot them." Rigby said. "What?!" (Y/n) asked, then the fire burned out. "What's going on?" Margaret asked as she runs over. "We don't have a tent." (Y/n) said. "It's okay, I brought mine. It's in the car." Eileen said. "I'll get it." Margaret attempts to open a door and sees the keys are on the switch to the ignition. "(Y/n)! You locked the keys in the car!" She shouted. "Smooth move." Rigby said, and (Y/n) put her hand on her forehead. "You had to turn on the radio." Rigby said bitterly. (Y/n) turns to glare at him and was about to retort when a a car shows up and beeps.

"Oh, great. Now the ranger's here." Mordecai said. "What are you folks doing out here? This area's restricted." He said. "I know, we're sorry." Eileen said. "We locked our keys in the car." Sam said. "All right, I got some tools back at the station. But as soon as I get that door open, I want you outta here." The ranger said.

"Okay, thank you." Margaret and Eileen said, then he leaves. "Oh, great! Now we gotta wait in the rain for that guy to come back." Rigby said. "Hey!" Eileen said with a stick tent that she got started on. "Let's build a shelter!" They help Eileen put it together. "Go grab some more dead branches." (Y/n) does and picks one up and pulls it off a tree and goes by some bushes when the deer pops out. She screams, then chuckles nervously. "Take filthy hands off branches!" The deer shouted. "What?!" (Y/n) asked. The deer comes out of the bushes, revealing he is half human. "Mordecai!!!!!" She drops the sticks and runs to Mordecai.

"What? What is it?" The deer comes walking toward them. "Ahh! Whoa, hey. What's up, man?" Mordecai asked. "I have been watching you for years now. Bringing your filthy machines into my forest, setting her a blaze, drowning out her natural voice with your terrible music. And I've had enough!" The deer shouted. "Look, we're sorry, dude. We're not trying to ruin your home. We love the forest. Right, guys?" (Y/n) asked, and everyone agreed. "Just like mother said she loved me and not to follow her back to the city?" The deer asked. "Wait, what?" Mordecai asked.

"You disgust me. My forest is ruined! And now I will count to ten and hunt you for food." The deer said. "What?!" Everyone asked. "Do not fear. I will use all your parts. Nothing wasted. One..." he began. "Oh god..." (Y/n) said. "Two..." they all ran and Eileen picks up a rock. "Three..." Eileen busts a window on the car and goes in to hit the horn. "Come on, come on!" She shouted. "Four..." she tries to take out bow and arrows from the top but his antlers are too long and they all get in the car except the Stag-Man.

Sam flips the key on the switch but the engine fails to start. "The radio drained the battery!" Rigby frowns at (Y/n). "Five, six..." the Stag-man takes the bow and arrow out from under his feet. "Come on, come on, come on, come on!" Everyone shouted. The engine fires and starts. "Seven, eight, nine, ten!" He started chasing after them. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!" Margaret said. "We're gonna need to go faster!" (Y/n) shouted. the Stag-man was catching up to the car then (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby opened the trunk and threw sodas at him which made him more mad.

"Ahhhh!!" Mordecai shouted as the Stag-man was about to attack him, but (Y/n) slammed a lantern in his face which held him back. "In your face!" Rigby shouted. "Thanks, (Y/n)." Mordecai said. "I think we lost him." She replied, but just then he jumped on the top of the car. Everyone screams. He cut a knife threw the top, which made Sam swerve out of control down a hill and the deer fell off, he shot a bow and arrow at the tire and they stopped by hitting a tree.

They got out of the car and ran. The deer jumped on the front of the car and jumped off and Mordecai saw another road. "There's the highway! Come on!" The Stag-Man shot three arrows beside them and one under them. They got to the high way where the park ranger was coming. "Over there! Look! Someone's coming!" Rigby shouted. They all called for help when the Stag-Man was about to shoot them with arrows the park ranger swerved around them. "Ahhhh!" He went around them and hit the Stag-Man.

(the next morning)

"All right, you folks better move it along now. Nothing more to see here." The ranger said. "What's gonna happen to him?" Sam asked, seeing a gut throw the deer in park ranger's truck. "We've got special proto call for situation's like that. You all drive safe now you hear?" They drive away and the park ranger goes to the back of his truck where the National Forest Employee is. "Did you get the boys to call up the taxidermist?" He asked. "Isn't this kinda strange?" The employee
looks down at the deer. "No, we'll just...tsk, tsk...put some clothes on the human-y parts."

(back in the car)

"Sorry about this, Sam." (Y/n) said. "I don't know; it wasn't all bad. I liked your secret camping spot." Sam said. "I ate seven hot dogs." Eileen said. "And you totally busted Sam's window open with a rock!" Rigby said. "Oh, yeah. Sorry about that, Sam." Eileen said. "It's okay. I'm just stoked I survived my first camping trip." Sam looks at (Y/n) on the rear mirror. "Thanks, (Y/n)." He said. She chuckles. "No problem. See, I told you camping was cool." She said, and everyone laughs.