Big Winner
Muscle Man continuously pranks the trio. He shakes a bottle of soda which Mordecai opens and it spills on him, (Y/n) and Rigby. Muscle Man laughs. "Gotcha dudes!" (Y/n), Mordcai and Rigby head through a door and a bucket of water lands on them. "Gotcha dudes!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are now playing a video game but their thumbs are stuck on a controller due to glue. Muscle Man is then seen again holding a tube of "Gloop D' Glue" "Gotcha dudes!" The trio are then at the hospital with (Y/n)'s, Mordecai and Rigby's thumbs still stuck onto the controllers. "Gotcha dudes! Gotcha dudes! Gotcha dudes! Gotcha dudes!" Muscle Man said.
The trio are now at the park where they are celebrating Muscle Man's birthday. "Happy birthday Muscle Man!" Everyone said. "Alright, gifts!" Muscle Man said as he tears off wrapping paper. "Dudes, it's time to put Muscle Man in his place. You got the fake lottery ticket?" (Y/n) asked. Rigby holds up an envelope. "Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm!" The trio walk towards Muscle Man. "Hey, Muscle Man, happy birthday." Mordecai said. "Here's your birthday gift from us." Rigby said. Muscle Man tears open the envelope. "What's this? Aw, a lottery ticket?
Wow, you losers really bent over backwards to get me a great gift." He said. "Come on, just scratch it." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, right, I'm not scratching nothing. Nobody wins these things." Muscle Man said. "Come on, scratch it dude. You could win a million dollars." Mordecai said. "Fine, but I'm keeping this quarter." He grumbles and scratches a one million. "One one million, big deal." He grumbles and scratches a second one million. "Whoa, two in a row! Okay."
He murmurs and scratches a third one million. "I matched all three! I won, I won! Kiss my rich butt, losers. Woo!" He runs and spins around on grass, and the trio laugh evilly. "Dudes, he totally fell for it." (Y/n) said. "I can't wait to see the look on his face when we tell him we pranked him! Come on." Rigby said. "Wait, guys. You gave Muscle Man a fake lottery ticket?" Skips asked. "Yeah, why? What's the big deal?" Mordecai asked. "The last guy who pranked him with money didn't end up so well. It all happened a couple of years ago during the park raffle." Skips said.
~flashback~
"And the winner of the one hundred dollar gift prize is ticket number three four six." Biggs said. "Woohoo! It's me! I won a hundred bucks, baby!" Muscle Man shouted. "Oops! That's not the right ticket number." Biggs said. "Huh?" Muscle Man asked. "The real winning number is three four five!" He laughs. "Gotcha, Muscle Man!" He laughs again. "Look at your face!" He said. Later Biggs is walking out of a small building. "Muscle Man didn't find the prank as funny as Biggs did." Biggs uses a vending machine until he sees Muscle Man's reflection and turns around. "That was a pretty good prank you pulled back there, bro. I should return the favor. One good prank deserves another." Muscle Man cracks his knuckles and Biggs gasps.
~Flashback ends~
"What happened to the guy?" (Y/n) asked. "He never walked again. Or worked again, I can't remember, I don't know, I didn't really like the guy. But I like you guys, which is why you should be careful about telling Muscle Man you pranked him." Skips said. "Dudes, he almost killed a guy over a hundred bucks, imagine what he'll do to us over a million dollars!" Mordecai shouted. The trio imagine that Muscle Man shoves them into the same vending machine and throws the vending machine. "Okay, don't panic, we just gotta go tell him before it's too late, come on." (Y/n) said.
The trio walk up to Muscle Man, who is wrecking a table. "Hey, Muscle Man, we need to tell you something." (Y/n) said. "Hold up, bros, I'm busy." He elbows the table. "Whoa, whoa, Muscle Man, what are you doing?" Mordecai asked. "Now that I'm a millionaire, I'm gonna do some serious remodeling to this place. Now don't interrupt me again or I'll remodel your face." Muscle Man smashes the table with his head. "So maybe now's not a good time to tell him?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, probably not a good time." Mordecai said. "I'll put the Jacuzzi here." Muscle Man smashes the sofa. "And the flat screen here." He smashes the television.
"Now that I'm a millionaire, I can whip this place into shape." He walks out of the living room whilst tearing a drape. Benson walks into the room. "What the- Argh!" Benson barges into Mordecai and Rigby's room and (Y/n) is there too. "Alright, I've had it. Get out there right now and tell Muscle Man that lottery ticket's a fake." Benson said. "We're working on it." (Y/n) said. "Well quit working on it, and just go tell him! He's trashing everything, because he thinks he can buy more stuff to replace it!" Benson shouted. "Woo!" Benson,
(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look outside the window. Muscle Man is driving his trailer. "Oh, yeah!" He steps on an accelerator and breaks to let the trailer come loose. "What is he doing?!" (Y/n) asked. The trailer crashes into several things. Muscle Man lights a flare and puts on shutter shades. "Out with the old, and in with the new." He throws the flare onto trailer. "Oh boy..." (Y/n) said. "Can't you just tell Muscle Man?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, right, I don't have enough time to be put in the hospital." Benson turns red. "Now go tell him it's a fake or you're all fired!" He leaves the room, slamming the door shut. "Dudes, what are we gonna do?" Rigby asked. "Maybe if we break it to him gently?" Mordecai asked. "What, so only half of our bones are crushed?" Rigby asked.
"I think he means if we get him in a good mood he won't be so mad when we tell him." (Y/n) said. "Okay, but how do we do that?" Rigby asked. The trio go to Wing Kingdom. Muscle Man is wearing a tuxedo t-shirt and shutter shades. "Aww, yeah, guys, thanks for taking me to the wings place to celebrate. It's gonna be my treat, because there's no way you can afford my appetite." He rapidly taps the bell. "Yo, service, service!" He shouted. Muscle Man, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are sitting at a table. Muscle Man is eating buffalo wings. "You sure you guys don't want anything?" He asked. "Uhh, no thanks, water's good." Mordecai said.
"Okay sir, I've got the triple threat gourmet sauces right here. Platinum esquire barbecue, foie gras supreme and chipotle hollandaise all in diamond encrusted containers." The waiter said. "Aww, yeah, hook me up with that fancy sauce. I'm going all out now that I'm rich. All thanks to (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby for giving me that lottery ticket. Now what was it you guys wanted to tell me?" Muscle Man asked. "Huh? What?" Mordecai asked. "Don't you remember? You said you wanted to break something to me. What was it?" Muscle Man asked. "Uh, I wanted to break these chicken bones with you, 'cause I know you love breaking things."
Mordecai laughs nervously, and (Y/n) face palms. "You got that right, bro. I love breaking things. Especially things that disappoint me. Things like these meatless buffalo bones." He laughs and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby sweat at the same time. "Oh, man, why is breaking bones so easy? Yo, bro! Another round of wings up in here! In fact, now that I'm a millionaire," he stands up on the chair. "Hey, everyone! Wings on me!" He shouted. Everyone cheers. Waiters give wings to everyone in the restaurant. Muscle Man breaks a table as he's dancing on it.
"It's cool, I can buy another table now that I'm rich. All thanks to (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby. Woo!" "Guys, we need to go." (Y/n) said. The trio go somewhere private to talk. "This is getting worse. He's never gonna be able to pay for the stuff he's breaking." (Y/n) said. "No thanks to Mordecai backing out of telling him the truth." Rigby said. "I don't see either of you telling him the truth." Mordecai said. "I'm not telling him!" Rigby said. Ugh! I'll tell him, okay?!" (Y/n) asked, about to leave, and Rigby quickly grabs her right arm. "No way! He's gonna destroy you, (Y/n)!" Rigby said. "Argh! Rock, Paper, Scissors for who has to tell him." Mordecai said. "Fine." Mordecai loses the game.
"Argh." He said. "Hm hm hm!" Rigby said. The trio walk back to to find Muscle Man has left. "Huh?" (Y/n) asked. "Where'd he go? Hey, man, did you see where the fat guy with the lame t-shirt went?" Rigby asked. "Oh, yeah, he said he was going to the lottery plaza to cash in his ticket." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby gasps. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby begin to imagine another scenario. "Muscle Man, wait!" (Y/n) shouted. "What is it?" He asked. "There's something we need to tell you. The lottery ticket. It's fake. We wanted to get you back for pranking us." Mordecai said.
"It just got out of hand. We're sorry." Rigby said. "It's okay, I'm not mad." He replied. "Really?" (Y/n) asked. "Nope. I'm furious!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby gasp. Muscle Man shoves (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby into the ticket checker and then catapults it over a wall. The imaginary scenario ends. "Well, what were you gonna tell me?" Muscle Man asked. "Uhh..." the trio said. "Mordecai has something he wants to tell you." Mordecai punches Rigby. "Oww!" Rigby said. "I just wanted to tell you... that... I hope you don't forget us when you're rich." Mordecai laughs.
"Whatever losers." Rigby makes arm language telling Mordecai what the heck! Muscle Man puts the ticket into the machine only for it to be rejected. He pulls out the ticket. "Huh?" He re-inserts the ticket to be rejected repeatedly. "Ticket not valid? Can you believe this? They're trying to cheat me out of my money!" He shouted. The trio laugh nervously. "This machine's not valid! I have a winning ticket! Give me my money!" He punches the machine. "I want my money!" He kicks the machine repeatedly. "Dude, Muscle Man calm down!" (Y/n) shouted.
Muscle Man screeches and punches the machine repeatedly. The trio restrain Muscle Man unsuccessfully. Armed men suddenly appear. "Sir! Disrupting and tampering with lottery machines is a federal offense. If you do not stop we will use force!" A man said. "Force this!" Muscle man picks up and throws the man. Two other men charge at Muscle Man only to be thrown back. "Requesting backup for unit C, I repeat, we need backup!" Many more armed men run towards Muscle Man with batons and shields. Muscle Man defends himself by kicking, punching and throwing them everywhere.
"Muscle Man, you gotta stop!" (Y/n) shouted. Muscle Man throws an armed men near (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby. They see him holding an armed men's leg and swings him around at the other guards. "Dudes, this has gotten way out of control! We gotta tell him." Mordecai said. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby attempt to get through the armed men while Muscle Man continues his rampage. "Muscle Man! We have something to tell you!" (Y/n) shouted. "Not now, bro, I'm trying to get my money that I rightfully won from the lottery ticket you guys gave me!" He throws armed men away. "No, Muscle Man, you didn't win anything! The lottery ticket is a fake! We pranked you!" Mordecai shouted. Muscle Man kicks a man's head off.
"Huh? What? You guys pranked me?" He asked. "We're sorry! We didn't mean for it to go so far!" (Y/n) shouted. "Yeah, you were just pranking us so much we wanted to get you back!" Rigby shouted. "Look at the ticket!" Muscle Man takes a look. 'Property of Joke's On You! Inc.' is written in the corner. "You guys pranked me?" Muscle Man is punched into unconsciousness by a man. Later they are at the lottery customer service building.
"Again I'm very sorry, we've been trying to recall those tickets for months now. We will of course take care of any damages to lottery property and personnel." A man said. "And the park too, right?" (Y/n) asked hopefully. "Nope, sorry. Read the contract. You take care now." He closes the door. Muscle Man is driving them all home. "We're really sorry Muscle Man." Mordecai said. "Yeah, man." Rigby said.
"Yeah, our prank went way to far." (Y/n) said with guilt. "We'll help pay for the wings." She said. "No that's cool, I can pay for those. I just can't believe you pranked me so hard." Muscle Man said. "You mean you're not mad?" Mordecai asked. Muscle Man smiles. "Mad? Why would I be mad? A good prank is a good prank. Hey, you bros have health insurance, right?" He asked. "Yeah, why?" (Y/n) asked nervously. "'Cuz you're gonna need full coverage when I prank you back." He laughs, and they drive away.
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