At Skips' house, Skips comes in holding his mail. He turns on his stove, lights wood, and turns on his fan. He gets into a lotus position on his mat and sighs. He picks up the mail and sees a card. His eyes widen when he opens it. "What do you get when you put a ball with a chain? Two people getting married." Skips smiles. "Zin-" Skips flips the card over. He discovers that it is an invitation to the wedding of Quips and Monica.

"Hey, Quips is getting married. Aww." He hears knocking and answers the door. "You get the invite, cuz?" Quips asked. "Uh, yeah." Skips said. "Good. I was so excited that I had it sent overnight at great expense." Quips said. "Well, eh, congratulations. I can't wait to meet the lucky lady." Skips said. "And she can't wait to meet the," Quips pokes Skips' chest "best man", buddy." He said. "Best man?" Skips asked. Quips puts a "Best Man" cap on Skips and waves flags around while blowing into a party favor. "But in all honesty, Skips, I don't have a lot of friends. So I need you to be my best man. Anyway, what's a composer's favorite kind of party?" Quips asked. "So what do I gotta do?" Skips asked.

"You gotta throw me a "Bachelor" party! Kind of. And I say kind of because I want (Y/n) to be there too. And I just changed the joke up on the fly to answer your question." Quips said. "Bachelor party? I've never done one of those before." Skips said. "Oh, you'll do great. I just have one request." Quips said. "Huh?" Skips asked. "At the end of the night, I wanna eat "wings on a hill" with my best buds. Well, your best buds. Hey, can I borrow your best buds? Just to reiterate, I don't have any friends." Quips said. "Sure, no problem." Skips said.

"Thanks, best man. Or should I say, "chest man"?" Quips pats Skips's chest. "Badabadabadaba zingo! Hey, can you spot me for a cab home?" He asked. At Pops' House, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are laughing. They are in the kitchen. "Sack lunch!" Mordecai said. "Sack lunch!" Rigby said. "Sack lunch!" (Y/n) said. They laugh while putting sacks on the table. The trio slap sacks together. "Lunch! Lunch! Lunch! Lunch!" They stop when they hear Skips on the phone.

"No, what do you mean you're closed for a private party?" Skips asked. "Well, exactly what I said. We're closed for a private party today. You're gonna have to get your wings somewhere else." The manger said, and Skips grunts and hangs up. "What's the matter, Skips?" (Y/n) asked. "You want some licorice, bro?" Rigby asked. "Wing Kingdom is closed, and I need to get wings for a bachelor party." Skips informed, and Muscle Man bursts in with Hi Five Ghost. "Did some-" Muscle Man stops to catch his breath. "Did somebody say "bachelor party"?" He asked. "I don't know the first thing about bachelor parties." Skips said.

"You just gotta do a bunch of crazy stuff to celebrate your bro's last night of freedom." Muscle Man said, and (Y/n) snickers. "But isn't he already in a long-term monogamous relationship?" Skips asked. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look at each other. "Maybe we should help." Rigby said. He eats some licorice as Mordecai begins to speak. "So who's it for?" He asked. "My cousin, Quips." Skips said, and everyone groans. "Well, it's...still a bachelor party." Rigby said. "Still a bachelor party." Muscle Man said.

"It's still a bachelor party." Mordecai said. "And there'll be wings." (Y/n) said. "And there'll be wings." Muscle Man agreed. "Oh, and despite it being a bachelor party, he wants you to come, (Y/n)." Skips said. "But then it wouldn't really be a-" she began. "For the most part it will." Skips said. "We'll take care of everything, Skips. All you gotta worry about is the wings." Mordecai said. "Thanks, guys." Later, Quips performs as a clown at a birthday party. "What animal is like an insect that secretly gets married? An antelope!" He said. "Boo!" One of the kids said. "Don't quit your day job!" A little girl said. "This is my day job. Ahem. What do you get if you-" Quips said.

"Get off the stage, loser!" The kid from before said. "Whew, tough crowd." He gets punched in the chest by the kid. "Really..tough crowd." Another kid puts a paper bag over his head. "What the—" the kid grabs him. "Where are you taking me?!" Quips asked. "You don't tell anybody what you saw!" The little girl shouted at the kids. The kids only quiver in fear and look at each other. Quips has the paper bag removed. He sees the four children who kidnapped him. Quips quickly begins to beg for mercy. "Please... spare my life! Take anything you want!"

The kid who put the paper bag over Quips's head unzips his costume, revealing a well disguised Rigby. Quips smiles in response. The little girl reveals herself who turns out to be (Y/n). "Ahhhhhh....." He turns to look at the other two kids, who are really just Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost in disguise. They begin laughing, and (Y/n) laughs too. "Oh we got you good!" She said. "Oh, no...."

Muscle Man attaches a ball and chain to Quips's leg. "It's really happening!" Quips said. Mordecai rolls down a window and smiles. "Welcome to your bachelor party, dude." He said. "Wow!" Quips looks around excitedly, then looks at (Y/n). "(Y/n), good to see you again, kid." He said, and she smiles. "Thanks, you too." She said. "Look, I know this is a bachelor party, and you're a woman, but since you and Skips are such good friends, I want you to be here." Quips said, and (Y/n) and Skips smile at each other. "Well, if you insist." (Y/n) said. "I do." Quips then looks around again.

"Am I in a limo?" He asked. Skips is up front in the passenger seat. He is on the phone, trying to get ahold of a place that sells wings. "No wings? At all?" He hangs up. "Oh, why'd today have to be National Wing Day?" He crosses out Thighs Guys on his list of wing joints. Quips suddenly appears behind him, a big grin plastered on his face. "Skips, this is a dream come true! Thanks for—" Quips throws up his hands.

"No, wait. I'm gonna tell this to everyone." He sits back down and addresses everybody in the room. "Thanks, everybody. This really means a lot. Now, enough with the conversation- let's start the," Quips points. "Celebration!" He thrusts his arms back against his sides. "Zingooooooo! Come on, guys; zingo with me." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look at each other. (Y/n) shrugs. "Bachelor party, dudes." She said. "Zingooooo!" Everyone but Skips said. The bachelor party begins. Mordecai is shown concentrating before rolling a bowling ball and knocking down all ten pins. Rigby rolls next, managing to get a strike as well.

Quips walks up next, determined to knock down some pins. Skips takes his turn, although they don't seem to be affected by his roll. Quips realizes that he was trying to roll the ball that was attached to his ankle. Skips is on the phone trying to contact a wing joint. He frowns and crosses out Wicky Wild Wild Wings on his list. Quips is then riding in a bumper car, a big smile on his face. In the car right behind him, Skips is on the phone once again, a look of worry evident on his face.

He scribbles out Guess Who's Coming To Winger? Later they're at a paintball fight. Quips puts down his protective face mask and blasts Skips with paint. Skips seems to be unaware of what is happening as he continues to speak on the phone. He crosses out Ding-A-Wings on his list. At a Carter and Briggs stuntman tryout, Briggs is winking at Quips before Quips does donuts in the limo. Meanwhile, Skips crosses out Wingin' It And Blingin' It.

Quips is then standing on top of an alligator as the gang look on. Skips crosses out Wing Suit Riot, 12 Angry Wings, and If You Like It Put A Wing On It. (Y/n), Rigby, Muscle Man, Fives and Quips are then heard shouting "Zingo!" As they stick their head out of the limo's sunroof. Skips is dejectedly staring at his list, for all of the wing joints in town are out of wings. "Man, this bachelor party's been perfect! Speaking about perfect bachelor parties," Quips points at Skips. "How's those wings coming, Skips?" Quips asked. "Uh, yeah of course, uh, but uh..." Skips shrugs. "Bachelor party rules! Time for the, uh... blindfold activity!" Quips gasps as Mordecai ties a blindfold around Quips's head.

"Just like in the movies!" Quips said excitedly. "Uh, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby...." Skips points. "Could I see you privately for a second?" He asked. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby open one of the limo's doors. "What's up, Skips?" (Y/n) asked. They enter the limo. "How's the wing search?" Rigby asked. "I called every place in town. There's no wings anywhere! What should I do?" Skips asked. "Seriously? There are no available wings anywhere?! How's that even possible?" (Y/n) asked.

"I don't know, (Y/n)!" Skips shouted. "You gotta try Wing Kingdom again." Mordecai said. "Yeah; maybe the private party's over!" Rigby said. "Let's hope." (Y/n) crosses her fingers. "Worth a shot." The limo is driving up to Wing Kingdom. Skips skips into the restaurant and addresses the manager. "Uh, excuse me; I'd like a few dozen wings." Skips said. "We're closed for a private party." The manager said. "It's for my cousin! Can't you just spare a few?" Skips asked desperately. "Sorry, sir. They're animals in there." He gestures to another room, where the private party is being held. Loud screams and breaking glass can be heard. The manager shrugs. "I can't spare a single wing." He said. "Please!" Skips grabs the manager's shoulders.

"I'm the best man! I can't let him down!" Skips shouted. "Pffft. Some best man." The manager begins to walk away. "Can't even find a few wings." Skips sighs and worriedly grabs a Wing Kingdom bag, stuffing napkins into it. Quips and the gang are in the limo. "That's a great idea!" Quips said. Skips joins them. "You got those wings, best man?" Quips asked. "Uh, yep." Skips lied. "You know, "Wings on a Hill" is a Quippenger tradition." Quips said. "Is....that....so?" Skips asked. "You bet. My dad did it with his friends, my grandfather did it, and now me with my bros and my best man carrying on the tradition.

All this wing talk is making me hungry." Quips claps and rubs his stomach. "How long 'till wing time?" He asked. "Uh...it's coming." Skips said. "Well, can I at least have a whiff to tide me over?" Quips asked. "I don't think that-" Quips grabs the bag of "wings" and shakes it. "Huh, a little lighter than I thought it'd be." He said. "Uh..." Skips said. Quips sniffs the inside. "Not much of a scent....What flavor is this?" He asked. "Uhh, the best one. Why don't you give me that back?" Skips asked.

"Maybe if I just take a peek." Quips removes his blindfold and peeks. "Wait!" Quips sees that there are napkins in place of the wings. "Is this some kinda joke?" Quips asked. "Uh, listen..." Skips said. "Because if it is, you should say, "Zingo". Because people might get the wrong idea if you don't say "Zingo" after the hilarious joke." Quips said. "Let me explain." Skips said. Quips begins to whimper. "Very funny, Skips!" He said. (Y/n) places a paw on Quips. "Come on, try and calm down." She said softly. Quips motions himself away from (Y/n)'s paw. "You don't understand. The only Quippenger who didn't eat "wings on a hill" was left at the altar!" Quips buries his head in his hands and cries.

"Quips, I'm sorry. I tried everywhere." Skips said. "Ahem. Not everywhere, bro." Muscle Man said. A fly flutters by, then a frog eats the fly, and then a dragonfly picks up the frog and flies away. "Wings For Real Men"?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, we can read." Rigby said, and (Y/n) snickers. They walk on a bridge to a small restaurant. "This place is really off the grid. Real hush-hush." Muscle Man said. They take their wings super seriously." They go inside the "Wings For Real Men" restaurant to find no one there.

"Hello?" Skips asked. "There's not even anyone here." (Y/n) said. Someone opens the door. Skips and Quips look at each other. A guy with a beard, a guy eating wings, and a chef walk up to them. "Well, lookie here! We got several fancy city folk, from the biiig city!" Guy #1 said. "I need a bucketa wings to go." Skips said. "You walk in here with your fancy pants, running water, your electricity, and your special-edition DVDs, and expect us to give you our buckets?!" Guy #1 asked. "What about that?" (Y/n) points to the sign that says "Inferno Wing Challenge - Free Wings for Life" Skips grabs the sign. "Free wings for life, huh?" He asked.

"Oh, you wouldn't be able to handle those. They're for real men." Guy #1 said. "We're men!" Mordecai said. "No women here." Muscle Man said. The guy then looks at (Y/n) and point to her. "Then what about that thing?" He asked, and anger boiled inside her as he spoke of her as if she was some kind of object instead of a person. She looks and sees the anger in her friends' eyes and knew they weren't happy about it either. "She, I'm a she, mister! As in GIRL." (Y/n) snapped angrily.

"Exactly. And girls aren't supposed to be here, missy! Didn't you read the sign?" The guy asked, and she shrugs. "Oh I read it, I'm just not to big on following rules." She said. "Especially ones that are discriminating." She snarled. The guy advances on her threateningly. "You better watch your mouth kid." He said. "Hey, hey, hey!" The guys quickly got protective, Rigby grabs her left arm and pulls her back,

while the others stand in front of her. "Back off our friend, bro!" Muscle Man snapped. "Look, we don't want any trouble. I just need some wings for Quips." Skips said. "Nobody's ever survived the Inferno Challenge!" The guy said. The gang see a sign that says "people who died trying the Inferno Challenge" "Our wing sauce is made from mutated ghost peppers, hot magma extract, and black widow venom." The guy said, and (Y/n) gags, then tries not to vomit. "I think I'm gonna be sick." She said.

"I'll do it." Skips said. A plate, a towelette, a bucket of wings, and blue cheese dip are set up for Skips. "But you don't get the blue cheese!" Guy #2 said. The chef whacks it against the wall, where a bunch of other blue cheese containers lay. "You got two minutes to eat that whole bucket." Guy #3 said. "Two minutes?!" (Y/n) asked in disbelief. Skips picks up an Inferno wing.

Some sauce drops from the wing and burns through the table. Skips and the gang gasp. "Skips, don't do it! Maybe being left at the altar won't be so bad!" Quips panicked. "I promised you those wings, and you're gonna get 'em." Skips starts the timer. He cools off the first wing, then eats it. He breathes out hot breath and drops the bone. He cools off the second wing, and begins to bite, when the sauce causes pain in his mouth. The gang gasp. Skips sticks out his tongue, which is burning from the sauce. The three guys laugh at this and (Y/n) sends them a death glare.

Skips grabs a third wing and cools it off before eating it. He groans in pain. After a large round of wings, Skips's body is all hot and scruffy. "Tick-tock, city boy! Ain't that what your fancy watches say?" Guy #1 said. "City boooy! City booooooy!" Guy #2 said. Skips groans and reaches back into the bucket for another wing. "Come on, Skips! You're almost there!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, you can do it!" (Y/n) said. Skips is severely scruffy and shaken up. "Just three more wings..." Mordecai said.

Everybody in the room is watching, including the amused chef and his men and an anxious looking Quips. The back of the bucket is almost flaming in anticipation. Skips picks up another wing and groans before blacking out. He is then seen waking up in an actual inferno. "Huh?" He looks at his surroundings. Some strange beings are then seen marching nearby. "Zingo, zingo, zingo, zingo, zingo!" They menacingly loom over Skips, who looks up in surprise. "We are the zingos." One hisses. "This... is the inferno!" He said. " I... I gotta... finish this!" Before he can do so, Zingo #1 knocks him off of the miniature cliff they are standing on. "Never!"

Skips slides down the cliff and manages to hang onto a piece of celery. He then looks down at the river of blue cheese below him. The zingos slide down the cliff and land right in front of Skips, almost knocking him into the estuary of dressing. One of the zingos stomps on Skips's hand, almost causing him to lose his grip. He moans in pain and somehow manages to hold on. "You've let down your own family!" He roars and attempts to stomp on Skips'  hand again,

but Skips manages to grab hold of his leg and stop him. "He's gonna get those wings!" He throws the zingo over the edge of the cliff. Zingo #1 manages to land on a piece of cliff that had broken off in the middle of the river. He looks up angrily at Skips in response. Skips then proceeds to leap into the air and knock the other two zingos' heads together, providing him with enough time to bite one of the zingos. The zingo screams in agony before turning into a regular chicken wing,

which Skips consumes. He spits out the bones, which end up piercing the other zingo in the side. It screams in pain as Skips skips over and punches it in the face. The zingo in turn manages to punch Skips back, but in doing so, Skips latches onto his arm and bites it. The zingo screams again before turning into a regular wing as well. Skips bites into it successfully before noticing Zingo #1 in the river.

"Zingo. Zingo! Zingo, zingo, zingo." Skips hops down from the cliff and lands on one of the cliff fragments floating in the river. He hops from fragment to fragment until he manges to land on the same piece the zingo is standing on. Zingo #1 and Skips begin to punch one another, each delivering a few good blows until the zingo leaps behind Skips and catches him by surprise. Zingo #1 manages to knock Skips over, and shortly after doing so, he wraps his arm around Skips and holds him captive. "You failed him, Skips. Just like you failed Desdemona!" He said. "Noooooo!"

Skips wraps his arms around the zingo and thrusts him in front of his own body, right before they meet up with a blue cheese waterfall. Zingo #1 screams "zingo" one last time before being drenched in blue cheese dressing. He immediately explodes and turns into a regular wing, which Skips eats. The inferno is then seen being doused with rain. Skips victoriously shouts "zingo"  and sighs in relief. He is then back in the real world, where he is being doused with lemonade while the gang cheer him on.

"You did it." Quips said. Skips points over at the chef and his men. "Now hand over the wings!" He shouted. "Didn't you read the fine print?" He hands over the picture of the Inferno Wing Challenge and laughs. Skips dusts off the layer of filth covering the fine print, which reads: "Except if'n you're fancy."  "We don't gotta give you no nothing! No how! So why don't you pack up your big city friends, and your big city shaved chest, and hightail it outta-" Skips punches him before he can finish.

"Run!" Skips, with the wings in hand, runs out of the restaurant with Quips and the gang. "Curse you, big city shaved chest!" The restaurant cracks off the bridge and sinks into the lake. "You're gonna pay for this!" Later back at the park, Quips, Skips, and the gang are eating wings. "Thanks, Skips. That was the best night of my life." Quips said. "Ahh, it's what best men do." A car drives up to them. Quips sits up. "Monica!" The front window rolls down, revealing Monica in the driver's seat. "Hello, everyone." She said. "How was your bachelorette party, babe?" Quips asked. "Well, we rented out Wing Kingdom and we ate wings there all night. I had a very good time." She said. "Haha. See? That's why she's gonna wear my "wedding wing"!" Quips said. The gang all pump their arms. "Zingo!" They shouted, and Monica laughs. "He's so funny."