Ace Balthazar Lives

"Dude, hurry up! The show's coming back on!" Mordecai said. "Hang on, I gotta get my oats." Rigby said. "Dude, use a bowl." Mordecai said. "Shut it! I'll eat my oats however my mouth feels like it." Rigby sticks a chocolate cake in with the oats and eats it. "Hmm hmmm." Rigby said. "Ugh." Mordecai said. "Sick." (Y/n) said in disgust. "And now, back to Behind the Bands with Adrenaline! Pierce, John Moore, Ricky Grant, And frontman... Ace Balthazar!" The announcer said. "1, 2, 3, 4...!" Adrenaline, with Ace on front, gets shreddin. "They were the most epic band of all time...in 1984!"

"Yeah. We were pretty up with our guests... but it was Ace they came to see. He was real, man." Ricky makes a guitar noise. "I've got an Adrenaline rush, and I think I'm gonna—!!!" Ace said. "Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash!" Everyone chanted. "Crash! Crash! Crash! Crash!" The trio said. Aces crashes and smashes a speaker and Pierce's drum kit with his power guitar like a certified berserker. "AAAARGHHH!!!" He shouted. "Whooo!" The crowd just loved Ace's crash performance, and the crush-happy frontman of Adrenaline raises his arm in victory.

"For Ace, crashing just wasn't part of the show. It was a way of life." The trio see Adrenaline at Bistro en le Parc. "I think I'm gonna - CRASH!" Ace knocks the table over and makes a mega-mess of things. "CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!" Adrenaline is at their Jacuzzi, with Ace letting out his frustrations on the water. "CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!" He shouted. "Wait. Where's Ace?" At the driver's seat, a psycho Ace Balthazar is behind the wheel. "CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!" The Adrenaline tour bus, courtesy of crush-happy

Ace, goes over the cliff, and crashes into the road. All three members minus Ace were lucky to walk away from the crash. "Come on, we've gotta get outta here! RUN!!!" The RV goes BOOM! "When we lost Ace, we knew the Adrenaline Rush was over. There'll never be another performer like Ace. Ever." Pierce Fesner said. "Hmm. Hmm. True facts." Rigby said. "Oh that's horrible." (Y/n) said sadly. "Yeah, I wish we could've seen them play live. It would've been the most epic concert ever." Mordecai said. "Though he was presumed dead, Ace's body was never found. Could Ace be alive and walking among us?" The announcer asked. "He ain't dead. I seen him at the shop-mart." A woman said. "My friend's brother saw him at the bus station." A man said. "I saw him on my quesadilla." Another man said.

"A recent sighting has even been captured on film." The night is seen creeping near bushes, and Pops' house is seen in the background and (Y/n)'s eyes widen. "Haha. That looks like our house in the background." Rigby said. "Dude, that is our house." Mordecai said. "Wait, is that..? Dudes, it's that guy who thinks he's a knight." (Y/n) said. Knight and Ace are now on split screens. "Could this man be the real Ace Balthazar?" The announcer asked. "Duuuuuudes." Rigby cuts out a knight's helmet and positions it on Ace Balthazar's view. "Ace Bathazar's in our Park!" Rigby said.

"Woooooaaaahh!" The trio said. "Dudes, I bet if we get him back together with his band, they'd play live and we get backstage passes!" Mordecai said. "They'd totally give us backstage passes." Rigby said. "We gotta get him back together with his band." (Y/n) said. The trio go to the creek where the knight lives. He places an old fax printer in front of him. "Now, to see what you are made of." He starts laughing as he repeatedly bashes the printer with his sword. At the bushes, (Y/n), Morrdecai and Rigby are watching him. "Dudes, it's him! It's Ace!" Rigby said.

"Ye-ace it is!" Mordecai said. They start running over to him. "Ace! Ace! Ace! Ace!" The trio said. "Oh! Natives of the new world!" The man said. "Ace! Oh, man. It's an honor to meet you, sir." Mordecai said. "Ace? What is this "Ace"?" The man asked. "Dude, you're Ace Balthazar from Adrenaline!" Rigby said. "I don't think he remembers that, guys." (Y/n) said. "What? I am not Ace Balthazar! I am Sir Gablethorp of Kingdonium! My quest is to discover the marvels of the new world. For instance, to find the tiny artists that live within this printing device." The man resumes smashing the printer, and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby stare at him. "Dudes, there's something seriously wrong with Ace." Rigby said. "Ya think?" (Y/n) said.

"I know. I think that bus crash must've messed up his memory." Mordecai said. Rigby pulls out a mixtape called "Jog It!: Adrenaline's Hits" "Hmm, hmm! Time to, "jog it", then!" Rigby said. He puts it in a boombox and the mixtape plays, which shocks Gablethorp. "What is this music? And how do you have a whole band of men inside such a small box?" He asked. "It's not just any band of men, it's Adrenaline!" (Y/n) said. "Adrenaline?" He raises his sword up.

"I must meet this tiny band of men!" He said. "No, wait!" The trio shouted. Gablethorp begins crashing the boombox. He soon stops. "Where did the tiny band of men go?" Gablethorp asked. "Dudes, Ace Balthazar just trashed our boombox!" Rigby said. "Whoooooaaaaaa!" The trio said. "Oooohhhhh!" Gablethorp said. "Ace, we wanna get you back together with your old band." (Y/n) said.

"Yeah, we're huge fans. And we wanna see your perform live!" Rigby said. "If pretending to be Ace Balthazar will get them to accept me, then so be it. Friends, I just remembered that I am Ace Balthazar!" Gablethorp said. "Haha, I knew it!" The trio said. "Now all we gotta do is get you back together with your band." Mordecai said. The residence of the members of Adrenaline are in a hottub, watching and reminiscing their time with Ace Balthazar. "Those were the days." Ricky said. "What I wouldn't give to see Ace walk through our door right now." Pierce said.

Jenkins comes through the door. "There's a guy out here claiming to be Ace." He said. "Alright, bring him in." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby walk in with the Knight. "Hello all! It is I, Ace Balthazar!" The band members say nothing. "Jenkins, please escort these guys out." He proceeds to, but is stopped by Mordecai. "No, wait! It really is Ace! Just look at him!" Mordecai walks him up next to Ace's portrait. The Knight smiles nervously. The band members take a hard look. "Eh Ricky, he does kinda look like Ace." John said. "That may be, but you sure don't dress or act like him. Besides, it's a known fact that Ace died in that crash.

"Pierce, play Track 4 of Adrena-geddon, backwards!" Pierce takes out a remote and plays it backwards on the stereo. "This is Ace Balthazar speaking, and I will totally die in a tour bus crash." It ends, and (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and the Knight are thrown out by the guards. "Don't worry, Ace. We'll change you back in your old self. Then they'll believe it's you for sure." (Y/n) said. They go to the Two Peaks Mall, where (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby find clothes for the Knight. "First thing's first. We need to find you something cool to wear." (Y/n) said.

"What is wrong with my armor?" Gablethorp asked. "Dude, burlap isn't cool?" Rigby said. "You know what else isn't cool? Not wearing pants." Mordecai said. "If you want people to recognize you, you gotta start dressing like your old self." He said. (Y/n) hands Gablethorp a set of clothing. "If it is as you culture dictates," he takes the clothes. "Then I will don the garb that is necessary to do so." He said. "Whatever. Just try the clothes on." Rigby said.

Gablethorp goes into the changing room, and after trying three outfits, he comes out as the style of Ace. They are now back at Pops' house. "No! No!" In the kitchen, Margaret and Eileen are with (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Gablethorp, fashion supplies on the table. "I simply will not allow it! I will stand for these artisans to rouge my face." Margaret and Eileen hold up a brush and hair dryer, respectively. "But to remove my helmet?! I refuse! A helmet is a knight's honor!"

Gablethorp said. "Well, hair is a rockstar's honor." Mordecai said. "Yeah, man. No hair, no honor." Rigby said. "It's the only way to be a rockstar." Eileen said. "Well, if that is your custom, then so be it." He removes his helmet, and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby scream at the sight of his hair. It's revealed to be long and undone white hair. "Uhh, this is gonna take a while." Margaret said. Later the trio are in the living room, and Margaret and Eileen walk out. Margaret chuckles. "Presenting Ace Balthazar." Gablethorp walks in with full appearance as Ace Balthazar. "Holy crap!" (Y/n) said. "Woah!" Mordecai said.

"Awesome!" Rigby said. "Margaret and Eileen, this is perfect!" (Y/n) said. "Indeed. I feel thoroughly transformed into a star of rock." Gablethorp said. "Well, almost perfect." Mordecai said. He, (Y/n) and Rigby sit Gablethorp down in front of the TV. "This'll help you to remember who you really are." Mordecai turns on the TV and an Adrenaline performance appears on screen, surprising Gablethorp. "Remarkable!" He gets closer to the screen. "A tiny band of men you can hear and see? What sorcery is this?" (Y/n) face palms and Rigby goes over to him. "No! No more of that knight talk, man. Just watch the screen." He makes

Gablethorp look at the screen. Ace Balthazar is being interviewed. "Describe yourself in one word." The interviewer said. "Acestounding." Ace said. "Acestounding!" Gablethorp said. As Gablethorp watches Ace performing and crashing, day and night his mind grasps everything about Ace's life. The scene flashes out to Adrenaline's place of residence. Ricky answers a knock on the door, and sees it's (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby. "Oh, it's you blokes again. Get out!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby move aside and present the fully transformed Ace Balthazar. "Aren't you gonna invite your old bandmate inside?" Gablethorp asked. "Ace?" Ricky asked.

The two other band members stand up in shock. "I don't know about you guys, but I've got an Adrenaline rush, and I think I'm gonna..." Gablethorp began. "Crash! Crash!" John and Pierce shouted. "Crash! Crash! Crash!" John, Pierce and Ricky shouted. As they chant, the Ace-turned Knight crashes everything in the room. "Now are we gonna rock out or what?" Everyone smiles. Later everyone is at the Adrenaline concert. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are back stage. "Dudes, we did it! We're gonna see Adrenaline play live!" Mordecai said. "Crash! Crash Crash!"

The trio said. Ricky walks up to the mic. "I wanna thank all of you for being here. And I wanna tell you that tonight, rock history will be made! Because tonight, after years of silence, Adrenaline plays again! " He steps back as Gablethorp rises up, taking the stage as Ace Balthazar. He smiles as the audience cheers. "How I've longed for this moment!" The Ace turned Knight steps up to the microphone. "Alright, let's rock! 1,2,3,4-" The mic suddenly crackles with electricity, and the stage lights dime down. "Ah, what?" Rigby asked. "What's happening?" (Y/n) asked. "Whoa." Mordecai said.

A gust of wind blows and the speakers electrify. An audience member points to the sky as a green light forms. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and the Knight shield their eyes as the green light is revealed to be the ghost of Ace and he screams. "Imposter!" He lands beside the Knight. "This isn't the real Ace Balthazar! I am!" The ghost shouted. "Uh oh!" The trio said. "You! You are a disgrace!" Ace shouted. "But... But..." Gablethorp said. "But..but.." but nothing! I'm the real deal here, and this band is nothing without me! No offense, you guys." The other members reply none taken. "Now get off this stage, you poser!"

The crowd boos, and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby run onstage. "Stop! Stop!" (Y/n) shouted. "Wait, hold on! We're sorry we thought he was you. It's just, we really wanted to see Adrenaline play live. Please just let him play." Mordecai said. "No. Now get off the stage!" Ace shouted. "Yeah! Get off the stage! Get off the stage! Get off the stage! The crowd said. The fat man throws his quesadilla at the Knight, followed by him getting pelted by other items. "Enough! Enough, I say!" The crowd stops. "For years, I have been fascinated by your culture. I have worked hard to embrace this as my own, yet this is how I am to be repaid?!"

There's a short silence, and Gablethorp points at Balthazar. "Now hear this, Ace Balthazar. I've got an Adrenaline rush," Gablethorp puts on a helmet. "And I think I'm gonna crash." His guitar transforms into an axe, and he begins crashing the stage by shooting electrics lasers at the sound equipment. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Ace and the band move out of the way as Gablethorp set the stage on fire. The audience cheers at this. "His crashing....it's acestounding!" Before Gablethorp can crash any further, Balthazar takes his axe and goes to him.

"I was wrong about you. Never before have I seen anyone crash that way. That was better than anything I could've ever done." Ace said, and Gablethorp smiles. "Kneel, Sir Gablethorp." Ace said. He does so and removes his helmet. "I hereby dub thee the new Ace Balthazar!" Ace said, and the audience cheers. "Now, take the stage!" Gablethorp steps up and plays lute music while using a rock gesture. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are shocked. The audience boos and throw cans at him.

Ace floats to him and takes the guitar. "Forget it, I'll just do it. 1, 2, 3, 4!" Adrenaline plays a rock song. "Well, at least we finally get to see Adrenaline play live!" Mordecai said. "Yeah-yuh!" The trio said. "Ooh! This music is amazing! It must be shared!" He shoots open a portal from his glove, which leads to his medieval world, and many knights come out and dance with the audience.

The Eggscellent Knight from Eggscellent appears. He laughs in a jolly tone and runs into the audience, but is knocked down, and (Y/n)'s jaw drops. "What the...?" She asked. "I have moshed poorly." The other knights chant on Gablethorp as they crowd surf him. "Dude, best concert ever." Mordecai said, and the trio high five.

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