A Bunch of Baby Ducks

The trio are walking to the fountain to clean it. "Uggggggggggghh!" Rigby said. "Rigby, don't be such a baby." (Y/n) said, and he glares at her. "I'm not! I just don't want to do this!" He shouted. "You never want to do any work." (Y/n) said, and Mordecai snickers. "She's got you there, dude." He said, and Rigby pouts and crosses his arms. "C'mon, Rigby, it will be over before you know it." Mordecai said. "Man, I hate cleaning the fountain! It's like the worst job at The Park! Why do we have to clean it anyways, isn't that what rain is for?!" Rigby asked, and this time (Y/n) snickered.

"I know, dude, but we just gotta power through it. Here, I'll turn off the water, you start the hose." Mordecai said. "What?! Why do I have to start the hose?! Why can't (Y/n)?" Rigby asked. "I did it last time, remember?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah dude, it's your turn." Mordecai said. "Ugh! You side with her for everything!" Rigby snapped, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "Just man up and do it for the team." (Y/n) said. "Rock, paper, scissors for who starts the hose." Rigby said, and (Y/n) face palms. "Fine." The duo play rock, paper, scissors. (Y/n) gets scissors and Rigby gets paper. "Two out of three?" Rigby asked.

"Start the hose!" (Y/n) said. "Start the hose." Rigby said, angrily mocking her. Mordecai turns off the fountain and Rigby puts the hose inside the fountain. Rigby sighs, then puts his mouth on the hose and accidentally sucks in the water. "Blegh! It tastes like how Muscle Man smells!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) bursts into laughter. Rigby glares at her. "Shut up!" "Calm down, dude. Check out all this free stuff." Mordecai said. "All right, what's it gonna be this time?" Rigby asked.

"I'll check." (Y/n) goes to the fountain and the duo hear a loud squeal from her. But it wasn't one of fear, more like she was adoring something. The duo instantly look at her. "What?" Rigby asked. "What is it?" Mordecai said. The duo find the baby ducks in the fountain that she was looking at among with some trash. "A bunch of baby ducks?" Rigby asked. "Aren't they adorable?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, if by adorable you mean totally lame." Rigby said, and (Y/n) hit him. "Ow!"

"We must have stranded them when we drained the water." Mordecai said. Mordecai tries to catch them but they run away. "C'mon, dudes, help me get them out! We can't clean the fountain with them still in it!" Mordecai said. The trio try to catch them but they can't keep up with the ducks. "Ah, come on! We're not going to hurt you!" (Y/n) said. The baby ducks start chirping. "Get the bucket." Mordecai said. Mordecai chases the ducks into a bucket. The trio dump the ducks out.

"I wonder what they were doing in there all alone." (Y/n) said with concern. "Maybe their mom got scared off or something." Rigby said. "Still, it's unlucky for a mother to just abandon their children." (Y/n) said. "You two ready to get back to work?" Mordecai said. "I guess." Rigby said. Rigby tries to walk away, but the baby ducks keep following him. "I think they're following me!" Rigby said. (Y/n) begins to laugh. "Oh wow, I think they think you're their mother, dude." She said. "What?!" Rigby asked her in shock, and Mordecai also begins to laugh.

"Oh wow, that's hilarious." He said. "Haha, they did! They totally think you're their mom!" (Y/n) laughs. "Stop it!" Rigby shouted. Rigby tries to run away from the ducks while Mordecai and (Y/n) are laughing at him. "Quit following me! I'm not a duck!" Rigby shouted. "Haha! What are you doing? Trying to teach them how to suck at football?" Mordecai asked, and (Y/n) cracks up. "Shut up!" Rigby shouted. Rigby keeps trying to run away and spins around in circles from the ducks and bumps into Benson. "Are you three finished cleaning the fountain yet?" Benson asked. "We're working on it." Rigby said. "Oh really? Because it looks like you're just playing with a bunch of baby ducks!" Benson said. "We're not playing!

We found them in the fountain!" Mordecai said. "Now they won't stop following me." Rigby said. "They think he's their mother." (Y/n) explained. "Ha! They think Rigby is their mom? Haha! That's the saddest thing I ever heard!" Benson said. "No, I think someone naming their kid Rigby is the saddest thing I ever heard." Mordecai said. "Hey!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) nudges Mordecai rather roughly. "Ow! Easy, I was just kidding. But seriously, we can't clean this fountain if we're babysitting these ducks." Mordecai said. "Alright, fine.

Find a place for those ducks and get back to work, and don't slack off. You still need to clean the park truck when you're done." Benson walks away. "Aw, man! How do we get rid of these ducks?" Rigby asked. "Easy. Chicks." Mordecai said. The trio take the baby ducks to the coffee shop. "Uggggh! Where are they?!?" Rigby asked. "Relax! They'll be out in a minute." (Y/n) said. Three of the baby ducks jump into Rigby's cereal bowl. "Get out of my cereal!" Rigby shouted, and his best friends start laughing.

"Oh, thanks a lot. You're real pals." Rigby walks away from the table. "Hm, hm, hm. Step off! Step off! You don't want none of this!" Rigby said, doing a karate chop motion with one of his paws. Then two of them cling to (Y/n) and she smiles at them. "Oh, hey there." She said softly. One of them then jumps onto her hair, and she winces as her hair is messed up a little. "Ah! Hair! Hair!" She said, then quickly takes him off and Mordecai chuckles. "I guess they like you too, (Y/n)." He said, and Rigby looks over at (Y/n). "Good, let's just have them go and bother you then." Rigby then points in her direction. "Go on, go over to the chipmunk." He said, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "Awwww!" Margaret and Eileen said.

"Aren't they adorable? I wish I could keep them myself, but we're kind of busy." (Y/n) said as she held one. "Who are your little pals?" Eileen asked. "They're baby ducks." (Y/n) said. "Little pals? More like little jerks! Look what they did to my cereal!" Rigby angrily points to cereal. "Aw! They made a baby duck milk waterfall." Eileen said. "They're just babies, Rigby. They don't know any better." (Y/n) said. "They don't know any better." Rigby mocks, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes again. "Get away from me!" Rigby shouted.

"Aw, look! Now they're copying you!" Margaret said. "Uggggh!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) cracks up. "Stop laughing at me! Here, you take some!" Rigby said, handing more to her. "Mordecai did say they like you too." Rigby said, huffing angrily. "What's the matter, don't you like them?" Margaret asked. (Y/n) gestures to him. "Does it look like he likes them?" She asked. Eileen holds one of them. "Is Rigby ignoring you because you're not a beautiful swan yet?" She asked. "Yeah, I'm sure that's the reason." (Y/n) said sarcastically, and Rigby turns to glare at her. "Err... Well we found them at the park and we're supposed to get rid of them.

Actually, we were thinking maybe you guys could use some baby ducks!" Mordecai said. "No pets allowed in my building." Margaret said. "And I'm allergic to duck dander." Eileen said as she was suddenly covered in spots, and (Y/n) cringed. "Then why did you hold one?" She asked, and she shrugs. "I couldn't help it." She smiles sheepishly. "I bet the Animal Shelter could find them a good home!" Margaret said.

"Oh, good idea, thanks, Margaret." (Y/n) said. The trio take the ducks to the Animal Shelter. "Can I help you?" The receptionist asked. "We found these baby ducks and we-" (Y/n) began. "We wanna get rid of 'em." Rigby interrupts her, and (Y/n) angrily punches Rigby. "Uggh!" He said. "We want to find them a good home." (Y/n) said. "Alright, I'm going to need you to fill out some paper work. You can start by... Are those ducks karate chopping each other?" The trio look to see the ducks karate chopping each other and (Y/n)'s eyes widened. "Wow..." she said.

"Er... No." Rigby said, and the ducks beat up a dog and it crawls into a corner whimpering. (Y/n)'s jaw drops. "I'm sorry, we can't take violent animals." The receptionist said. "Aw, what? They're not violent!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, man, they were just playing around!" Rigby said. "Those ducks are thugs." The receptionist said. (Y/n) gasps, then picks one up. "Thugs?! I think that's a little harsh, sir." (Y/n) said, suddenly the duck slaps her. Her best friends look at them in shock. (Y/n) was surprised,

then became stern. "Hey, don't do that." She scolds, but then got slapped again. "I said don't do that!" She said, louder this time, but she got slapped again. (Y/n) growls, and her best friends are both giggling. (Y/n) then slaps it back which surprises them. Her and the baby duck start slapping each other back and forth multiple times, and the duo bursted into laughter. (Y/n) sends them a death glare which makes them both cower and stop, looking at each other awkwardly. She then was about to scold the duck again but it jumps down from her hand.

"You know, some people would think karate chopping was really cool!" Rigby said. The ducks karate chop the leg off a table, smashing a tank from which a snake crawls out. They karate chop it into either death or unconsciousness. Later, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and the ducks walk out of the Animal Shelter building. "Now what are we gonna do?" (Y/n) asked. "I guess we're just gonna have to find someone cool to take them." Mordecai said. "That shouldn't be a problem. Check this out." Rigby punches the air above the ducks. "They're not even flinching!" Rigby said. "That is pretty cool." Mordecai said, (Y/n) chuckles. "They're a bunch of badasses, huh?"

She asked, and her friends laugh. "Yea-yuh! And they're fast learners, too." Rigby said, and the ducks punch at each other, and (Y/n) nods. "True, they do seem to learn pretty fast." She said. "Quite impressive, for their age." She said. "Dudes! These ducks are awesome!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, man! We can't just give them to some loser!" Rigby said. "Agreed." (Y/n) crosses her arms. "They deserve better than that." She said. "Don't worry dudes, we'll find somebody to take them. Video game break?" Mordecai asked. "I don't know, shouldn't we continue trying to find a place for these guys?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh relax, (Y/n). We will. We're just taking a little break." Rigby said. "Well... okay." The trio and the ducks

The trio are on the sofa together. (Y/n) has several of the baby ducks on her lap. On the game, two monsters are fighting. The one on the left wins without any real competition. "OOOOOOOHHH!" Mordecai and the ducks said, and (Y/n) bursts into laughter. "Ha ha ha! Dude, this is crazy! That's the third time in a row that they beat you!" Mordecai said. "Wow, being beaten by babies, that must really hurt your ego Rigby." (Y/n) said, and Mordecai laughs, While Rigby glares at them. "Shut up, (Y/n)! It's not my fault! I told you this controller's busted." Rigby said. "Dude, come on, you always have some kind of excuse for sucking at video games." (Y/n) said. "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm!" The ducks said in agreement with her. "Uggh! Step off! Step off!"

Rigby shouted, doing the karate chop motion again. "I don't know, man. I think there's something special about these ducks. Maybe we shouldn't give them away." Mordecai said. "What?" Rigby and (Y/n) asked in shock. "What's the matter, (Y/n)? I thought you liked them." Mordecai said. "I do! I love them, but you really think we can afford to take care of them right now?" (Y/n) asked. "What was that?" Benson asked as he walks in. "Huh? Oh, hey, Benson. We were just saying maybe we should keep... looking for someone to keep... these ducks!"

Mordecai said, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "Yeah, that was totally it." She said sarcastically. "Are you guys done cleaning the fountain?" Benson asked. "Not really. Because we're still looking for people to take these ducks." (Y/n) said. "I don't care! Find someone to take care of these ducks right now and get back to work or you're fired!" Benson angrily leaves the room. "OOOOOOHHH!!!" The ducks said, and (Y/n) laughs. "Not cool, guys." Mordecai said. Later the trio and the ducks are in the kitchen sitting at the table. (Y/n) finishes a flier for the baby ducks and shows her best friends.

"Okay, how about this?" She asked. "Man, I dunno. Fliers? The only people who are gonna see these are some creepy old dudes in the park. We can't just give the ducks to some loser." Rigby said. "Hmm, you may have a point." (Y/n) said. "Come on, guys, we have to do what Benson said. Besides, someone cool will take the ducks, you'll see. It's the right thing to do." Mordecai said. "Alright, let's go put these things up." Rigby said. Later the baby ducks are swimming in a kiddy pool and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are sitting on the stairs at the front. The duck collector arrives at the house in a green truck and (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and the Duck Collector walk up to each other. The baby ducks are seen beating each other. "I like the looks of these babies. Here." He opens a cooler so the ducks will go in.

The trio look at each other in disgust. "No." They said sternly. The Duck Collector closes his cooler with disappointment. Mordecai is sitting on the stairs, and Rigby is in the pool sitting on a pool ring with the baby ducks, with (Y/n) standing right next to the pool and keeping watch. "Let's face it. These ducks are too cool. We're not gonna be able to find someone who we can trust to take care of them." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) sighs. "You're right." She said. "See, I told you." Rigby said. "I don't hear you come up with any great ideas." A jet of water is squirted at Mordecai. "Hey, cut it out!" "Hahahahahaha!" Rigby keeps squirting water at Mordecai with his hand.

"Rigby, knock it off." (Y/n) said sternly, but he does it to her next, and she growls. "RIGBY!" Another splash. (Y/n) growls, then charges at Rigby. "Oh no no no!" He shouted as he tried to run away, but (Y/n) grabs him and throws him into the pool, then starts splashing him repeatedly. "How do you like that you little devil, huh?" (Y/n) asked as she kept splashing him. "Okay, okay! I'm sorry! I- ah!" The bunch of baby ducks are mimicking them and squirting water at each other. Mordecai was cracking up. Rigby dusts himself off as he stands up.

"Maybe we can keep the ducks if we just hide them from Benson." He said. "There's no way! He'd find them anywhere." Mordecai said. "Not if we hide them in plain sight. They can stay in the bathtub and I'll train them to act like rubber duckies. Like this." Rigby makes a face of a rubber ducky and the baby ducks copy Rigby's face. "Dude, that could actually work." Mordecai said. "Okay, now squeeze me so I can train them to squeak." Rigby said to (Y/n). Suddenly Pops was standing at the porch. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby! Telephone call for you inside!" Pops said. (Y/n) picks up the phone. "Hello?" She asked. "Um yeah hello, I'm calling about your ad. Are these ducks small and fluffy and yellow?" The duck asked. "Yes." (Y/n) said. "Ohhh, my babies! Thank goodness. I leave the fountain for one minute and next thing I know they're gone." She said.

"(Y/n), who is it?" Mordecai asked. "It's their mom. She wants her babies back." (Y/n) said. "Tell her "no". We got the rubber duck plan all worked out!" Rigby said. "Rigby, come on! We can't just keep her babies, that's kidnapping!" (Y/n) said. "She's right, dude. Besides, we don't know anything about raising ducks." Mordecai said. "It can't be that hard." Rigby said. "You can't even feed yourself. How are you gonna feed a bunch of ducks?" (Y/n) asked. Rigby hears his stomach grumble. "Good point. I don't think I've fed them at all yet. Have you?" Rigby asked her. (Y/n) returns to the phone. "When do you wanna pick them up?" She asked. "I'll be right over." (Y/n),

Mordecai and Rigby are walking out of the house. "Do you even know what they eat?" Rigby asked. "I looked it up, and apparently they eat multiple things, such as insects, mollusks, fish eggs and even small crustaceans." (Y/n) said. "What the heck is mollusks?" Rigby asked her. The duck collector is seen loading the baby ducks into his cooler. "Hey!" Mordecai shouted. "Stop!" Rigby shouted. "Cut it out!" (Y/n) shouted. "We shouldn't have left them alone!" Mordecai shouted. The duck collector rushes off to his truck while (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby chase after him but Mordecai slips and falls into the pool. "Mordecai!"

(Y/n) shouted worriedly, she quickly goes back to help him up. The duck collector tosses the cooler into the back of the truck and the ducks are heard chirping inside. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby run up to the front of the truck. "Hey! Open the door!" Mordecai shouts as he bangs on the truck window along with (Y/n). "We want our baby ducks back!" Rigby shouted as he climbs up the hood of the truck and banging on the windscreen. "Oh, I think you mean my baby ducks.

Sure was mighty kind of you three to hand them over so nicely!" He replied. "We didn't hand them over, you stole them!" (Y/n) shouted. The duck collector starts the ignition of the truck using a key with a duck chain on it. The windscreen wipers are activated and knocks Rigby off the truck and they fall to the ground and Rigby grunts in pain. "Rigby!" (Y/n) runs over to him. "Are you okay?" She asked. "Yeah, I'm fine." He grunts as (Y/n) helps him up. "Ta ta!" The duck collector waves and drives off. "Man, what a creep!" (Y/n) said angrily. Mordecai walks and stops near them. Rigby and (Y/n) run up to Mordecai. "This isn't over. Uh-oh." Mother Duck is flying over to (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby and lands in the pool. (Y/n), Mordecai and RIgby walk over to Mother Duck.

"Where are my babies?" She asked. "That guy just took 'em!" Rigby shouted. The mother jumps out of the pool. "What?" She asked. "I'll get the cart!" (Y/n) said, about to walk away. "There's no time for carts! Hurry, get on!" The mother duck said. "Uhh, are you sure that's... I mean I dunno if..." Mordecai said. "Get on!" Mordecai is sitting himself on Mother Duck. "Whoa whoa whoa! I'm not sittin' behind you." Rigby said. "Dude, just sit in the back." Mordecai said. "You sit in the back!"

Rigby shouted. "Let's play rock, paper, scissors for it." They play rock, paper, scissors. Mordecai gets rock and Rigby gets scissors. "Aaagh!" Rigby sits behind Mordecai. The duo then look at (Y/n). "(Y/n), what are you waiting for?! Come on!" Rigby urged. (Y/n) steps back. "I um...." She said. "Come on, (Y/n), don't you want to help save those ducks?" Mordecai asked. "Of course I do!" She snapped.

"Then get on!" Rigby urged again. (Y/n) took another step back and Mordecai instantly knew what was going on. "She's afraid of heights, dude." He said. "WHAT?!" Rigby asked in frustration. He looks back at (Y/n) who's shaking, then sighs. "(Y/n) come on!" He said, but she shook her head, and he sighs. "Would it make you feel better if you sat between me and Mordecai? That way we can make sure you don't fall." He said. "I guess..." (Y/n) said. She slowly walks over and sits in between them. "Where'd he go?" The mother asked. "Over there!" Rigby said.

The duck collector's truck is seen driving and Mother Duck dives down as (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are screaming. "Just don't look down, (Y/n)!" Rigby shouted. Mordecai jumps off Mother Duck onto the top of the truck, and Rigby jumps off after him, and the Duck Collector hears from inside. The Duck Collector swerves as (Y/n) just lands on top of the truck, but is hanging from the edge. She struggles and screams.

"(Y/N)!" The duo shouted worriedly, then both hold her hands and lift her up on top. Mordecai runs across to the open window and swings in where the Duck Collector is sitting and kicks the Duck Collector. Rigby jumps in and tries to push the Duck Collector away. (Y/n) manages to punch the Duck Collector, causing the truck to rotate, but the Duck Collector pushes (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby across the area of the driver's room. "Give me back my ducks!" Rigby gets a hold of the Duck Collector's head and slams it on the driver's wheel several times and the Duck Collector punches Rigby.

Mordecai comes up and punches the Duck Collector, causing his hat to fall off, and (Y/n) and the Duck Collector push each other for the control of the driver's wheel. Rigby holds onto the wheel and spins it right, and the truck tumbles and (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and the Duck Collector are screaming. The park's fountain is destroyed by the tumbling truck, and stops with its top on the ground and smoke emerging from the bottom of the truck. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and the Duck Collector fight, and Mordecai is kicked and crashes into a tree.

The baby ducks watch Mordecai crashing and walk over to him. The Duck Collector gets up and Rigby rolls away. Mother Duck flies in to attack the Duck Collector and pecks him on the head, and Mother Duck is knocked unconscious. The baby ducks look worried and (Y/n) pulls her fists in front of her ready to fight. "I'm taking those ducks." The collector said. The Duck Collector draws a sword from his cane and threatens (Y/n) with it. "NO!" Rigby quickly runs in front of her. "Rigby! (Y/n)!" Mordecai shouted. The duo back away and and the baby ducks' eyes shine red in fury and all transform into a giant with a duck's head. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and the Duck Collector look up to the duck giant in shock. "Holy..." (Y/n) mumbles. "Crap!" Rigby finished. "Step off!"

Duck Giant's hand engulfs in flames and karate chops the Duck Collector into half. A huge explosion occurs and the scenery is all clear again. The Duck Giant transforms back into the baby ducks all chirping casually and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are still shocked. The baby ducks run over to the trio and jump up and down. "You guys are so cool!" Rigby said. "Yeah, thanks for that." (Y/n) said. The baby ducks are cradled in (Y/n)'s arms and (Y/n), Mordecai and Mother Duck are standing. "We're really gonna miss you guys!" Rigby said.

"Take care of yourselves out there, okay?" (Y/n) asked them. "Yeah, take it easy, guys!" Mordecai said. "Remember what we taught you! High five?" Rigby asked. Rigby holds out his hand and the baby ducks fist bump it. Mother Duck and the baby ducks are walking away. "And keep practicing your video games if you ever want to make a living at it!" Mordecai said. "Hey, Mordecai and Rigby, thanks." One of the baby ducks said, and (Y/n)'s eyes widened in shock.

"You can talk?! Have you been able to do that the whole time?! Or has this just now developed?!" (Y/n) asked, and the duck chuckles. The rest of the baby ducks face Mordecai and Rigby. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look at each other and smile. "For being the coolest losers we knowww!" The duck said. "OOOOOHHH!!" The ducks said. "Woooooooaahhhhhh!!" The duo said, and (Y/n) cracks up. "Oh and (Y/n)," she looks over at the duck. "You're really cool too, that, and you're also hilarious when you get angry. I should have slapped you more often."

The duck grins at her, and she was in surprise for a moment, then snickers. "Sure thing, buddy." She said sarcastically. Mother Duck walks away and takes flight while the baby ducks follow. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are waving. They turn around behind themselves smiling and see Benson frowning. The trio stop smiling and look a bit worried. "Woa-hoh, hey, Benson.

Alright, so there's good news and bad news. The good news is that the ducks' mom came back and picked them up! The bad news is the fountain is destroyed. So we're probably gonna need another chore to do. Is there any other things that might need cleaning?" Mordecai asked. Benson walks away still frowning. "Benson?" Mordecai asked. "We're screwed." (Y/n) said.

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