Who did WHAT?

America's POV

Of course Russia and China woke up from all the noise,and now they are pretty mad."IDIOT.Ill go hire the Baltic bastards to help get them out of the 1p world..."

"Didn't we agree on NOT going there?Why did you do it?"

"Hey I did nothing,it was Axis in our house and this all happened ok?Not my fucking fault."

Russia was on the phone with his little minions while China was saying a bunch of crap,I have no idea what he's saying.What's the deal?I think all of our lives would be better without France and England here.

"ARRRGHH!ЛАТВИЯ пошел на хуй! У вас есть идея, как много я отдала свою задницу?NET?"Russia is having an argument with his minions like usual.I still have no clue what he's saying.I wonder if that cafe is still open...

"UGH!AMERICA!"

"You don't have to yell,but what?"

"You have caused us a MAJOR pain in the ass,do you know that?Out of all the Axis and Allies we are the only three left!Thats not good if you don't catch my drift!"

"Wait Russia,before we blow his brains out,we should try going to Norway and Romania.England is in the magic trio with them?It would make sense to check their mirrors too."

"Hmph.You got lucky you fucking bastard."

"Hey!Swear jar Russia~!"

He punched me shortly after but I just shook it off.So our mission now is to just go to Norway and Romania to go through the mirrors.Look I'm all for adventure but,not with these guys.

"Look I'm driving so my rules!Sit your ass on the seat and shut the fuck up!"
I sighed before trying to fall asleep and failing.That baseball bat might come in handy tonight,I might have to knock these two out.For their own good of course.

Norway's POV

Wait...Where are Iceland and Denmark?They weren't in the house when I checked...Oh no no no...H-here let me try calling them!

...

...nothing!Ok Sweden is next then...I can't be all alone...

"Yes?Norway why are you calling so late,it's not like you!"

"Don't mind it,look Denmark and Iceland are gone!"

"Oh they said that they had a mission to go on,didn't they tell you?"

"No...Wait they told you?"

"No Finland left me a note.It said they had something to take care of so they went on their way!"

"Wait.The next mission was scheduled to be 2 weeks from now!They are LYING."

"Wait Norge calm down.We can go find them ok?"

"Hold on...the mirror in my bedroom is cracked.The one that does the magic thing....Someone used it."

"What?Im coming over right now see you then!"

No...no...NO.How DARE they go on a mission.WITHOUT TELLING ME.They went into the 1p world,they have no idea what's going to happen to them!WHY AM THE RESPONSIBLE ONE HERE?!?

*inhale*

Calm down Norge...I doubt they are dead..."Norge!I came here as fast as I could,please tell me that you were joking?"I turned slowly to Sweden to see his panicked face."Do I look like I'm joking Sve?This is.Serious."

"Please calm down Norge I-Im scared for them too!We should call England to seek out help!"I started laughing hysterically at him,did he just say that to me?!?

"I don't NEED help from an idiot Sve.You help me,and everything will be merry.DEAL?"

"Y-yeah of course...please no killing this time around?"

"I can't guarantee that Sve.Beklager."

"Well at least do it only when you need to ok?I always worry when you get like this..."My eye twitched.This is one thing that me and my 1p have in common.Denmark told me it was called snapping,and I actually hate that term.THIS.Is just how I get in stressful situations.

"I'm going with the scissors this time around.Please don't stop me."

"I'm not...it's not like I can...I'm not strong or anything...plus I don't really like the whole idea of killing others."

"Fine.The plan is that we try to fix the mirror and save them.Not that bad right?"

"Oh!Can't you just use your magic to fix it?"

"Well if mine was that strong I would but Roma's is pretty strong,why don't you call him up?"

"B-but Romania is so scary!He talks to himself!"

"Doesn't matter,he's nice give me the phone Sve!"

The phone was ringing before I heard him pick it up."What is it Norway."

"Hey Roma~I know its late but I'm currently in a crisis ok?Please I need you to use your magic to repair my mirror!The special mirror!And Almost half of the Nordics went in and Sweden is panicking and I might have to MURDER someone-N-nothing.Just get over here fast!"

"Fine.I'll finish the experiment later then.And please stop calling me Roma,It doesn't sound like my country at all."

"Awwww but I can't think of one for you!"

"Then don't do it."

He hung up and I sighed.Almost lost my cool there,but Roma is here to help me out!"So he's coming here?"I nodded before going to the fridge and getting some cold,cold water to cool me down.

They are going to be fine over there,JUST FINE...they have Finland and DEFINITELY know what they are going up against.YUP.Mhmmm great.

*crack*

"Ops I...kinda broke the glass..."

"Here I'll sweep it up,broken glass is dangerous."

Sometimes I'm extra happy that I have someone like Sve in my life,he actually listens to me!He might not be very strong or scary but he's nice.I always thought being nice went extinct in this world a loooong time ago but then inept him.

"Norge your daydreaming again~What are you thinking about?Remember you can tell me anything-Oh I think that's the door..."

He quickly went over to the door and opened it to show Romania patiently standing behind it.His glasses reflect the light in a way where it's kinda hard to see his eyes.He wears his signature blue jacket EVERYWHERE,I've never seen him wear anything else.

"Ok...mirror in your bedroom correct?"

I nodded and he sighed.Quickly he went to my room and slammed the door closed leaving us in the living room."Why does he have to be so mean?"

"That's just how he is Sve,but I think he can be a good person.Really."

"If he wasn't a good person,then he wouldn't be helping us right now...right?"

No,no Sve you are right.I could hear Romania's magic from here,it sounds like electrical shocks going off.
"Sve,do me a favor and promise me you won't back off when that mirror is fixed."

I could see his figure trembling,like I knew he would.He bit his lip and finally nodded his head yes."Look there we go!See we can do this together!"

"Yeah...together...Why am I still terrified?"

"Because I'm here~!"

Estonia's POV

Latvia just got off of the phone,and he actually looks mildly annoyed for once."Jeez!Stupid Russia always-"

"What did he say pipsqueak?"

"No need to be rude Lithuania!Well he said something about needing us to help him get the Allies and Axis back from the 1p world.Nothing major I assume..."

"Don't you realize that could be our ticket to take out our 1ps?Why did you decline?!"

"I didn't decline,he just got angry at my perfected speech~.Plus I don't really have a desire to take out my 1p,he would make a cute maid if he's the opposite of me."

Lithuania has a strong desire to kill his 1p,just for the sole reason of his 1p always being a mystery for him.He doesn't like mysteries so he likes to eliminate them instead.

Me?I don't care what happens to my 1p,if he agrees with me it's fine...actually I'm going with Latvia,mine would make a nice maid.Think of all of the time I could have if he were to become my maid,He could do everything for me!

"Estonia.Contact England,I would like to request the usage of his mirror."

"Ok on it,we are actually doing this?"

I called him but he wouldn't pick up.I called America and nobody picked up.Where the hell are they when we need them?!?

"Well?"

"Not picking up."

"Ok then we move to plan B.We go to their house and take the mirror.Get your club,I'll get my axe.Latvia.Stay here and guard the house."

"Who said I was going in the first place?I was meeting up with Romano and Spain later."

"What to do with you...."

We got our stuff ready and left Latvia,though I doubt he even noticed our departure.Egocentric prick...

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