Plotting...
Italy's POV
Now there is a mirror in England's house that connects to a mirror in the 1p world,that's how we can get in.Except one tiny little detail.He won't let us go in without a plan we all agree on.
"We are taking this into our own hands!We shall take over Europe and the entire world!"I laughed a bit at the end before waiting for some objections from Japan.He always had something to say.What is this happens?Why are we doing it this way-such a bother.
"Now any further ideas?No?Ok then we go with this one.We are breaking into the Allies house tonight!"
"But what if someone sees us?That could spell trouble for us."
"I've enlisted the help of a neutral spy."
France is more of a mercenary then anything.He generally doesn't pick a side,just goes on one for a time being before going back to neutral.A perfect spy.And he lives there too?Jackpot.
"Any other objections Japan?"
He remained quite this time and Germany seemed to agree with me."Very well.We go into the house at 12:00am sharp.Through a window.The mirror is in their attic.Got it?"
They both nodded and then I dismissed them for later.Of course my brother was there to interrogate me after the meeting."Hey Italy~What plot were you guys coming up with this time?Another way to kill England or America?"
"No.Why don't you go make out with your boyfriend Spain?"He scoffed at me and backed away from me,pushing his pink scarf behind him.I wish I could spill some wine on his silky white tuxedo...Damn him!"Doesn't matter,I heard what your little plan was anyway."
"That.Was.CLASSIFIED!"I lunged toward him with my trusty knife in hand but no,it stopped right by his cheek.He held my wrist so I couldn't go any further."Mother fucker let GO!"
"Aww baby getting cranky~?Well it's time for him to go to bed."He spit poison on those last few words before he had me in a headlock on the floor.
I tapped out and he dusted off his tuxedo like he ruined it or something.
"We'll make sure you rest okay?Making those plans must be tiring no?"He began to walk away and wave goodbye trying to be one of those cool rich dudes.Sometimes I'm embarrassed that he's my brother...
Allen's POV
When I get home,I want to put anther nail or two to cover up that open spot near the top of my bat...The more the merrier right?
All six of us got home and I just relaxed on the couch.I mean it's a daily routine,and I end up falling asleep on the couch too.I smelled something something good though...more of England's cooking I assume.
"England!What are you cooking?"
He didn't answer so I groaned before stumbling into the kitchen.Why did he do this to me?"England.Im a vegan,I know you probably used eggs and poison to make those cupcakes."
He gave a slight smile before handing one forth.I pushed the filth away from me,the hell is his deal?"Look!I made it vegan so you can try them!"
"So there is still poison in them?"He went silent before carefully placing it on a plate.I sighed before seeing my seat was taken by a hokey loving douche.All maple syrup and free health care eh?His accent still cracks me up...
I went upstairs to my room and decided to plug in some earbuds...my let the music take me away into the abyss known to most as sleep.Yes...sleep...
Well until something woke me up of course.It was the middle of the night and I heard something from the attic.I groaned before dragging my body out of bed letting out a loud yawn.
I looked to the left where the staircase to the attic is at and heard some more creaking as well as some whispers.I went up there with my bat in hand because...trespassers get the grand slam treatment.
I started to slow up at the top step and crouched down at the top to see what's going on.I could see three figures up there,and judging by the eyes...
"MOTHER FUCKING AXIS!WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR GODDAMN HOUSE?!?"I yelled loud enough for everyone in the house to wake up.I could hear Oliver in the background yelling back up about the swear jar...my worst enemy.
"SHIT!Germany!The mirror!The mirror Idiot!Ill take care of baseball boy."
"Oh hell no.Not in my FUCKING house!"
I started running toward the group of idiots as two of them went through.A mirror.How in the hell...OOWW!
"Young man do you know how late it is to be swearing?!?Also what did I tell you about inviting guests over?Thats double shame!"
GODDAMN IT ENGLAND!He's such a mother it's not even funny anymore.
"Let go!They just went through a mirror.A MIRROR for crying out loud!"
"Ah ah ah!Swear jar first!"
"I don't have the money on me Oliver-HEY!Get back here Italy!"
He went through the mirror and it had a cool ripple to it when he did.I groaned loudly and started hearing Canada and France get up.Surprised that China didn't get up either.
"What in the name of maple is going on up here?Where'd the mirror come from?"
"You better have a good reason for waking up the whole goddamn planet America.Spit it out."
"The Axis broke in here and escaped in some sort of mirror!Look."
They all went over to the mirror just standing there.
"Why don't you take a closer LOOK!"
I pushed France which sent him and Canada flying in.England ended up going as well after some dodging.
"BATTER UP!"
I swung my bat at the mirror cracking it and leaving a nail stuck in the glass.
I laughed pretty hard,to the point of my stomach starting to hurt.
"France's face...his face-HAHAHAHA!I can curse as much as I want BITCH!"
England's POV
Why does Allen have to be such a bother?I stumbled up and looked around while dusting off my night clothes.This isn't my 1p's room...I actually don't know who's room this is.
"What flag..?"
"Norwegian flag.Norway."So France and Canada are here too?Wonderful!
But Norway is nothing like the one we have...he's emotionless from what I've heard.
We seem to be in his bed room,and it's looks so cozy!The warm fireplace is a nice touch~I heard footsteps and we all had the 'deer in headlights' look.
"SCATTER!"Canada said.I hid behind the chair while I saw France dive under the bed and Canada took the closet.Actually,if Allen was telling the truth,where are the Axis?He's bad at coming up with excuses for inviting friends over...he needs to learn some manners!
Oh.The door opened and I got a glimpse of Norway.Or I think its Norway,looks like him.He glanced around the room and I pressed my back to the chair hoping he didn't see me.
I heard him get closer to me,so I closed my eyes.
WAHH!
"Why are you in my house."
He!He blew air in my ear!I jumped back at it before France popped out locking his arms before standing up with him.
"Ok monotone,shut up,and explain-"
"Look I really don't care,just get out my house.Are you guys Denmark's stupid friends?"
His voice is so ghostly and dead...so are his eyes...it doesn't seem natural but I can tell he's agitated.I have France a pouty look and he dropped Norway on the ground.
"Really though.You look like a fruity England and he looks like a drug dealing France."I could tell Canada was about to lose it.
"Well we'll be on our way poppet bye bye!"
"Wait what-Hey!LET GO!"
I grabbed France and Canada by the ears and preceded to pull them into the hallway."Front door is to the left."Norway is so nice to us considering he doesn't know why we're here.I wonder if he's in the magic trio like I am...hm...
I opened the door and then started shivering,it's snowing out here~!I let go of Canada and France before looking at the northern lights above."Canada? Doesn't this happen at your place a lot?"
"Yeah.It doesn't look as nice though."
Hm...I wonder...why are we so against our 1ps?
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