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Italy's POV

Once again at another pointless meaning for absolutely no reason.Why do we even talk to these Allies fuckers?
"Hey kiddo lighten up I can take you to Olive Garden or something after okay~?"

My brother is a prick and just full of himself."So...your idea is to disguise one of us to look like our 1p?Thats not going to work are you brain dead England?!?"America was always putting down most ideas but this one actually seemed like it could be worth my time.

"That's a rude thing to say!Shame on you mister!"England always pulls on his cheek harshly like he's some sort of child."Ok then who would be best for the job fucker!"

"Swear jar!"

America quickly took out a dollar and stuffed it into the jar in the center of the table.I don't know why,but we are all looking at Canada for this one.
"Your country doesn't get noticed in their world so it should be fine.All vote for Canadia?"I said out loud.

Of course Germany and Japan agree with me.Canada put a hand to his chin for a moment and thought."Oh yeah let me think-HELL NO."Before England could scold him too he put a dollar in the swear jar as well.I could swear he muttered something about that he's not 'cute' enough to do it.

I gave a look to Russia who is sitting across from me but...according to our research the other Russia smiles non-stop.Ours doesn't at all.So that's a loss.England is already out,he looks like a freaking thing out of candy land compared to his 1p.Germany has that scar preventing him from really blending in...

France wouldn't survive over there...and neither would America.
"Well how about you China?You look similar to your 1p."I said gaining everyone's attention."He does have a point."France adding in before lighting another cigarette.

"Problem.Russia is with China most of the time."

"And that means...?"

"If I take out China I will need to take out Russia as well.And ours...it just wouldn't work."I groaned and began to sharpen my knife out of frustration.Why the hell can't we get ONE person that is similar to the original!

Wait!Maybe Japan...?He looks similar...we could get contacts for him and...I don't know if the personality thing will work.The things Japan says when he does talk are...well...fucked up compared to his 1p.

"Japan.Would you be up to-"

"I would rather kill myself with chopsticks."

"How do you..?Never mind."
We basically went through everyone.There is nothing we can do right?That's just a normal meeting of the Axis and Allies of course,we got nothing done.Funny thing is that this is consistent on the 1p side too.Wonderful.

Hungary's POV

Austria called me and Prussia in for a little chat today~I'm curious what it is.
"Look I've gotten a picture of my 1p!Look!Look!"He presented the picture of a man wearing glasses and almost looked like him.Just the eyes were different.

"Ok what does this mean to us though?You managed to fulfill your fangirling addiction?"Prussia said sarcastically,tapping a finger on his leg.
"I was going to tell you but you interrupted me.Now what if I~Austria~Were to impersonate my 1p and gain more info or just start an uprising?What do you think?"

"That sounds wonderful Austria!Great idea!"I went to hug him but of course he pushed me away."Sorry no touching me,we discussed this?"I giggled to myself and took my seat again.
"Ok that's all good and stuff but you need a game plan ok?The hell are you going to do with the 1p?"

"Send him here for interrogation!That would be your guys jobs..."Prussia had that enthusiasm butting out of him like his old self and raised a fist in the air.
"Alright then let's go get us a fucking 1p!Huzzah!"Prussia's hood he always keeps on fell off and he didn't bother to put it back on again.

It's so nice to see everyone in such good spirits~

Finland's POV

Apparently Norway has a plan to 'meet and greet' our 1p forms.It seems stupid,we should just invade and kill them no?What are we weaker or something?

"Finny~I know that look!Tell me what are you thinking about~!"Sweden is always bugging me.I sighed before turning to the larger figure poking my arm with a smile on his face.The hell is wrong with this guy?

"Just thinking about the decimation of our enemies...the usual."He gave a small little pout before Norway and Iceland came bursting into the room.
"Hey hey HEY!We made it-so sorry Icy took an extra encouraging to get out of the house today!"

"I want to die..."

Well I can see that without him even saying that.Denmark came in 5 minutes later with about half of his cigarettes already gone.I know he'll be complaining later about that.

"Ok ok ok,so I found out more stuff on our 1p forms!Guess who is best for for acting as theirs?Really guess!"Norway held an invisible microphone in front of me as Sweden pretended to be the camera man.Why?

"Um...Iceland I guess?"

"Ding ding ding!Your right!Iceland just has to be super depressing and just act a little depressed to become 1p Iceland!He is pretty quite and believes his peers are annoying,embarrassing and childish.Isn't that something?"

"Are you sure I'm not a 1p then?Because I'm feeling all of those things in unison currently."

"Oh silly silly boy~!Your still my baby brother,forever and always!And Den den is the big brother right?"

"I really don't know why I even come to these meetings anymore-Yeah whatever."

I sighed as I kinda shares that pain of them being childish.Well at least Norway and Sweden are.Always playing pretend and wanting friendship rather then what we are really trying to get.

After some time I pulled Iceland to the side from the info Norway just gave me."At least your not crazy...Ok what's up."

"Do you want to pull an operation?We could take out the 1p Nordics."

"I'm listening."

Estonia's POV

Why are our 1ps such little bitches?!?I just saw a picture of them,and I found out that mine has a fucking fan page.WHY?!?Mine is a super nerd and seems to be Russia's bitch.

"Look at us!We look so pathetic,we won't be able to blend in!"I explained to Lithuania and Latvia."Well you got that right.How about we look at the things we have in common?"

Of course Latvia is already out,being one of the most social FUCKBOYS on the planet.He constantly keeps this stupid Bluetooth in his ear and he is just a really popular country.On the flip side he is pretty sadistic with his victims,depending on his weapon choice.

Once I caught him using a pizza cutter.No I'm not lying."Well what about me?Whats the similarities with me and my 1p?"Latvia whined to me.
"You two have nothing in common now go to the kiddie corner."

"Ok what about me."

"Um...we all have nothing in common with our 1p."

There was a silence before we all said one thing in unison."There isn't any hope for us...."