First Person POV Melodia

It had been a week since the raid on Overhaul's base and Kyoko's initiation. With some talking with Karasuma and Netero, I managed to get Kyoko clearance to help with the mission at UA. Her reputation as a top-of-the-line Kirigiri detective helped quite a bit. During that time, we managed to help her get her things out of her grandfather's place so she can officially get away from him and with some talking with Zinnia, Clover, Charm, and Coin, we decided to share our quarters on the campus with her. She was shocked and reluctant at first, but with some convincing on my end she caved in, agreeing that being in the standard dorm with the other UA students wouldn't benefit her as we all knew that chances are Nedzu will have the rooms bugged and we quite like our privacy.

The day me and the girls were to arrive at the thrice-damned number one hero school in Japan was upon us before we knew it. I was to appear to the class first as the girls were tasked with getting our things moved into our new living quarters.

Which leads us to now as I sped down the street on my tricked-out motor-bike, a little something the Crazy Diamonds gang and their chief freelancer mechanic Souda (that is before I saved him from his abusive old man and had him brought into our little syndicate) had commissioned for me as thanks for saving their current (semi-retired) leader Daiya from certain death.

I was currently on a high-speed chase with the police on my tail; they haven't been able to pinpoint my face as it was mostly concealed with my Silvally-inspired helmet, my helmet being the color of the Silvally's shiny counterpart while my other knights wear the normal-colored helms as to identify their rank in my royal court.

My main task was to pick up Kyoko from her location (she's trying really hard to avoid her grandfather until she's ready to confront him after she finally sees her father Jin at some point in the near future), but I wanted to have some fun before we head off to first period.

I decided to end my said fun just before I arrived to her location by stopping and flashing out my government ID, making the cops begrudgingly back off before I finally arrived to pick up Kyoko.

She was shocked to see me riding a customized bike but she had no qualms about getting on so we could get to school.

Upon arrival I noticed moving trucks at the dormitory building. As I got off my bike, I spotted my girlfriends, disguised as movers (those four know how to pull off many disguises; being well-versed thieves does have it's advantages), moving my things.

Our eyes met; Charm winked at me discreetly, meaning that our request to commission to have our private quarters had been granted.

I winked back, a tiny smile tugging at my lips. Kyoko noticed the exchange; being a renowned detective has its perks I guess.

"You know them?" She asked.

"You could say that," I responded coyly, not bothering to hide it. "They're my girlfriends after all..."

She blinked as she let that sink in as she did a double-take at the "movers." "I knew you said they were... skilled but it is always a shock to see them in action."

I shrugged. "That happens... Now let's go meet these entitled bastards..."

"You expect that they'll be rotten?" She asked, her tone curious than accusatory.

"Perhaps not all of them, but I got a distinct feeling that there's gonna be a considerable handful that's gonna cause me some serious headaches." I responded truthfully, with her nodding in agreement. "And given the board's less than fair way in selecting candidates to attend this cesspool of a school I'm not really expecting anything. Especially since some certain fools will also be here, ready to screw things up..."

"I see..." she stated, her stone expression in place. Like many others, she was not happy with my biological family and the way they and my brother's asshole friend have treated me. She was also very disappointed in my relatives, surrogate and otherwise. Especially in regards to Detective Tsukauchi as she had once had a respect of sorts to him... Even if he and many others like Gran Torino and Recovery Girl had no idea what was going on, she believes that, with or without his Quirk, he should have suspected something going on as the red flags were more than obvious in her personal opinion.

So her opinion of those in the police department have gone down considerably if not drastically. Heck, she is very reluctant to work any cases with them with that in consideration, but since she is trying to stay under the radar in terms of her grandfather, she complies with them, but she has been giving them the bare minimum, unless it was a special circumstance where someone was in imminent danger.

"Anyway, let's get going." I said. "We only get today to check out our rooms and get ourselves moved and settled in. And may I remind that we got the 'penthouse' deal. The sooner we familiarize ourselves with our surroundings for the next who-knows-how-long the better."

Kyoko nodded. "Right." We began our trek inside the dormitory building, sending a discreet nod to my disguised girlfriends on the way in.

Thankfully nobody was really around yet so we had free reign until the other students showed up.

We did a quick recon of the commons area and the dorm kitchen, making a mental note of the latter as more than likely Kirumi and Chisa may be using this area a bit.

After taking note of the surroundings we took the elevator to get to our shared room.

I took the access key card out of my pocket, scanning it through so I can get in. I have already made copies for my girlfriends and Kyoko so they can come and go as much as they need or want.

The inside of my room was nothing to sneeze at. It was like the builders have managed to mesh in a luxury penthouse apartment right on top of the normal student dorm rooms.

We have a spacious living room with expensive furniture, including a pull-out sofa (the kids are gonna love that) and a few leather massage recliners. We also got a big screen TV mounted onto the wall with a killer sound system and a big storage unit with DVDs and the like (hello movie nights for both my girlfriends for at-home dates and my kids for family time).

As for our kitchen and dining area, it was quite spacious so unless the dormitory kitchen has something that we don't then there is no reason for Chisa and Kirumi to go down there. We got a Keurig, a smart fridge/freezer, garbage disposal, double sink, the works. We also had a stone brick oven; and you haven't lived until you tried a pizza fresh from a stone oven. We also had a large stovetop with several ranges, meaning we can make a lot of food at once if we need to.

We also had a large master bedroom (which is going to us six; at some point in the past after the entrance exam and Kyoko's initiation she had been sleeping in the same bed as us, at my girlfriends' insistence...) and we were hooked up with a bed that was bigger than a king size bed by at least twice. Meaning all six of us can fit on the bed with some room to spare. 

We also had a spare bedroom, which is shared by the kids and they have bunk beds courtesy of my girlfriends.

Speaking of the kids, they have already settled in their new living quarters and were now talking and playing, with Eri joining in. The sight made me smile; it was nice to see the kids get along so well together, especially with the recent addition of Eri.

Which reminded me...

"Hey, kiddos," I called their attention. "As much fun as you guys are having, we still need to swing by the nurse's office."

"Mouuu," Kotoko pouted with Monaca and Sabi copying her. "Do we have to?"

"Yeah, I know but we have to if only to make some things clear to the head nurse." I didn't like it either as I really wasn't sure how I'm gonna deal with Recovery Girl, but I still had to make sure Mikan, Seiko, Aunt Pesselle, and Granny Calaba were settled in as their job to aid her. I may not be happy with Recovery Girl but the poor woman is overworked enough as it is as she is the only heroine with the capability and skillset to heal those who have been injured.

The others nodded understandingly. Then I had an idea to cheer them up.

"Tell you what." They perked up at my words. "You all behave and I'll give you guys a bit of extra dessert tonight after dinner. How's that?"

They all nodded vigorously, as they were never one to turn down extra dessert when the offer came up.

"Okay now you kids get your shoes on and head to the door and wait for us."

Kyoko smiled at me. "You know how to handle kids..."

"Yeah well," I rubbed the back of my head, "somebody has to make sure they get the love and care they were deprived of for who knows how long." I sighed. "And I know too well what it's like to be someone's second choice...."

I felt a small weight touch my shoulder, making me blink with shock as I saw that Kyoko had actually took off her glove, showing her scarred hand.

"And you are doing well," I nearly jolted at the sound of her voice, shocked at the gentleness in it. "You may not be their mother but you are their mom..."

"K-Kyoko..." My voice nearly shook with emotion. My heart seemed to accelerate, kinda like it does with...

My girlfriends.

Could this mean....?

My thoughts were interrupted when I heard Masaru yell from the front room.

"Hey Mom, we're ready!"

"R-Right!" I snapped myself out of it so I could go to them, with Kyoko tagging along.

With that we were heading down to the school building to find Recovery Girl's office.

Eri clung to me when we entered, the familiar smell of chemicals in a doctor's office making her uneasy.

"It's okay, Eri," I murmured to her, holding her hand, while the others shot her sympathetic looks, especially Nagisa, as he was more than familiar with needles himself given his own history. He also grabbed my hand as he too was slightly uncomfortable as well.

"I'm right here and I won't let anything happen to you." I looked at the other munchkins. "All of you." I added, with them nodding in response.

I faced the front and called out, "Anybody in here?"

"Hello, youngster," I heard Calaba speak up before she appeared around the corner, with her proteges right behind her and Recovery Girl. I swallowed dryly as I spotted my (former?) grandmother figure turn the corner.

"H-hey, Calaba-baba," I greeted with a slight stutter before I cleared my throat. "Mikan. Seiko." The two resident healers of my gang nodded to me. I then made eye contact with Recovery Girl. "I-" I was then swept up in a hug by the elderly woman. For an old gal she is sure nimble on her feet when she wants to be.

"Oof!"

"Do you have any idea on how worried I was when I heard you ran away!" Her voice was shaking, as if she was on the brink of crying. Now I felt guilty; even though she was guilty to a certain extent of my neglect, there was the tiny fact that she didn't have the liberty of taking time to see me given how many demands her to be on the field as she's the only one with a healing Quirk. The others, like Eraserhead and Nighteye, had no legit excuse to not look into the matter, given how the former could have taken time during the day or night to do investigating since he is an underground hero and for the latter he could have used his Quirk on any of the others and realized something was amiss if I didn't pop up in their recent memories or noticed an absence of myself in their futures. And he also knew Ass Might as he was his sidekick once upon a time so he should have known about the idiot's carelessness.

"S-sorry, Recovery Girl!" I grunted out.

She put me back on my feet, and when she did I saw her hurt expression.

"Am I no longer Granny?" She asked.

I winced, "Well... I... um..." I was stuck for words.

Thankfully, Calaba stepped in to help. "She was very unsure if you would believe her had she gone to you for help." Pesselle nodded beside her.

Recovery Girl looked at them. "But I..."

"Let it be known that she was very tempted to tell you about what was going on when she ran away," Pesselle added. "But she was very unsure if you would turn her in or not. And she didn't want to chance you being targeted by the enemies of the group we are in."

Recovery Girl nodded. "I see." She then looked Calaba and Pesselle in the eye. "So what is your connection to my granddaughter?"

They looked to me before she answered; I nodded to them, letting them know it's okay to tell her here. "I have also become her grandmother figure." Calaba spoke. Pesselle also added, "I'm something of her nurse and surrogate aunt. I often assissted in her checkups while she was with us" "She had told you about the time she..." She swallowed thickly before continuing. "About the time she died, right?"

Recovery Girl nodded though her face became stormy. "While I didn't hear it from her herself, it was mentioned briefly a number of times." She turned to look at me in the eye. "Can you... tell me what happened leading up to that?" I winced, not sure if I can say this much in front of the kids despite their backgrounds.

I felt Kyoko wrap her hand around mine, making me look at her. "It's okay, Melodia. I'm here." Somehow, her words gave me the courage I needed.

"Okay." I took a deep breath before exhaling. "You might wanna sit down for this...."

I then told her what happened when I died before I found myself reborn in a parallel universe, where I was found by the clan Nobles and was then adopted by Cogita.

Recovery Girl was in tears by the end of this and when I finished she hugged me again. I'll admit I felt some tears run down my face as I hugged her back.

"I'm so sorry, my dear girl...." She tearfully spoke. She looked over at Calaba and Pesselle. "Thank you... thank you for looking out for her... when I couldn't..."

Calaba nodded to her, her own expression solemn yet soft.

Eri, bless her sweet heart, tried to ease the tension by walking up to us. "P-please don't be sad," she spoke in a small voice before offering a lollipop. "Have a lolly...."

Recovery Girl's eyes widened at the sight of the girl, releasing me from her grasp to bring her attention to her, and the rest of my kids who were standing behind her.

"Oh aren't you so precious!" Recovery Girl's aura was suddenly full of flowers and sparkles. "Who are these precious angels?"

"Oh um..." I coughed awkwardly as I knew this was gonna go down in the most awkward way on my end. "These are my kids..."

"Your kids?!" She repeated.

"This is Eri, Monaca, Kotoko, Sabi, Lian, Masaru, Nagisa, Jataro, and Mitsuru." I introduced them to her. "I..." I cleared my throat, "I adopted them...."

Her eyes widened. "Dear..."

"Before you start," I began, "I should let it be known that they all have a troubled history and they have certain things that need to be met, and two of them have an aversion to needles. More so than normal as they... they suffered greatly because of their caretakers."

She looked between me and the kids, as they huddled together, a little afraid of what her reaction may be. "So..." I braced myself. "Does that mean that I'm a great-grandmother?"

........

"Eh?"

"I mean," she looked awkward for once, "if you want..." Her eyes became forlorn. "I understand if you don't want me involved in your life after all that has happened...."

I decided to test her to see if she is redeemable. "Answer me this." Her eyes were on mine. "If you could turn back time, would you have done something to prevent me from dying?"

She answered without hesitation. "Of course!"

"Would you have fought tooth and nail to keep me from the ones who claim parenting rights over me?"

"Absolutely." Her face became hard. "I would have dragged them through the mud have I found out sooner. I would walk through fire barefoot if it meant making amends to you."

My Nen told me she was sincere. "Very well. You passed." She blinked. "While I'm still hurt that you didn't do anything to stop my pain, I understand that the circumstances were out of your hands. And since you have answered me honestly, you have regained some of my trust."

Her eyes welled up with tears. "Thank you, my dear..." She stopped. "Do I call you Mizumi or...?"

"I go by Melodia these days.... Granny." Her smile returned when I finally stopped calling by her heroine moniker Recovery Girl.

"Thank you, Melodia..." I allowed myself a small smile, with Kyoko and Calaba giving me a smile of their own to me. Mikan and Seiko were crying happy tears at the emotional moment.

"With that aside," I gestured to the kids. "I would like for you to do a couple of things."

"What might that be?" Granny Chiyo (so we don't confuse her with Granny Calaba).

"First," I began. "I want them to get a physical. Usually Granny Calaba handles this, but I want to gauge your capabilities since they are going to be with me while I do my case. And before you ask, my mission is need-to-know so by that I can't include you in it unless I have to," She nodded with understanding.

"Next is that you have to keep all information about them confidential." Her face became serious.

"Because of the Yagis, right?" She deduced.

"Correct." I nodded. "And some of the other Pros who may try to take them away. I got something on the way to prohibit that, but I have to remain vigilant in the meantime. Meaning," I gave her a grave look, "Should it come to blows, I will shed blood if it means keeping them."

She nodded. "Understood."

"And my kids, especially Eri, Kotoko, Monaca, Nagisa, Jataro, and Masaru all have been through some bad stuff." I then explained their history, if only the short version.

Her eyes widened before a fiery aura enveloped her. "If you come across the ones who did this to them," she spoke in a dangerous tone, "make sure you keep them alive long enough so I can get a few hits in myself. No child should ever go through such a thing!"

I grinned at her, glad to see that she was on the same page as me. "My sentiments exactly, Granny Chiyo. And I'll see into it. If the opportunity arises I'll give you a call. Speaking of," I reached into my pocket and pulled out my phone. "Since we're here, go ahead and add your number in here. I gotta feeling I may be calling you and Granny Calaba on a frequent basis."

She nodded. "As long as you check in with me." She added her cell number in before handing it back.

"Now for the kids..."

With that, she, Pesselle, and Calaba proceeded with the kids' physical examinations. For the most part they were fine, aside from adding extra nutrients to their diets for the once-malnourished ones, they were all okay.

Before we could leave, Granny Chiyo grabbed my arm, making me blink at her in confusion. "Nani?"

"Don't think you're leaving without getting a checkup yourself, young lady."

My eyes widened. "But Granny Chiyo! I don't need one!"

Then Pesselle spoke up. "Actually, Melodia-dono, you are at least six months overdue for your annual physical." Her words made me pale as a shadow passed over Granny Chiyo's face. "You have been dodging me and Calaba-dono with the excuse of doing missions." Calaba gave me a smirk, knowing that I was screwed now.

"Oh is that so?" Granny Chiyo said as a fiendish expression appeared, making my blood run cold. "Well then, there's a lot to cover, right?"

"Granny I can explain-" I was cut off.

"Oh no you don't," She then snagged me by the ear as she began to drag me into her office. "No excuses, and I need to know if there are things you need for your own health!"

With that my own physical exam started...

Timeskip brought to you by Dialga....

I grumbled as I sat on the examination table after Granny Chiyo finished with her thorough exam of my well-being. I gave Calaba and Pesselle a dirty look which they returned it with a smirk of their own.

Kyoko stood in the back not interfering as Granny Chiyo was a whirlwind in the nurse's office as she took my weight, height, my vitals, and asked me thorough questions such as an allergies to foods or the like or if their were any conditions that need to be taken in consideration (while also asking Calaba and Pesselle for their own input with Mikan and Seiko chiming in as well).

Around that time, my girlfriends Zinnia, Charm, Clover, and Coin had showed up, using their En to locate me and Kyoko. Thankfully, they weren't in the movers' uniforms as they had changed into their civilian kimono outfits opposed to their bandit outfits as that would be a dead giveaway of who they really are.

"There you are, cub," Charm spoke, catching the attention of Granny Chiyo. "We were worried when you didn't return to the dorm."

I shrugged trying to downplay my embarrassment from earlier. "Had a couple of hold ups..."

Clover smirked. "They finally caught you, huh?"

I gave her a dirty look. "Shut up." She and Zinnia laughed.

"We finished getting everything moved in," Coin stated, fluffing the hair on Eri and Mitsuru's heads.

"Cool." I turned to Granny Chiyo. "Are we done now?"

She laughed a bit. "Yes. But first," She gestured to the girls at the doorway. "Would you mind introducing us?"

"Right." I waved them in, shutting the door behind them. "Okay, Granny, since we are being open with each other, I'm gonna admit to another bombshell that's about to drop." At her curious yet worried look I continued. "I'm... I'm the Baneful Fox vigilante. These are my girlfriends and main partners in crime..."

She blinked at me. "So that's your connection to the vigilante...."

"Exactly. Because I'm the vigilante." I stated.

She was silent as she stared me down with me meeting her gaze unflinchingly.

Then she spoke. "Does anyone else know?"

I blinked before I collected myself before answering her. "Besides you and the gang themselves? No. And I would prefer to keep it that way for as long as I can..." At her confused expression I elaborated, "Basically, it's gonna come out at some point whether I like it or not. But do not worry," I added seeing her concerned face as vigilantes are frowned upon by Pros and police alike, "because I have the government on my side and they can vouch for me. I just didn't want to be thrown in the same lot as they are as I strongly oppose the Hero Public Safety Commission, and so do several of my friends in the government. But the less you know about that the better."

She nodded. "I'll accept that. But what will you do when they find out?"

I smirked. "Let me deal with it. I'm practically untouchable."

She stared at me for a moment before she spoke again. "All right. I'll trust you on that. But what about your kids? You know the second they find out they will do everything in their power to take them away." At this, the kids huddled close to me, not liking that. I placed a hand on their heads, reassuring them silently with my touch. "Especially with Eri, as she was the victim of the yakuza group Nighteye had been trying to take down."

"Let them try." I spoke in a menacing tone. "They'll take them over my cold dead body. And good luck to them making that happen..." I said with a bloodthirsty aura swelling around me.

"Easy there, tiger." Coin spoke, walking over to place a hand on my shoulder. She looked at Granny Chiyo. "Don't worry. We'll be sure that nothing bad will happen to her. And the little squirts."

Granny Chiyo nodded. "While I dislike the idea of you fighting your.... ahem, father," her face twisted slightly before continuing, "but given what you had to go through because of him and his wife, I cannot fault you either. Just try not to hurt yourself in the process... Izuku is already becoming a pain with him constantly showing up here with broken bones..."

I raised an eyebrow at this; so One For All isn't compatible with him? Interesting....

"I'll keep it in mind. Though I think you should worry more about the one, or ones, I send here, rather than me. Not to toot my horn or anything Granny, but I can flip Ass Might on his head with just one little finger..."

She gave me a deadpan look. "Don't start anything..."

"I won't as long as he and that witch of a wife keeps their distance. Same with that simpleton Bakago and that devil spawn of theirs." I crossed my arms. "And if they try to attack me in class then I won't be held responsible for whatever happens to them after."

She sighed. "That's fair... At least I have some extra help...." She added, looking at Calaba and Pesselle along with their students Mikan and Seiko.

I turned to them. "Don't overwork yourselves. Got it?"

They nodded. "Of course, Meliodia-sama." I sweatdropped at the honorific they insist on using for me but chose to let it go for now.

Granny Chiyo turned to my girlfriends. "Thank you," her voice was nothing short of grateful. "Thank you for taking care of my granddaughter."

Clover and the others blushed. "Aww lady..." They weren't used to compliments from outsiders.

"Call me Granny, as we are family." Granny Chiyo said.

Charm nodded. "Very well then."

"Well while this has been fun," I said seeing the time and that we should get going. "We do have to get back to the dorms. No doubt the other brats will be showing up over there and Eraserhead is bound to be there as well if not tomorrow for class orientation."

Granny Chiyo nodded. She didn't have to ask about my feelings regarding my (former) uncle given how my face hardened when I spoke his hero alias.

"Right. Off you go then." We then began to head out.

"Oh before you go!" We all stopped as we turned around to look at her. She was holding a clipboard in her hand. "If you don't mind me asking, what are your kids' Quirks? Just for filing reasons."

That drew a pregnant pause.

Finally I delegated myself to drop the bombshell. "Well um.... they... they're Quirkless.... well, Eri used to have a Quirk...."

It was Granny Chiyo's turn to go quiet. And then.... "WHAT?!"

"Oh would you look at the time!" I summoned an Escape Orb. "Places to be yet so little time. K thanks bye!"

I activated it; the last thing I saw before we vanished before her very eyes was Granny Chiyo darting forward to catch me but it was too late.

I'm probably gonna hear it from her later on....

But I'll cross that bridge when we get there.

We teleported back to our room (thank Arceus as I really did not wanna see the brats just yet); Kyoko staggered slightly when we arrived.

"Sorry..." I apologized to the lilac-haired girl as she leaned against a door post to steady herself. "Instant teleportation for first-timers are always a bit rough..."

"A warning next time would suffice..." She mumbled, trying to keep herself from emptying her stomach in front of us.

"Anyway..." I turned to the kids. "Why don't you guys go play? We'll bring dinner up in a bit..."

They beamed at me. "Okay!" With that they took off to their room.

I look to the others. "We'll go grocery shopping tomorrow after orientation ends. In the meantime we'll just order some takeout. Sound good?"

Zinnia nodded. "I'm down."

"Same." Coin shrugged.

"Why not?" Charm assented.

"I'm good with that as long as we don't have to mess with the brats." Clover added.

"If they do, then do what you have to. Just don't kill them, even if it may be tempting." I said.

"Who do you take me for?" She scoffed. "That ass clown Hisoka?"

I shuddered. "Please don't bring that guy up..."

"My bad..."

I turned to Kyoko. "You good?"

She nodded, as she seemed to have collected herself during the conversation. "As long as it doesn't involve instant teleportation..."

"That's fine. We're about to use the elevator anyway when the delivery person shows up." I brought out my phone. "With that said, what are we up for?"

Timeskip to later

We ended up on going for pizza as that was probably the easiest choice for both us and our kids.

I volunteered to go down and pick it up and they make sure the kids are okay and nobody tries to enter without permission (basically anyone without a key card).

I was not looking forward to seeing my quote-unquote uncle and the brats I'm gonna be saddled with until the mission is done.

Good thing I'm getting paid and then some for this crock of bullshit.

I began to regret not taking one of my girlfriends with me as I ran into the last person I wanted to deal with.

Toshinori-motherfucking-Yagi.

"What the hell are you doing here?" I growled. "You're not supposed to be on this floor..."

"Mizumi, please-"

"No." I snapped, summoning a Warp Wand and pointing it at him. "Save your useless breath for someone who will actually listen. Begone!" With that I activated the item, making him vanish to who-knows-where, before I continued on to head downstairs.

Hopefully that will keep him away until I retreat back into my room.

I took the elevator as I didn't feel like using another item from my inventory and this day had been a huge drag aside from seeing Granny Chiyo.

My heart sank when I stepped out of the elevator seeing a lot of brats gathered in front of Eraserhead as he laid down the rules for the dorm.

I decided to use my Gyo to make myself invisible so I won't be bothered by the students in the dorm. I snuck past all of them, not bothering to get a good look at them as there will be time for that later when orientation comes around.

Sneaking out the door, I deactivated my Nen so I can meet the pizza delivery guy at the gate. Using my ID card provided to me by Karasuma I had no trouble opening the gate long enough to grab the pizza boxes and give the driver a fat tip for both the quick delivery and good service.

I decided not to reactivate my Nen on the way back; just to see if those kids and/or Eraserhead will notice. While I have no expectations on those kids, it would be hilarious pulling one over on the sleep-deprived jag-off. If only for my gang members sake as they all want to get their kicks on him as he was the reason their lives were ruined before I came along and saved them.

To my surprise (not), none of them noticed.

Even as the elevator wasn't quiet, Eraserhead didn't bat an eyelash in my direction even as I was carrying at least ten boxes of different pizzas in my hands and the scent should have been enough to attract an entire hoard of Ursaluna from a mile away.

Oh well.

Gives me something to harp on come tomorrow when orientation begins.

Thankfully, there was no sign of Ass Might when I returned to the penthouse, even as I scanned the area with En. Either I warped him far away or he had given up for now. I still had to be vigilant.... especially if that whorebasket of a mother comes sniffing around, or their little crotch goblin and his rabid mutt of a friend. Otherwise I may punt their asses into the solar system, orders or not.

I felt my anger wash away when I entered the suite where Kyoko and the others were waiting.

"This is my family now..." I thought as the kids gathered around the table with the pizzas in the center before we handed out plates.

"And I wouldn't have it any other way..."

Timeskip...

After dinner was eaten and the kids were tucked into their beds, I made my way back into the master bedroom.

Imagine my surprise when I saw Kyoko in the center, wearing a fancy yet revealing kimono outfit while laying on her side in a rather sexy way.

I felt my face heat up. "K-Kyoko-!" I stammered, scrambling for words. "Ummm- I-- my girlfriends! What if-!!"

"It's okay, cub," I whirled to see Charm and the others, all of them adorned in their own kimono outfits but just as revealing. "We already talked it out and we decided... that it's okay."

I felt stumped. "W-what?"

"Basically," Zinnia explained, "Kyoko here had caught feelings for you and has had them for awhile..."

I felt myself flush with embarrassment. While I'm not Gon, I can be pretty clueless at times...

"Oh ummm..." I felt very awkward; while this isn't the first time that they had to spell it out for me, it was still a bit embarrassing...

But at least some things made sense and made me feel better; especially when Kyoko held my hand earlier and I felt that same thing I felt when the other girls do similar gestures. At least now I'm sure I won't look like I'm cheating on them...

"Well..." I looked Kyoko in the eye, "I apologize if the hints you dropped went over my head... As I like you too..."

She gave me a smirk, a pleasant chill ran down my spine. "If you're sorry, come over here and show it..."

I gaped a full second before a smirk to match hers came on my face. "Challenge accepted!" With that, I sprung forward, catching her off guard as I began to pin her. She collected herself before she and I began to wrestle each other, trying to pin one another.

It ended with me being on the bottom as she pinned my wrists over my head.

She leaned down to purr in my ear, "Gotcha~" She then began to nibble on it, making me squeal a little bit.

"Well I'll be damned," Clover's voice made me jolt slightly. "The girl has got some dom energy.... To think she was able to pin our little cub on the first try..."

Kyoko grinned over her shoulder as I gazed up at her with foggy eyes. "If you four don't hurry, I'll have her all to myself~"

"Oh the hell you are!" Clover barked, charging forward.

"Just because we approve of you doesn't mean you get to mess with the pecking order!" Zinnia added, right on her "sister's" heels.

That spurred the others on; Zinnia and Clover especially as they like to dom competitively, though Charm is probably the best dom in the group as Coin is a switch though she leans more towards dom. Me? I'm a sub nine times out of ten, but that doesn't mean I make it easy for them....

After some "intense" making out, we all passed out in a "cuddle pile", with me being at the bottom.

I smiled softly as I stroked Kyoko's hair as she huddled closer to me.

"Welcome to the family, Kyoko-chan..."

With that, I fell into a peaceful slumber.

The Next Morning.....

I made my way to the classroom 1-A is said to be located, a yawn escaping my mouth.

"Gahh... I hate mornings with a passion..." I groused to myself. My girlfriends (including the newly accepted Kyoko) had to coax me to get out of bed with promises of having a private lunch with them along with Mother Cogita and Aniki Volo.

"Hopefully this will be worth it," I thought as used Rhythm Echo to avoid being late for first period. Thankfully, I had a good fifteen minutes to spare since the girls had got me up early enough just before my alarm went off. And they already had my outfit ready, opting for the pine colored ninja suit with matching face mask with matching geta sandals.

I also decided to carry a team of six which included Meema Zoroark, Hydreigon, Silvally, Absol, Ninetails, and Lucario. Little Brother was snoozing on my shoulder as he too was not one for mornings.

Entering the classroom, I saw that I was actually the first to arrive. Grinning, I got an idea. I activated my Gyo, camoflauging myself so that I remained invisible to the other students.

The first to arrive was Kyoko, and naturally, she sensed me in the room but she knew better than to say anything just yet. Next was this kid that had a striking resemblance to Tensei Iida, aka Ingenium. His stiff personality had me rolling my eyes even if he cannot see me. Next was the banes of my existence known as Bakagou and his loyal "Deku" dog Izuku. I had to keep my Ren under control so I don't give myself away as my rage at just seeing them peaked. I lost interest as more people filed in, even as some of them had interesting characteristics like an invisible girl, a girl with pink skin and yellow eyes with black sclera, a guy with red/white hair split down the middle and a burn scar over his eye, a guy with tape dispensers for elbows and a face that made me instantly think of soy sauce for some weird reason (if anyone can explain that, drop me a line), and a kid with a rocky face. Aside from that, a lot of them nearly made me yawn from pure boredom. They all began chatting with one another, making me almost chuckle sinisterly. Had I truly wanted to, I'd have slaughtered them all before they could blink. All of them, barring Kyoko, had so sense of rationality. Had their been an assassin or even a D-rank villain, they all would have been killed before they had a chance to activate their Quirks. To think this is supposed to be the next generation of heroes, what a laugh...

Then Eraserhead finally decided to show up, making me grin wickedly; the show is about to start. Kyoko readied herself as she knew I was about to pull something.

"If you're here to make friends then leave," I nearly scoffed at Eraserhead's words. Everyone save for Kyoko were shocked to see him as no doubt they never heard him come in. "It took all of you except for the one with purple hair to shut up. That's not good. You are not rational enough."

"Couldn't have said it better myself," I thought, as loathe as I am to agree with my quote-unquote uncle. I used my telepathy to urge Zoroark to cast an illusion when I give the go-ahead.

"I'm Shouta Aizawa. I'll be your homeroom teacher for the next three years. Now usually by this time I'd send you lot down to the field to do a Quirk test, but this year the government had sent an agent to supervise us until graduation or until their boss pulls them. But they seem to be running late and-"

I chose that moment to make my appearance, Meema Zoroark having casted a dark red/black aura over me as I made it look like I was coming out of the floor with a black inky substance as I slowly deactivated my Gyo.

"HEY, KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!"

Everyone (besides Kyoko who only looked at me with a deadpan expression) screamed.

This went on for a few seconds before Erasrhead lashed out. "Stop screaming!!"

Everyone stopped, some of them whimpering like dogs. Kuh. Wimps.

Meema dropped the illusion, revealing me in my ninja outfit. I smirked behind my mask. I'm gonna have fun putting them through the wringer.

My eyes narrowed when the Iida brat had the gall and have an attitude with me. "Who are you and what are you doing here?"

"I'm Melodia Shirona. You brats will address me as Shirona-sensei or Shriona-dono. I will not accept any other honorific except for those two. And were you not listening, maggot?" I spat in a venomous tone. "Your dear old sensei just said the government sent an agent to supervise you little bastards. And you have some balls to be using that tone with me, brat."

"B-but, you can't be that much older than us!" The one with pink skin stammered out.

"What's your point?"

"I-"

"Shut up. I don't wanna hear it. The long and short of it is, I'm here to chaperone you and that's final. I'm also gonna be a teacher here in this shithole for fakers like you lot are more than likely gonna turn out unless you shape up and see reality for what it actually is. You wanna give me lip?" I gave a deadly smirk, my Ren flaring out a bit mingled with bloodlust.

"Then by all means try..."

"B-But-! You are much too young to be some agent, much less a teacher-"

"Silence." I used my Ren to force the Iida brat to his knees.

"Gaki, that's enough terrorizing my students." Eraserhead said in a blank yet demanding tone.

"Going soft for them already, old man?" I retorted cheekily, making him glare at me. "Don't look at me like that. They questioned my position and they had to be taken down a peg and show them who's boss. Are you gonna try and question my position too?"

He sighed in exasperation. "Whatever. Just have the brats come down to the field so they can do their test." With that he left in that ratty sleeping bag, looking a lot like a Caterpie with the color of a Kakuna.

"B-but," a brunette with pink cheeks stammered, "what about orientation?"

I scoffed. "No time for that shit. Now get going all of you. Or their will be hell to pay."

That got them to clear out quickly.

Well, save for Kyoko who stayed behind for a quick moment to give me a quick peck on the cheek.

"How about a wager, my Queen?" Kyoko purred at me.

I smirked. "This soon already? I'm game."

"Whoever ranks first gets have the loser do the winner a favor~"

"Ohoho~" I chuckled, "You are so on~ But what if we both win?~"

"Hmm~" She paused putting a gloved finger to her chin. "Then I suppose we do each other a favor~"

"Sounds fair~" I conceded. "Now you better get going. Or those classmates will probably get suspicious of you..."

She nodded. "Right." With that she dashed out the door.

I used a Guiding Wand to show me the way to the field, and when I located it along with Eraserhead's aura signature, I ate a Pure Seed to warp me over to the location.

I landed a few yards away from Eraserhead, making sure to keep my distance from him. As we waited for the students to show up, he peeled himself out of the sleeping bag to approach me. I gave him a stony expression, giving nothing away. He began to reach for me, making me step back with a wary eye on his outstrecthed hand. He looked slightly hurt even as I glared at him.

"Don't touch me." I grumbled at him.

"I understand your animosity with Izuku and that Bakugou brat, but what have I done to you to warrant this behaviour?"

I glared at him. "Aside from the obvious fact that you didn't put much of an effort to check on me while that pompous windbag of a sperm donor and that witch of an incubator were neglecting me? And don't try denying it, you had plenty of time between your little siestas to do some digging, but you let your sloth habits get the best of you. And dare I ask that you even remember what happened to your class last year after you expelled them for no legit reason?"

He stiffened at that. "H-how did you-?"

"How I know doesn't matter right now. Answer me this. Did you feel an ounce of regret when you did what you did? Did you even think of any possible consequences of your actions? Did you even give those kids a second thought after you expelled them? Did they really mean nothing to you or were you just acting out because you went without your morning coffee and were in a pissy mood and just had to take it out on someone else who weren't allowed to fight back?"

His eyes glowed red as his hair began to rise. "Watch that tone of yours, gaki," he snarled at me. "You have no place to question my decisions."

I shook my head at him. "And here I thought you actually had a redeemable bone in that creaky body of yours. Looks like I was wrong. And your response just answered all my questions." I made sure to make a mental note to relay this to my troops later on when this is over. They are gonna eat this up, for sure. "From here on out, you are not my uncle, in any sense of the word. Any chance of that happening have been screwed to hell and back. And you have nobody but yourself to blame for it." I ended my sentence with a glare, giving me a view of his heartbroken expression. "And also. You said I have no place to question your decisions? Well, it would seem so if the government had to send me of all people to babysit your grumpy ass and make sure history doesn't repeat itself. So keep that in mind next time you try to question my position here. So suck on that for a bit like you do with your dinky Capri Suns."

By the time the conversation ended, the students of 1-A have begun filing out of the locker rooms.

I made sure to aim a venomous glare at Bakugou and Yagi as they came out, making the former glare back at me while the latter just looked at me with a torn expression.

Kyoko then entered my sights, her presence alone was enough to make me relax. She sensed my anger and she gave me a nod with a meaningful expression. Our nonverbal way of saying that everything will be okay.

Then Eraserhead began talking making me tune him out even as he threw a ball at Bakugo, making him catch it.

"Throw it. Use your Quirk. Anything goes as long as you stay within the circle." Eraserhead told him.

I rolled my eyes as the ash blonde mongrel threw the ball, yelling "DIE!" as he threw it.

Then the other students began chattering excitedly, thinking this will be fun. Only Kyoko didn't share their sentiments.

Ohoho, boy are they in for a rude awakening.

"Oh so is that what you bastards think?" I spoke in a scathing tone. "Well how about this? The one to rank last will be kicked out."

"Wait what?!" Everyone began to shout over themselves.

"But this is just the first day! That's not fair!" The brunette protested.

"Life isn't fair," Kyoko said in a brutally honest tone.

I nodded. "Exactly. Villain attacks. Natural disasters. Domestic abuse. These are all things that can happen and you think any of that's fair? Too bad. This is reality. The sooner you maggots shape up, the less likely you'll be slaughtered like mindless livestock in the long run."

"But you have no authority-!" I cut the Iida brat off with a bloodthirsty expression.

"Oho do I? You're sadly mistaken you brat. You forget, your teacher is practically my underling, making me his boss. Which means what I say goes." I eyed the others. "Listen up, kiddos. The government said not to let your homeroom teacher expel all of you. But there's a catch. Who's to stop me from carrying out the deed?"

They all paled while Kyoko crossed her arms, knowing she's safe as she is probably the only one with any sense.

"Oh gods..." A girl with black hair pulled back in a ponytail gasped as the severity of the situation weighed down on them.

"So you better put your 110% into this, as this will be the first of many battles where your life is at stake." I smirked as I cracked my knuckles.

"So let's get started~." "Especially as I'll be putting myself through the same tests to show who's really outclassed here..."

With that, the tests began.

A/N: I'm not gonna go into a lot of detail as this chapter is taking a lot of time to do and I still got a few others in the drafting stage and I got some drama to cover so I'll just skip to the end.

In the end, Kyoko and I tied for first, which was a first for Eraserhead as he looked rightfully stunned that both his wayward niece and a Quirkless student had just ranked first out of all the other Quirkies.

What really surprised me was that despite Bakugo getting fourth place (a kid named Todoroki beat him for third and the chick with the ponytail got second thanks to her making a scooter and some other items for the tests to help her out), was that my stupid idjit that I unfortunately share blood and DNA with had made it last place. To think he couldn't beat out this one idjit who goes by the name Mineta Minoru makes me want to laugh my ass off.

He was now looking at me in both fear and anger. Fear because I hold the cards and I have the power and authority to have him thrown out of here. Anger because I was seconds away from ruining both his and "Kacchan's" futures and there was nothing he could do about it.

Fortunately for him, I decided to be nice and let this be a freebie.

"Despite not meeting my expectations, I will let you lot go this one time." Everyone breathed out a sigh of relief while Kyoko looked at me with a raised eyebrow. I gave her a look saying "I'll explain later." before I returned my gaze to the other students. "But know this, this will be the only time I show you lot mercy. Because after this, I will have you all put through the rings of hell to see that you won't become failures of Pro-heroes in the future as long as I'm here."

I gave them all a chilling look, my Ren manifesting itself again as I grinned sadistically. "So you better put more than just your best efforts out there otherwise it'll be your life going on the chopping block."

They all shuddered (save for Kyoko but she has seen me like this before and she isn't really affected by it unless I'm really aiming to kill someone) at my words. Glad to see that I made my point I deactivated my Ren and made a shooing motion at them. "Now all of you scram. Pick up your syllabus on the way out and don't bother me. Bug me and you die. Got it?" They all nodded, save for the rabid Pomeranian and the arrogant greenette. Regardless, they all left the field.

Now it was just me and Eraserhead. But I chose not to stick around as I could sense Ass Might and Bitch Inko nearby and I was in no mood nor mindset to deal with either of them without falling to the temptation to kill them both on the spot.

"Going back to the penthouse. Don't wait up. Bye." With that I summoned a Warp Orb and used it on myself, teleporting myself to Kyoko who had just left the locker room and was on her way back to the penthouse.

Offering my hand to her like a gentleman, we nonverbally decided to walk together, holding hands as we met with my other girlfriends with our kids. We decided to get the girls acquainted witht the class since they will be helping me both with teaching class and with the mission.

I could sense this will bring some trouble but there is no way to avoid it...

The best we can hope for is that I don't exceed Hisoka's kill count before this is over....

AAANNNNDDDD SCENE!!!!

That's another update done and done!

Next chappie shit is gonna hit the fan, because of homophobes and certain idiot Pros trying to take our kids away.

Well good luck with that, as Melodia can be just as lethal as all of the Zoldycks put together and she has killed before and she'll do it again.

This is ArtVampire signing off!

Ja ne!