First Person POV

I was in the locker room with the Shadow Triad having changed to my Expert karate gi so I could teach the class a soon as Eraserhead lets them out from homeroom.

I had successfully managed to evade the notice of my shit parents this morning but I don't expect that to last very long, especially after last night's events. Knowing Ass Might he'll be somewhere in the background spying on the class like he did yesterday during the Quirk Apprehension tests. And given that the egg donor herself will also be working here with that numbskull sperm donor, it will be a matter of time before more shit hits the fan.

Kyoko had sent a text shortly before homeroom ended, saying something about a case popping up and they wanted her help. I told her that once she gets back I can catch her up on the class assignment and have a one-on-one session to make up for the lost time, if she is up for it.

"You guys ready?" I asked aloud, tying my obi belt around my gi, before turning to look at Maki, Mukuro, and Peko. The three of them also changed from their Dark Slate ninja uniforms to the much simpler Dark Slate karate gi with matching sandals.

They wore sleeveless undershirts and bandage-type bindings around their breast area, showcasing their toned torsos and not a single scar marred their skin.

"Yes, milady,"/"Yes, your Majesty." Mukuro and Peko, ever the formal ones (probably from Mukuro's days as part of a secret military unit as Peko was once a bodyguard of Fuyuhiko before she became one of the Shadow Triad), answered as they tied their matching Dark Slate headbands, making me sigh at their words as Maki surreptiously ducked out of our dressing room to an adjoining one to check on the kids.

"Mukuro, Peko, I may be your superior in some terms, but please know we are of equal standing. Friends, if you will, so there is no need for formalities."

They had the decency to blush slightly. "Sorry, mi- I mean, Melodia-chan. Force of habit..." Peko said, looking away as Mukuro just shuffled from one foot to another.

I patted her shoulder, while taking Mukuro's hand. "I understand. Just don't forget that."

"Hai...."

I sighed, before turning to Maki as she just re-entered the room. "Are the little Munchkins ready?" I asked.

She gave a slight smirk. "Why not ask them yourself?" She stated rhetorically before stepping aside to let them in.

They were all adorned in their own karate gi accordingly to their favorite colors. Monaca was in the Chartreuse karate gi; Masaru was in the Scarlet gi; Jataro chose the Ocher gi; Kotoko chose the Azalea gi; Nagisa outfitted the Teal; Lian chose Tangerine; Sabi picked the Indigo gi; Mitsuru picked Pine for his gi; and Eri chose the White Lily gi.

(Monaca)

(Masaru)

(Jataro)

(Kotoko)

(Nagisa)

(Lian)

(Sabi)

(Mitsuru)

(Eri)

My aura suddenly had sparkles as I took in their appearances. "You all look fantastic!" They all noticeably preened under the compliment (though Eri, Jataro, and Mitsuru were less obvious about it).

"I'm ready to kick some Quirky ass!" Masaru boasted a bit loudly, making Eri and Mitsuru wince.

"Masa, language." I reprimanded him lightly. "And don't you worry, you'll all have a chance to shine."

They all nodded. "Hai!!!" I tied matching headbands on all of them before they lined up behind me with the Triad bringing up the rear before we all exited the changing room.

We walk outside to our specialized arena I asked (read as forced) Nedzu to commission so I could teach those heroic whelps a thing or two. The entire class, all dressed in their gym uniforms, were all there but there was no sense of order as some were talking loudly or just rough-housing while the Iida brat was trying to reign in some control.

"Order!" He shouted doing that weird karate-chop motion with his arm, looking a lot like a knock-off Buzz Lightyear. "People, order!"

"I'd like a bowl of gyudon!" One called out jokingly, making him splutter indignantly.

"How about some takoyaki with wasabi on the side!" Another added.

"Ooh! A boat-load of California sushi rolls!"

"Beef and broccoli!" Everyone broke down laughing as the stiff got huffy with them.

"That's not funny!" He groused before going to his corner to grow his gloomy mushrooms.

Having seen enough of this, I decided to get the ball rolling and make myself known.

"STUDENTS!" I barked, my loud voice making them all fall silent within a few seconds as they all saw me. The Triad stood off to the side, keeping themselves out of their sensing range as the kids lined up next them. The girls began to awe at the kids being dressed in their karate uniforms before they fell silent when I gave them a hard look for speaking without permission. Note that none of them noticed the Triad even as they led the kids over to a shaded spot away from the others to watch everything unfold.

I walked in front of the class, ignoring their stares as I shrugged the top part of my gi off to reveal my scarred upper body mostly covered by my own sleeveless tank top.

"You will all assemble here swiftly and silently every morning in an orderly and timely fashion." I spoke with authority as I drew a longbow out and an arrow from the wall where I had my weapons stashed.

"Anyone who acts out otherwise," I stated with a tone that promised hell on earth if they dared to oppose me, "Will answer to me."

"Oooh~" I heard the bootleg Pikachu pipe up foolishly within the line of students. "Tough girl~"

"Kaminari." I stated, making him freeze as I notched the arrow, making the entire line of students step back except for the aforementioned blonde. I made it look like I was going to shoot the arrow at him making him panic before I suddenly aimed up, letting the arrow go as it hit the top of a tall post that nobody noticed until now.

"Thank you for volunteering," I smiled sweetly. "Retrieve the arrow." I commanded.

"I'll get the arrow, sugar lips." My ears picked up on him muttering under his breath. "And I'll do it with my shirt on."

I raised an eyebrow at that. "Oh will you now?" Little does this twerp realize that this exercise will have a crucial handicap.

He approached the post, his hands sparking with his Quirk, Electrification, before I called out. "One moment." He paused, his Quirk shutting off as I approached him. "You are missing a couple of things." I snapped my fingers, making Peko and Mukuro approach with two briefcases. It was noted how the other students freaked out at their sudden appearance despite having been here out in the open since before class had started. Mukuro opened hers to reveal a set of metallic bracelets that are meant to shut off Quirks, similar to Quirk-cancelling handcuffs the police use to apprehend villains. A little something my friend/gang member Miu and our newest recruit Melissa had commissioned for her initiation into our gang.

I took a set to place on Kaminari's wrists before I gave a hand sign to Mukuro to get the other students to wear them and to not reveal anything until after they have placed them on.

After placing the bracelets on the blonde's wrists, I turned to Peko, who opened her case to reveal two weights with straps. I lifted them, both of weighing about 75 pounds each. I lifted one and placed it in one of Kaminari's hands. "This," I said lifting one hand, "represents discipline." I let his hand go, making him almost fall over from the sudden weight. "And this," I lifted the other weight in his hand, "represents strength." I let the other hand go, this time he actually fell facefirst into the ground, eliciting some snickers from the students. I ignored them as Kaminari struggled to get back on his feet. "You'll need both to reach the arrow."

Mukuro gave me a thumbs up; meaning everyone is now wearing the specially-made bracelets. I held back an evil grin; this is about to get fun...

I turned my attention back to Kaminari who then began climbing the post with the weights tied around his wrists over his bracelets. He didn't make it three feet off the ground before he ended up sliding back down on his ass. He then tried again, this time while trying to use his Quirk.

Big mistake.

"Huh?" He spoke in confusion before he suddenly fell back down on the ground, shouting in confusion as his bracelet injected him with Quirk-cancelling serum, meant to paralyze the offender for a temporary moment. Melissa and Miu are geniuses, and it would suck for anyone to make an enemy out of either them. After all, Melissa had Izuku and Bakugo in mind when she came to me and Miu with this idea for my class.

"And also, you are not allowed to use your Quirks." I revealed making everyone look at me in shock before they all went into an uproar. I knew they would react like this; good thing I got a little incentive for them in case they try to cheat their way through this.

"Scream and cry all you want, it won't change anything." I said nonchalantly. "You have all shown that you rely too much on your Quirks and that won't always help you. Hell, that sort of hubris can get all of you killed."

"You can't do this!" The Iida brat had the gall to speak up. "You won't get away with this!"

I gave him a deadpan stare. "I already have. I have already had this approved by your principal, so good luck with overturning this. This is my class and I have been given full permission to run it however I please. Don't like it? Tough. That's life." I pointed to their bracelets. "Those bracelets are on so you don't go breaking the rules. Break the rules, you'll get a dose of paralysis and you won't be able to use your Quirk for the rest of the day. Don't worry though. Once class is over, they'll come off."

"Oh yeah?" Bakugo decided to pick that moment to open his mouth. "What's stopping us from ripping these off and then coming after you for this juvenile bullshit?"

"You know it is dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence." I retorted with a blank face. The munchkins began to laugh at his outraged expression while his fellow classmates dissed him from behind.

"Ooh!"

"Roasted!"

"Burn!"

Bakugo flared his nostrils at me before he decided to charge at me. "Why you-!" He didn't make it ten feet of me before he was electrocuted by his cuffs making him fall facefirst as he lost control of his limbs as his Quirk was erased for a temporary measure.

I looked at the rest of the class, eyeing Izuku in specific as he looked torn between running to back his friend up and staying put lest he falls to the same fate.

"Let this be an example of what happens when you break the rules." I stated, my Ren slowly releasing into the air, making everyone nearly fall to their knees at the sudden heavy pressure. "Try ripping those bracelets off; try to attack me or anyone else teaching this class; try to use your Quirk without permission. You'll only fail and suffer the consequences. And don't bother trying to cut class. I'll find you and drag you here and have you all embarassed in front of your peers. I will also fail you and make sure you take remedial classes during the summer." They all paled; they seemed to get that I meant business. "If there is one thing I despise it is cowards and I'm not above having you exposed for such actions." They all gulped. "Now get this pathetic excuse of a human out of my sight." I pointed to the fallen Bakugo wanting out of my line of sight lest I decided to stomp on him with Wyrdeer. After a moment of hesitation, only the redhead, a kid named Eijiro Kirishima, and Izuku were brave enough to leave their line and drag the errant ash blonde back into their line. I made sure to make eye contact with Izuku, who flinched under my harsh glare before he quickly scampered away with his friend.

With that out of the way, the class resumed, though it was with great reluctance.

Not one of them had made it to the top of the post. The only ones who have came close were Shoji, Kirishima, Mashirao, and Todoroki. Those four obviously worked out, but it wasn't enough to reach the arrow. The others didn't come close. A few have tried to use their Quirks, thinking they were slick only to be on the receiving end of their bracelets, making them fall back to the ground and receive a failing grade for cheating. The rest just did not make it off the ground.

I shook my head but I knew this was going to be the result. "Just like I told Nedzu.... We have a long way to go..."

Everyone all had a try. And all of them were discouraged and feeling sorry for themselves. I held no sympathy for any of them; the real world is not going to coddle them. And I sure as hell was not going to, either. Nobody had comforted me when I suffered needlessly so why should I spare those who had been born with a silver spoon in their mouths?

"This is impossible!!!" Screamed one of the students, the perverted grapist who was eyeing up Kotoko and Eri earlier who I found out goes by the name Mineta Minoru. I made a mental note to kill him and make it look like an accident should the opportunity arises as he was not fit in any way to be in a place like this. Goes to show what sort of standards the so-called Number One Hero school has despite their low acceptance rate.

"Oh, is it?" I responded scathingly. I turned to the munchkins, who were also wearing their own bracelets, only theirs had a "Forbidden Action" function since they did not have a Quirk, including Eri, like when Wing-sensei did with restricting Zushi in Heaven's Arena, forbidding him to use Ren until he made it to a certain floor.

"Masa!" I called out to the redhead, making him snap his head up to look at me. The girls in the class awed at his actions, which he tried to ignore though he had a vivid blush on his face from hearing them.

"Yes, Big Sis Melodia?" He answered.

I jerked my thumb at the twenty-foot tall post. "Wanna give these big kids a demonstration of this 'impossible' exercise?" I asked making air quotes around the word "impossible" as I knew that Masaru can totally do this without breaking a single sweat.

His blue eyes brightened. "Sure!" He then ran up to the wooden post.

The brat spawn of Iida then began to yell at me. "It is highly inappropriate for a teacher to send a child to do something so dangerous as climb such a tall post."

I just ignored his yelling, deciding to let Masaru's actions do the talking.

Without hesitation, Masaru began climbing up the post, with the expertise of a Zarude. Then again, he has been hanging around my Zarude, and the Grass/Dark-type had taken a shine to the kid, like he's his own son or the like.

Everyone aside from me, the Munchkins, and the Triad gaped in awe as he scaled the pole all the way to the top, where he stood proudly with his arms crossed and a big smile on his face.

I turned to the gobsmacked high schoolers. "If a kid half your size and age can do this, then it shouldn't be much of a problem for you." I stated, making a lot of them look abashed and/or embarrassed that an elementary school kid had just showed them up in a rather humiliating manner.

"That kid could have been using his Quirk!" Bakugo snapped out from where he was laying on the ground some feet away from me. "You could have given him a pass and let him use it since he's one of your fucking brats!"

I narrowed my eyes at him before I stomped over to him and slammed my barefoot on his head, making his face dig into the hard dirt ground.

"First of all," I stated coldly, "do not swear in front of my kids nor call them brats. Secondly," I spoke up enough for everyone else to hear, "Masa here is also Quirkless, just like his peers even Eri." Everyone gasped at this reveal. "And also," I pointed to the other munchkins and Masaru, "They aren't getting any special treatment either, even though they do not have Quirks." The kids lifted their hands up to show their "senpais" their own bracelets. "And they aren't wearing them for show, as like you, they have to avoid doing a certain action lest they also get the same treatment as you. Only their penalty is milder than yours accordingly as I am not a monster." I gave a hard look at the other students before I turned back to Masaru. Walking up to the post, I held my arms out. "Okay little buddy." I called up to him. "Come on back down here so the others can try again!"

"Roger that, Big sis!" Without hesitation, my redhead daredevil jumped off and landed in my arms, the weight barely fazing me in the slightest as he landed safely in my arms.

After setting him back down on the ground before he took off to sit next to Kotoko and the others, I turned back to the class.

"Well? What are you waiting for?" I asked rhetorically. "That post ain't getting any shorter, and if you guys aren't able to scale this thing by the end of the first two weeks, not only am I making it even taller by ten feet but I'm also gonna have all of your teachers increase your homework by one and a half."

Everyone paled at this threat before they clamored to get to work.

Timeskip

Class finally ended; on cue with the bell ringing, a new sound filled the air, coming from their bracelets.

Their bracelets all came off before they were rapidly collected by me using my Rhythm Echo before any of them could get the idea to destroy them now that they were off.

Putting them in Mukuro's briefcase and collecting the weights and placing them back in Peko's briefcase, I turned to the class and stated, "Dismissed. Same time, same place, tomorrow. Anyone who shows up late without a note will receive extra homework from Eraserhead plus after-school detention." They all flinched at my "promise." "Now all of you beat it." I snarled, my Ren acting up again as they all hurried out of the arena. The reason for this was that I sensed Ass Might and that bitch egg donor Inko spying on me and they are about to be on the receiving end of some hell the second these students leave my sight.

"Wanna show yourself now, you interlopers?" I asked thetorically as the kids gathered around me, glaring pointedly at my parents as they revealed themselves.

"Wasn't that a bit harsh, young Mizumi?" Ass Might asked, making my eyes darken as he and Inko insist on not using my proper name.

"Maki." I spoke, keeping my eyes trained on the duo as she practically materialized beside me, making both Inko and Toshinori freak out for a moment.

"Yes, your highness?" She responded, her dark eyes also trained on the "threat" before us.

"Take the children back to our quarters." I instructed, not taking my eyes off for a second.

She nodded. "Roger that."

With a few quieted words to the youngest ones, they all trailed after the former assassin, some of them casting worried glances back at me over their shoulders before they disappeared in the direction of the dormitory.

With them out of earshot, only me, Mukuro, and Peko were left to face these two idiots.

"There is nothing harsh about my training methods." I spoke in an acid tone. "I'm only showing them a taste of reality. Something that all of you heroic schmucks seem to lack."

"Now see here-!" Toshinori tried to lecture me, which I instantly put a stop to it as I was not in any mood.

"Save it." I snapped at Toshinori, cutting him off midsentence. "This was how I was trained after I died. And I'm being nice by making the post only twenty feet tall, rather than twenty-five as that was what I had to climb to pass just one of my tests. And that's only just the beginning. I had run obstacle courses that were riddled with bear-traps, pit-falls filled with sharp stakes at the bottom, fox traps that can strangle a normal person if they are unfortunate enough to get snagged by one, dodging swinging logs lest I get a concussion if I was lucky enough once hit, scaled mountains almost as tall as Everest in raging snowstorms, outrun bears and other beasts bigger than Mount Lady, and I'm only getting started." I took immense satisfaction at their aghast expressions.

"I don't care what they do after they get their Provisional license, as long as they have to attend my class, they will follow my rules, whether you or they or anyone else like it or not. And since I was given clearance by both your boss and mine to do this, you and the rest of you teachers can't do shit about it. So shut the fuck up and suck it up."

I then began to turn to leave the arena, before I added over my shoulder, "And call me Mizumi again, I'll give both of you punches to the throat so hard you won't be able to talk for a week, understand? This is the last time I'm warning you. Next time, the kid gloves come off with the boh of you. Now if you will excuse me, I have a few errands to run..."

With that with the escort of the remaining two Shadow Triad members, we left the arena, neither of us looking back as we headed back to the dormitory.

Timeskip

I growled to myself as I marched myself down to Nedzu's office. Apparently after my "behaviour" on the first day of teaching he just had to hold a meeting about my "methods."

I had my girlfriends tag along with me, Kyoko included even though she just got back from the detective agency.

My kids were with Maki, Mukuro, and Peko so they weren't left alone at the penthouse. And after catching Ass Might sniffing around I wasn't taking any chances. And those three alone are more than capable of taking that two-cent Jack Skellington....

I kicked the door open, my hands loose and ready to fight, making the hero/teacher staff tense as we made our presence known. Kyoko, Charm, Coin, Clover, and Zinnia right behind me, ready to take everyone on as well.

"Ah, Miss Melodia," Nedzu greeted as if this was a friendly meeting.

"Drop the friendly act, rat," I hissed at him, "I have things to do, so the sooner we get this out of the way the better."

He sighed at this.

"First, we want to bring up your training method," Ass Might began.

I gave him a look that spelled out my disgust. "I told you I have already had it approved, by both your boss and mine. Suck it up. Your kid is gonna have to grow a spine without having to be attached to your apron strings. And whether he likes it or not, he's gonna get hurt. As it is an occupational hazard in the line of hero work. So whatever delusions of sunshine and rainbows you stuffed his empty head with, he better get rid of it, lest he be killed in the line of duty."

"Now see here-!"

"Oh zip it," Zinnia piped up. "Your dumbass kid thought it be a great idea to beat her up to 'show her the facts of reality', so he should have been very well prepared for these sort of scenarios."

"And who are you to talk to my husband like that, young lady?" Inko decided to butt in.

Zinnia gave her a level look. "I'm her girlfriend of course." She then grabbed my hand, leaning against me.

"And so is the rest of us." Charm added, as she grabbed my other and followed Zinnia's example, with the other girls following suit.

"No, no, no, no, no," Inko began to rant. "I do not approve of this!"

"Too bad I didn't ask you," I snipped right back. "I'm gay, so live with it, bitch."

Inko was about nearly foaming at the mouth at this. "No! No daughter of mine is going to be gay!"

I rolled my eyes at her. "I'm not your daughter, remember, idiot? I have forsaken the surname Yagi the moment you lot have abandoned me for something out of my control. I don't see you as anything aside from a breathing incubation chamber who only did her job properly until I turned five. After that I was nothing more than the dirt under your feet."

"You will break up with those girls right now! You will marry Katsuki Bakugo like you are supposed to and-!"

"One more word out of your mouth, and I will shut it for you permanently." I flared my Ren out to make her fall to the ground, choking as my aura overwhelm her.

"That's enough." Eraserhead spoke, but with great effort. No doubt because of my Ren was also affecting him and the others in the room.

I growled at him before Kyoko placed a hand on my shoulder. "It's okay, Melodia," she spoke in a gentle tone, a rarity for her.

"No it is not okay," I shook my head. "This bitch has the audacity to try and control me and tell me to break up with you guys. I will not stand for it!"

"Shhh," I felt Charm's lips touch my cheek (I could swear I heard Midnight squeal but I paid no heed to her or the others) before I turned and let her lips touch mine. "It's okay, cub. She's just an idiot, one who happens to be homophobic...."

"Besides she is just jealous," Clover boasted.

"Jealous of what, you ruffian?" Inko snapped at her.

Clover scoffed at her. "Wow. Even a child can insult better than you. But to answer the question, you have a bag of bones that pukes blood on a frequent basis while this cutie has us five smoking hot babes that love her for who she is and not for useless crap such as a lame Quirk."

"You-!"

"Enough!" Nedzu had to actually raise his voice to shut Inko up, making her flinch and for me to just raise an eyebrow, not even fazed like the others.

Nedzu cleared his throat before continuing in a more level voice. "We are not here to critique anyone's personal relationships," despite his words I could see the raging curiosity in his beady eyes as he glanced at my girlfriends, who held onto me tighter, glaring at him as if he was going to try and take me away from them.

"We are here because there was something that needed to be brought up." I tensed, already getting a bad feeling. "It was reported that you have several children with you during your class, as you had one of them do a demonstration for Class 1-A."

"Yeah?" I challenged in a defensive tone. "What of it?"

"We noticed those children were ones who have been either reported missing or have no records of them on file." Some of the hero staff narrowed their eyes at me, like I did something illegal (well, I probably did, but that's not the point).

"Where did you find those kids?" Nedzu asked with suspicion.

I huffed at him. "If you must know more than half of them are runaways from bad households. Not unlike what I was in." I gave a pointed look at Inko and Toshinori. "The others are none of your business."

"Regardless, we need to take them somewhere else," Aizawa decided to open his mouth.

"You will take my kids over my cold dead body, Aizawa." I snarled at him.

"You can't possibly take care of them!" Inko tried to protest.

"Why not?" I challenged. "I have been doing so for the last year or so, and I think I have done better than their previous caregivers."

"But you have enough on your plate as it is!" Nedzu tried to argue. "Please let us help!"

"Like how you did with me?" I shot back, making him and everyone else wince. "Yeah no. The kids stay with me. And besides they see me as their mother, so how do you think they will react if you take them away? I can guarantee that it will not be pretty, especially for you."

Nedzu looked hurt that I wouldn't accept help from him or anyone else.

"We've wasted too much time on this meaningless meeting, so I leave you lot with this." My eyes flashed dangerously. "Mind your own damn business. Unless it is work-related do not approach me for anything. Otherwise, I'm taking it out with your nose."

With that, I spun on my heel and marched out of the room, my girlfriends right on my heels, slamming the door on the way out (which caused cracks to form in the foundation).

As we sauntered away, Coin spoke up, breaking the tense silence. "How much you wanna bet that they'll try to approach the subject again?"

"Which one?" Zinnia asked. "The one about our relationship or the one about the squirts?"

"Either or both." Coin shrugged.

"I'm not taking that bet," Kyoko chimed in, "because if what we already know of them, they will most likely will, and in the near future."

Charm gave her a deadpan look. "You sure you aren't psychic? I could have pegged you for an esper..."

Kyoko snorted, "Let's leave that sort of thing to Sayaka...."

I sighed. "Let's head back to the dorm, I'm starving and those idiots made things worse...."

Zinnia rubbed the back of my hand soothingly. "It will be okay. We won't let them take our kids away."

"And we won't let them take you away either." Clover added.

"Good luck to them trying." Coin snorted. "I'm fairly certain that Melodia would sooner impair them physically or just straight up kill them on the spot before they get even a finger on her."

"Damn right." I growled.

"Okay, enough with this bleak talk," Kyoko piped up. "Let's hurry back before my classmates show up."

"Right...."

Though the storm was just beginning for all of us.....

Timeskip

We made it back to the dorm where we sat in the commons area with the kids playing together as they had a long day training.

Kyoko sat next to me, along with my girlfriends who loitered around the commons area.

After my class ended, we met up around lunch and we got ourselves acquainted with the 1-B class. The only ones the four hadn't been acquainted with was 1-A but that will change shortly.

My point was proven when the entire of Class 1-A began to file in, their eyes widening upon seeing my four girlfriends along with Kyoko hanging around me.

Iida, the little bastard, began to interrogate them. "Who are you?! What are your four doing here! You don't look like staff! State your business and-"

"One more word Iida and I'll rip your tongue out." I snarled at him making him shut up fast.

Turning to the others. "For your information, these ladies are with me. And I don't just mean as partners in this mission, but also in terms of intimacy." I gave a glare to the males. "Which means, I better not catch any of you trying to make a pass at them, much less stare at them. If I do, I will castrate you in front of everyone and have it broadcasted."

The males, namely the blonde counterfeit Pikachu and the grapist, gulped nervously.

"But that doesn't explain why Kirigiri is also with you!" Iida protested.

I gave him a deadpan look. "Did nothing I just said reach your ears? I remember clearly saying that these ladies, which includes Kyoko here, are with me. Not only is she working with me on the case I'm on while I'm here, but she's also one of my intimate partners. Get it through your thick skull."

Everyone had their jaws hit the floor. I rolled my eyes at the display deciding to ignore them for now as Eri tugged on my shirt.

"What is it, sweetie?" I asked in a gentle tone.

"I'm hungry... Can I have an apple?"

No way can I refuse that face. "Sure. But just one as you still have to have your dinner, okay?" She nodded, as I summoned a Small Apple from my invertory to give to her, watching as she munched on it happily.

"So," Soy Sauce Face began, "why do you have your kids here?"

I gave him a deadpan look. "Why is it your business?"

"Can't you just tell us?"

"No. Because I have no reason to."

"C'mon! Tell us! It's kinda weird!"

"Yeah well so is your face," I shot back, making him go to a corner with gloom lines hanging over him.

At that moment Eraserhead came in. He saw my kids and, remembering the conversation from earlier, he just had to ask.

"So you really won't let us take them?"

"Ask me that again, Eraserhead," I spat at him threateningly, my Ren flaring out again. "And I'll put you six feet under with Muscular."

He froze at the familiar bloodlust washing over him. He looked stunned yet he managed to speak as he put together who I was. "So it was you the whole time... Kitsune."

I gave him a baleful glare/smirk. "About time you figured it out, Hobo-man." I taunted with my vigilante persona's nickname for him in all of our encounters. "I was beginning to wonder if your old age is rotting what is considered a brain in your skull."

"So you finally took up the path of a hero..." he phrased the question like it was a statement.

I snorted. "Why bother with that line of boring work? With my job I am doing way better than you heroes as a whole." "And why become something that has turned their back on me?"

"Nani??!!" the blue-haired Iida brat squawked.

"Why don't you put it in the newspaper while you're at it?" I gave a scathing look at Aizawa.

AAAANNNDDD SCENE!

Sorry for the abrupt ending, but I felt as if I had dragged this out for too long.

By the way, should I add anyone else from Hisui to Melodia's yuri harem? And how would you guys feel if I threw in Shelley, Courtney, and Plumeria? I'm open to suggestions, just keep it within the boundaries of the Pokemon world. Which means no one from the BNHA universe, and to a certain extent the Hunter x Hunter world. And they all have to be female. And keep in mind, this excludes Mai and Akari, as they are a bit below Melodia's age level. And I'm already pushing my luck with adding Cogita, despite being slightly younger with her transition into this world. Aside from that, I'm open to ideas.

This is ArtVampire signing off!

Ja ne!