Vince The Pirate
Vince is Now a Pirate
Shane: Mr. McMahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
Vince: WHAT?
Shane: on a Scale of 1 to 10, What is Your Favorite Color of The Alphabet?
Vince: Cat
Shane: Correct! mine is Moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Vince: Get Out.
Dean Crashes Into The Ship.
Dean: Oh Vince, You're a Pirate Now?
Vince: No I'm JESUS CHRIST!!
Dean: Oh No. Are You Here To Send Me To Hell For Going To That High School Party Uninvited?!?!?!
Vince: Wat?
Dean: Ya See I Was In a High School Party When I Was 12 & Got So Damn Drunk
Vince: who are your parents
Dean: I'm a Grown ass Man Now Moron
Mmmmmmmm AHHH........
Dean Was In The Basement Pissing in a Hot Topic because What Else Do You Do on a Saturday Night.
Seth: Hello Dean Sosbrose
Dean: SeeS RooR
Seth: Vince has become the Drooonkest Pirate in all the Seven & a Half Seas.
Dean: Wait but aren't we saving that plot fo-
Narrator: oh my god SHUT UP!!!!
Dean: ._.
Nek Minnit....
Sasha: *Drunk* Ayyyyyeee. Dean.. Dean... Who on earth is that sexy man over there.
Dean: Oh seth. Your boyfriend?
Sasha: He's my boyfriend? Damn how did I get that lucky?
Dean: Because you have good taste in wimps.
Vince suddenly lands on the roof on his ship.
Vince: goodie.
Bayley: Hi 😊
Vince Steals Bayley's Ice cream
Bayley: 😞
Dean: *Demonic Voice* You... Stupid.... Bitch.
Dean Launches himself at Vince and beats The Everliving shit outta him.
Nek Minnit...
Vince: I OWN DIS BICH. Now to control the land!!
End of Chapter
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