Vince The Pirate

Vince is Now a Pirate

Shane: Mr. McMahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

Vince: WHAT?

Shane: on a Scale of 1 to 10, What is Your Favorite Color of The Alphabet?

Vince: Cat

Shane: Correct! mine is Moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Vince: Get Out.

Dean Crashes Into The Ship.

Dean: Oh Vince, You're a Pirate Now?

Vince: No I'm JESUS CHRIST!!

Dean: Oh No. Are You Here To Send Me To Hell For Going To That High School Party Uninvited?!?!?!

Vince: Wat?

Dean: Ya See I Was In a High School Party When I Was 12 & Got So Damn Drunk

Vince: who are your parents

Dean: I'm a Grown ass Man Now Moron

Mmmmmmmm AHHH........

Dean Was In The Basement Pissing in a Hot Topic because What Else Do You Do on a Saturday Night.

Seth: Hello Dean Sosbrose

Dean: SeeS RooR

Seth: Vince has become the Drooonkest Pirate in all the Seven & a Half Seas.

Dean: Wait but aren't we saving that plot fo-

Narrator: oh my god SHUT UP!!!!

Dean: ._.

Nek Minnit....

Sasha: *Drunk* Ayyyyyeee. Dean.. Dean... Who on earth is that sexy man over there.

Dean: Oh seth. Your boyfriend?

Sasha: He's my boyfriend? Damn how did I get that lucky?

Dean: Because you have good taste in wimps.

Vince suddenly lands on the roof on his ship.

Vince: goodie.

Bayley: Hi 😊

Vince Steals Bayley's Ice cream

Bayley: 😞

Dean: *Demonic Voice* You... Stupid.... Bitch.

Dean Launches himself at Vince and beats The Everliving shit outta him.

Nek Minnit...

Vince: I OWN DIS BICH. Now to control the land!!

End of Chapter

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