Here are some reasons as to why I would make a great mafia boss.

1. I reward those who are loyal to me.

2. I do not put up with disloyal people.

3. I love old things and have a pretty big old-money aesthetic.

4. I'm always thinking of ways to earn money.

5. I know of at least twenty different ways to dispose of a body.

6. If I could, I would sand off my fingerprints to reduce the risk of getting caught.

7. I love Italy. 

8. I have a somewhat extensive knowledge of guns and swords.

9. I have plenty of obscure knowledge, and I listen to a lot of true-crime podcasts.

10. I can lie to someone's face.

11. I'm good at technicalities and twisting things around. 

12. I know how to manipulate the flow of a conversation.

13. I can be very quiet when I want to be. 

14. I would most likely have several backup plans in case being a Mob Boss doesn't work out.

15. I would own lots of real estate that I can cash out in emergencies. 

16. If one of my people is in trouble, I will get them out of it at all costs.

17. I will show the people who betray me no mercy. 

18. I would have a driver who is also skilled in martial arts and gun use. 

19. I wouldn't drive around in cars that attract too much attention, but I would make sure that they are good quality. 

20. I would have at least ten flats in average areas, that can be used as hideouts. 

21. I would go to Paris at least four times a year. 

22. I would try to make connections with the Yakuza if I could.

23. I genuinely like classical music.

24. I would go to operas at least twice a month. 

25. I would do a lot of research on potential allies and find out places that they frequent, so I can 'bump into them' and strike up friendships. 

26. Investing in gold is smarter than investing in money because the monetary value of money isn't as reliable as gold. 

27. I've always wanted to pistol-whip someone. 

28. I own a fedora.

29. I would have a brazier in every room in my house for when I need to burn evidence. 

30. I'd like to think I have a fairly decent fashion sense, and I like Italian brands. 

31. I can make a fairly decent carbonara. 

And here are some things I would wear. 

And that's about it.