(Inspired by Brandon Rogers)

((Anna, Rain, Words and Pro are sitting at the dining table, praying))

Words: Dear lord, thank you for this bountiful feast..

Annabeth:*sobbing*

Words:..in which we are about to receive as we stand at the precipice of our extinction, maybe find comfort in our final moments..

Words: One last time, as a family

Words: Amen

5:00

Till total nuclear annihilation

counting down. . .

Anna:*pouring vodka in her cup* So kids, how was your last day at school?

Words: In prayer group we put crosses in our bodies

Pro: I told everyone to get fucked!

Anna: Nathan! *slams hands on table*

Rain: Where?! *slams hands too*

Pro: And then i stabbed a kid

Words: Well, at least three of us are getting into heaven *smiles*

Anna: Your sister is right Nathan.

Anna: We picked a religion

Pro: Satanism IS a religion mom! *stabs the table with a knife*

Pro: And i told you, my name is Echo Noir !!

Rain:*chuckles* Well my name is Hungry!

Anna: Elbows off the goddamn table, this is literally the last time i told you this!!

Rain: *scoffs* Those comments like those have been slowly turning me gay through this whole marriage.

Anna: I'm so glad we're gonna burn in-

Rain: I can't here you *covers ears*

Anna: you sufficient-

Rain: La la la la la

Anna: Look at me Rain!

Rain:*covers eyes* Now i'm Helen Keller!

Anna: Look at me in the cockeye!

Rain: All i heard was cock

Words:*doing sign language" Have fun in Hell

Pro:*kicks under the table*

Words: Wow

Anna: What just happened?

Words: He kicked me!

Pro: I kicked her right in the pussy.

Anna: AHHHH *covers ears*

Rain:*holds in a laugh*

Anna: DAMN IT NATHAN!

Pro: Echo

Anna: DAMN IT NATHAN NAthan nathan..

4:12 left

Rain: I'm gonna die with so many regrets

Words: Me too, i've never made love!

Anna: Oh you're not missing much sweetie!

Anna: You know how hard is it to pronounce the word stop when a dick is in your mouth! *drinks vodka*

Rain:*raises hand* i do

Pro: I regret not being adopted.

Anna: Oh you were sweetie!

Pro:WHat?

Anna:*nods*

Rain:I'm just gonna come put and say it but i've always wanted to be with the black man-

Words: *yawn*

Pro:*throws food in her mouth*

Words:*choking*

Rain:*ignores* And Annabeth, you were so not a black man

Anna: Fuck you Rain!

Rain: I've been wanting you to for years!

Words:*coughs out the piece of food to Anna's mouth*

Anna: *chokes on it*

Rain:*talking to Pro* Your mom won't give me so much of a goddamn thumb

Anna:*trying to save her life*

Rain: Do you see the way she teases me! *points at Anna*

Anna:*coughs out the food*

Rain:*caught the food with his mouth and eats it* See how ready i was for that!!

Pro: Well i'm ready for this dinner to be over

Pro: This food taste like a pigeon's asshole

Anna: Well that would be the quaaludes *drinks vodka*

Rain: The fuck do you mean  Anna?

Anna: Oh yeah I put the rest of my quaaludes in everyone's dinner

((Everyone except Anna starts puking out the food))

Anna:*sobs* I just wanted us to go out numb..

3 minutes later. . .

((sirens outside the house))

Words:*drawing crosses on her face with a pen* We're not alone *smiles*

Pro:*bloods all over him* I can't stop eating my finger

Anna: Now now now, i;m discovering a new color..!

Rain: Poop is coming out of my asshole!

0:14 left

Anna:*eating money*

Rain: it's done

Pro: Why was i adopted mommy?

Words:*turns around* THE POWER OF SATAN LIES BENEATH YOU

Rain: The poop has come out

Anna: I've always been jealous of your tits Words *sobs*

Words:*slams head into the table*

0:3 left

Rain: This is the big one kids!

0:2 left

Rain: It was nice knowing you assholes!

0:1

0:0

__________

Pro:*wakes up*

Pro: Oh

Pro: Oh thank god..

((Pro sees his fingerless bloody hands))

Pro: *screams* AHHHHHH

Words:*jumps in* AHHHHHH

__________

Rain:*wakes up naked besides a black naked man*

Rain: I have a nightmare again!

M̶r̶ ̶G̶m̶o̶d̶ Black Man: About the white family again?*hugs Rain*

Rain: Yeah, they get weirder every time

Black man: Tell Anna ima slit her throat

___________

Anna:*wakes up to the dining table* The fuck you will M̶r̶ ̶G̶m̶o̶d̶!

Rain:Wait so so none of this was a dream?

Anna:We're fucked!

((everyone screams))

((The house was blown up by the nukes))