Well so me and one of my friends were talking about Harry Potter at school and he came up with this thing for Chamber Of Secrets

Hide Yo Griffindoors
Hide Yo Slitherens
Hide Yo Hufflepuffs
And Yo Ravenclaws
Cuz there's a Basilisk up in here snatchen up all yo muggle-borns

*somewhere in the background you can hear Author Chan dying of laughter