Jesus pan

Pandora: nononononono- *running at BloodGood*

BloodGood: *sees her* hey pando-

~that b i t c h punches him in the gut~

BloodGood: *grunts* W H A T T H E F U CK

Pandora: you are one of my close enemy and I cannot let you throw away your life like this! You're too young!! YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!!

BloodGood: *groans* what the fuck are you talking about?!

Pandora: I'm talking about that baby growing inside you right now ×_7

Random girl: .... See ya, you gay fuck

BloodGood: *eye twitch* I'M NOT PREGNANT!!!

Pandora: *smirks* not after that punch you're not, heh, I've been trained by william.

BloodGood: *glare* I was never pregnant, Pandora. I'm a fucking man for christ sake.

Pandora: .......... Are you sure?

BloodGood: Y E S I M F U C K I N G S U R E

Hogarth: *blind as fuck* I'm sorry, but the FUCK is everyone yelling over here?.

Pandora: oh! I found this positive pregnant test and-

~hogarth fucking punches BloodGood in the gut~

BloodGood: OW MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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