Malik: Hello my FAM! How are you today!?

Nightstalk: Geez! Would you be quite for awhile?! 💢

Malik: Suit your trap, Stalker! *throw a shoe at his head*

Nightstalk: *got hit and cry*

Malik: O_O" Da fish!?

Moonlight: *barged in the room* Who hit my wittle friend?!

Malik: You're on his side?!

Nightstalk: *grin* Oh Moonlight, Malik hits with a shoe~ T^T

Malik: =_=" Ok, don't telling me you're buyi- *got smacked by a shoe*

Moonlight: Don't you dare hit my Bestie ever again! *carried Nightstalk to the living room*

Malik: *lying on the ground while crying* Q-Q No one love me anymore~

*BEEP! PLEASE STAND BY!*

Lina: *sleeping nicely on the rug*

PJ: *suddenly steps in Lina's tail*

Lina: *feels the pain pulling out her soul and shriek*

PJ: *didn't notice the shrieking and walk away*

Lina: *crying while running get tail* T^T

*BEEP! PLEASE STAND BY!*

*In a Biology class*

Malik: *paying 70% attention to the class*

Teacher: *starts babbling about respiratory regulator*

Malik: *decrease the attention to 30%*

Teacher: So that's why people cut it on the carotid artery.

Malik: *suddenly maxed out the attention to 150%*

Teacher: If you want to kill people, cut it here *point at her side neck* and not here *point it at the throat*

Malik: *starts taking notes about it*

*BEEP! PLEASE STAND BY!*

PJ and Malik: We have move on from our crushes! ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ

Moonlight: What? Why?

Malik: Cuz we tired of them =.=

PJ: And they're not worthy for us.

Nightstalk: I would love to see how can long you last without them then.

Malik: Nu uh! We are never coming back to them!

PJ: Yeah! Beside, they are way better off without us! ╮(╯∀╰)╭

Moonlight: Fine then. *shrugs*

- 5 hours later -

Nightstalk: *leaning beside Malik's door*

Moonlight: *saw him* What are you doing here?

Nightstalk: *put his finger on his mouth and point toward the room*

Moonlight: *nodded and peek inside*

Malik: *lying on the ground in the dark* Huhuhu... I regret saying that T^T I can't move on...

Moonlight: *sweatdrops*

Nightstalk: Wait until you see PJ's reaction *grin*

Moonlight: *tilts his head* What? :3

PJ: *sleep talking* NO! DONT LEAVE ME! I NEVER MEAN IT! T^T

Moonlight: ^^"

Nightstalk: *walks down and chuckles* This is so funny

*BEEP! PLEASE STAND BY!*

Malik: Hello guys! I have a good news and bad news!

Moonlight: Good news is that Malik probably going to publish a new book entitled "Which type of people are you?".

PJ: And bad news is Malik is currently having writer block

Malik: Yeah, that's the worst ;-;

Moonlight: But don't worry, it only for temporary!

PJ: And that's a wrap!

Malik: Please read the new book! And vote for this chapter!

Moonlight: And comment on what you want to see next!

PJ: See you in the next update!

Everyone: BYE!!!

#PeaceOut!!
~ProfDabber