My sisters making me play restaurant and apparently I'm a critic
She asked what I wanted for dessert and I said "pretzels"
But apparently there is no pretzels!
What kind of fake restaurant doesn't serve pretzels!

So I'll just sit in my tiny chair and pretend to eat these cupcakes

And then I took the frosting off and we both started laughing so hard
She said "it looks so bald!"
XD