I'm so freaking bored. I don't  know what to do.  I feel like I'm high on sugar.

Blood: That's because you are

Me: Blood, shut the fuck up

Blood: You know I can talk to brain right?

Me: I control brain

Brain: Oh hell no!

Me: *snaps fingers* Oh hell yes!

Brain: *makes me act like a child*

Me: What the fuck is going on?! *I get run over by a car*

Brain: *shrugs* at least she's dead

Blood: Right!

*WAKES UP FROM DREAM* *stares at my imaginary husband next to me*

Me: Well hello there *winks*

Imaginary husband: *jumps out of bed* *walks to window* *jumps off*

Me: *sighs* My love life is nonexistent.

Imaginary husband: *dead*

Me: Hops on unicorn, takes a bag of cheese

Demon: *grabs cheese* MINE

Me: this is MY dream! BRAIN!

Brain: *smirks* *makes Demon disappear*

Me: We get along

Brain: Don't fucking test me

Me: *pouts*