This is FA, and I want to tell you guys the truth about me.

The truth is, I live in Russia. I have blonde hair, and blue eyes. I'm sixteen years old, and my husband is the king. He's 27. He's old.

I'm pregnant with a girl, and I'm currently in our room. I'm eight months along.

My husband didn't love me at first. It was a forced marriage. He hated me. He went behind my back and did...........things. I'm so sad! But now he loves me. 

I'd like to say I'm doing a world tour.

That's all guys,
~FA.

HAHAHAHHHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! JK JK JK!!! THE TRUTH IS I'M IN OUR SIMPLE LIVING ROOM WATCHING MY BASTARD OF A LOVING BROTHER!!!!!!!!

I don't have blond hair. And I don't have blue eyes. I'll show you part of my face.

BORING BROWN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I look so fucking calm in that photo. That's TOTALLY NOT ME!!!!!!

If you actually fell for it, I feel very sorry for you. If you didn't *high fives you*

And I ain't fucking sixteen years old. Pshhh my mother gave birth to me WAY to late!!

Ahhh, why am I so fucking stupid?

~FA 

DRAM! You're not that innocent, Lol. And Demon, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. You knew some stuff.

And I'm more single than a jellyfish. Get it? They're asexual. No. Okay fine.