Me when I'm arguing with my grandmother G- Grandmother FA-me.

G: FA! Come downstairs.

Me: *runs downstairs faster than Jimmy Neutron*

G: What are you doing.

Me: *laughs nervously* I was on the laptop.

G: *scowls* Stay here for an hour. You've been on it for over six hours.

Me: *face palm* I just got on. I'll come down later. *runs upstairs before G can say anything.

6 HOURS LATER

*Little sister comes up* *bugs me* *I kick her* *she slaps me*

Me: *screams, and jumps*

G: *runs upstairs* What's going on!?

Me: That donkey-! *points at sister* SLAPPED ME!

G: Who started it?!

Sister: *points at me* SHE DID

G: How can you hit your sister?!

Me: WHAT THE FUCK?! SHE WAS-

G: HUSH! DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE OVER ME! *take sister downstairs, shuts the door*

Me: FUCK MY LIFE!

*noise on window*

Me: *turns to window* *sees Unicorn* *faints*

Unicorn: *takes me outside* *flies into the sunset*

THE END 

~FA

Meh, not that funny