My brother just now: *spins around while stomping right leg and laughing while shaking his hands*

My brother showing me his slap bracelet: doesn't it look like a heart...and a butt? Like an I love butts sign. *starts singing* butts hearts butts hearts BUUUUUUTTTTTTSSSSSS

Me: opens messages
My friends texts: "hi."
"Are you dead?
"Why aren't you texting?"
"Come on! Come back to me!"
"Wake up!"
"Don't die on me!"

Me: let's play among us. Tell me if you are impostor
@emmxrat0: I'm imposter
Me: okay, it's down to the last three. I'll vote out purple and you can win
@emmxrat0: *votes me out* HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

My brother when i'm calling @emmxrat0: MOM! *crying* IT WONT LET ME FACETIME HERRR
@emmxrat0: Does your brother have a girlfriend or something?
Me: no, he's trying to facetime Grandma.
@emmxrat0: (。_。) darn it. I was going to make ship fanart

Me: *proudly finishing art I worked on for hours and showing it to @emmxrat0 on FaceTime*
@emmxrat0: that is complete trash
Me: realizing it looks like a five year old scribbled with red marker*

All I hear when my brother facetimes his cousin:*yelling to screen* join me in this Roblox server! Join me! Join me! JOIN ME IT IS GOING TO STARTTTTTTTTT

My mom: let's go on a walk. It will make our brains grow and our legs stretch.
Me: *tossing a rock in the air and dropping it on my foot the whole entire time* I feel smarter already!

Me and my friend joining any story game on Roblox: this is going to go so smoothly!
Also us ten minutes later: *both get stuck in the floor as a glitch* what do we do! The demon is attacking us! I can't move!

My brother on a school call: *puts on bear filter and unmutes mic* look! I just wanted to show you that the bear ears are on my head, look! My ears are right here! *points to ears* this filter is so wrong!

My brother on a school call: excuse me.
The teacher: what is it?
My brother: I said excuse me because I tooted and I didn't want to be rude.
My mom listening from downstairs: *slaps head* honey, that isn't what I meant!

Me on a FaceTime: *foot is asleep but tries to ignore it*
Ten minutes later: I can't take it anymore! My foot is asleep AAAAA WAKE UPPPP
My friend: uh...do you need some alone time? I can see you are in a very serious situation

Me in the middle of an among us game with emmxrat0 on FaceTime: *turns on bts music* emmxrat0 , let's vibe here!
emmxrat0 : that's right my friend!

Me and my friends tried to think of some funny times we had, and this is what happened lol.