My brother: *listens to the liberty song from the ad and mistakes words* PUBERTY, PUBERTY, PUBERTTTTTY

My friend the first time we met at school lunch: *drops her ham on toothpick and it lands on the floor*
Me: FLOOR HAMMMMM

my brother just now: sometimes I do this when I'm exited: *runs around and waves hands crazily*

Me waking up my brother for the first time: *pats him*
My brother: *kicks me off bed* moooooom!!

My brother when he sees his cousin replied to his text: yEs, YeS, YEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSS *dances around*

I will find more joys in life later bye!

P.s not including this this book had exactly 100 words