Aries: jeff the killer

Capricorn: SUMO

Scorpio: kagekao

Pisces: RK800

Cancer: K2-S0

Leo: special officer Gavin reeds
(I bet he asked you to get him coffee)

Libra: Harry potter

Aquarius: Luke Skywalker

Virgo: kylo Ren

Gemini: grunkle Stan

Taurus: bendy

Sagittarius: ticci Toby