I AM NORMAL!

I'm pretty sure you all thought 

'WAIT WHAT? Pfft no, this most certainly is not what I call 'normal' haha, this girl is drunk or something.'

Yeah, I'm pretty sure none of you thought that.

hehe XD

So, now, what do you think is normal?

This is what the dictionary says.

Now, I ask you, what is normal?

Ordinary. Common. Everyday. Blah blah. 

Now, do you think you're normal. 

If you do then, WELL, NEWS FLASH, YOU AIN'T NORMAL, ORDINARY. COMMON, EVERYDAY, OKAYYY?

 Why? Just take a look at your life. Simple, right?

NOOOO.

Now, take a look at it from an outsiders look.

IT IS AS SIMPLE AS - NO IT AINT SIMPLE!

You know why your life looks simple to you? Because it's YOURS. You have been living it all your life.

Shocking, I know.

You are used to it. So it seems normal to you. That way, everybody's life is extraordinary. 

Simpleness isn't normal.

Extraordinary is normal.

So, yeah, you ARE normal.

Yep, there ya have it folks.

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Now, let me tell you about the dream I had yesterday/today.

Me and my friends, Krina_Foxraven mairadevin_fangirl AnoriaZaron were going to school. Krina and Maira aren't in my grade, so they go somewhere else. Anoria and I were in PE.

Me: We're in baseball, right?

Anoria: NO! WE'RE IN SPARTA. ( no not really, I'm kidding) WE'RE IN VOLLEYBALL!!

Then, someone throws the volleyball at Anoria, and she didn't want to play. I was standing beside her. When the ball came at her, she whacked it sideways. It hit my face, and tore it off. So, I was faceless.

Then, I called @delusional_illusions (a.k.a Dianne Lu) to tell her, because in her book Supernova (GO CHECK IT OUT YOOO) that's what sorta happens.

And then I send her a picture, and she faints because it was too graphic.

Then, I go to the king to ask for a face transplant.

King: You ain't got no twin, and your doppelgängers are dead. So no transplant for you.

From the comics, Scandinavians and the rest of the world, Sweden and Denmark stitch me a face. but, Norway was sad that he didn't get to help, so they tore my face again to make room for Norway.

Because of all the tearing and all, I died.

The End.

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I'm not even kidding. Seriously, folks.

Now, here are three tips that might help you in the future.

1) ALWAYS TELL EVERYONE NICE THINGS ABOUT THEM, IT WILL BE SATISFYING I SWEAR!!!

2) Sometimes, you just need to take a midnight snack and have fun.

3) THINK LIKE SHAT BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING RISKY, I SWEAR, YOU WILL APPRECIATE IT!!

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WOW, I ACTUALLY GAVE HELPFUL TIPS!! NOT THINGS LIKE:

1) Always eat Oreos.

2) Have a pet named steve.

3) Eat an oreo named steve.

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KAMERA OUT!