Smarty: "Look, Valiant. We got a reliable tip off the rabbit was here and was 'corrugated' by several others, so cut the bull shtick".
Eddie: "You keep talking like that and I'm gonna have to wash our mouth out" *shoves bar of soap into Smarty's mouth*.

Smarty is never gonna touch a bar of soap again.

Smarty: *Washing his hands only to realize that there's no soap* Hey, Lydia. There's no soap, can you grab me some more?".
Me: "Sure" *hands Smarty a bar of soap*.
Smarty: *Throws the bar at my head* SERIOUSLY?!!?!!?!!?!!?
Me: "I'm sorry" *laughing my head off*.