Smarty: "We searched Valiant boss, the will ain't on him".
Judge Doom: "Then frisk the woman".
Greasy: "I'll handle this one" *shoves his hand into Jessica's cleavage* *gets his hand snagged in a bear trap* *starts cursing in Spanish*.
Eddie: "Nice booby trap".
Greasy: *Continues cursing in Spanish*.

Greasy is never going near a bear trap again.

Me and Greasy: *Sneaking into R. L Stine's house through the creepy basement*.
Greasy: *Sees bear traps across the floor* *laughs nervously* hey why don't we go through the front door like normal people".
Me: *Smirks, grabs a bear trap, and shakes in front of Greasy*.
Greasy: *Flips out and runs out of the basement screaming*.
Me: *Laughing my head off*.
Smarty, Wheezy, Psycho, and Stupid: *Heard the screaming and came to check on it, came to the basement through the door in the house*.
Smarty: "Are you teasing Greasy with bear traps again because I love doing that".
Wheezy: "Can we join you?".
Stupid: "Please?".
Psycho: "Can we?".
Me: "Ok ok, everyone grab a bear trap and hide".
Smarty, Wheezy, Psycho, and Stupid: *Grabs a bear trap and hides in dark corners*.
Greasy: *Opens the door only to have it closed and locked by Judge Doom on the outside*. Stine: *Locks the door that leads upstairs from the inside*.
Greasy: "What's going on?".
Me, Smarty, Wheezy, Psycho, and Stupid: *Runs to Greasy with bear traps*.
Greasy: *Screams and tries to get out but both doors are locked*.
Me, Smarty, Wheezy, Psycho, and Stupid: *Continues to torment Greasy with the bear traps*.
Greasy: "GUYS STOP PLEASE JUST PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP JUST STOP PLEASE".
Smarty: "No can do bro".
Wheezy: "Not gonna happen".
Psycho: "Why would we?".
Stupid: "This is too much fun".
Me: "I love torturing you".
Greasy: "SOMEBODY HELP ME".