Niall- hey mate, got any food?

Me- Niall, I am not a fridge 

Niall- wasn't saying you were, I'm asking for food

Me- yes, Niall, yes I've got food but you're paying me back

Niall- uh, no I'm not!

Me- yes, yes you are or I'll call Maura

Niall- oh, hell, no

Me- hand over my lasnaga, orange, banana, Apple, cake and ice cream

Niall- I'll go ask Harry or Louis, meanie

Me- I'm not a meanie, we all know who's your favourite 

Niall- -sticks up the finger and walks away strutting-