"I made some good babies."

"Avi likes saying 'Murica in her essays."

"As Sam says, the weak shall perish."

"Our friend died of a stroke. Too bad, so sad."

"Yaya for Harding."

"He goes to his best buds and says 'Yo, yo guys, I'm president now. Who wants to be secretary"

"He also had babies with extra women, so whoops! One of them was 17."

"Those shady friends of his that were literally his poker buddies."

"Hi-five bud! We did it!"

"So sad. He goes and cries himself to sleep under his huge eyebrows."

"Target had a super awesome deal."

"Here's the problem, they're Asian."

"They insult Japan."

"Japan kicked the crop out of the Russians... They slaughtered the Russians."

"Hey! They're foreign! They probably did it because they're foreign!"
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Oh how we love our social studies teacher. This character is based off our actual teacher and these are things that he's said. He's just so awesome that he rivals our 7th grade ELA teacher. (The third one...) He's probably even surpassed him. Anyway, goodbye!