Around 8 years ago.......

Yotsuba: Listen up,Mom wants us to plant a garden.

Ichika: Can't mom do that?

Nino: No, she's in the hospital remember?

Ichika: Oh yeah....

Yotsuba: We don't need mom's help, we can do it all by our self.

Itsuki: Are you sure? I mean doesn't gardening require large, sharp, tools?

Yotsuba: Yeah why?

Itsuki: We can't trust Nino and Miku with them right?

Yotsuba: Ooh you're right....

Nino & Miku: Awwww.... *Puts down the pitchfork in their hands*

Yotsuba: I guess you can be supervisor....

Nino & Miku: *Pick the pitchforks back up* Yaaayyy!!

Ichika: But I'm watching you two..

Nino & Miku: *Salutes to Ichika and then starts giggling*

Ichika: Alright it is, 10:00 right now well work then take a break say....

Miku: 1:00?

Nino: 12:30?

Yotsuba:1:30?

Itsuki: Ooh ooh ooh!! 10:30?

Nino: *elbows Itsuki*

Itsuki: Hey!

Ichika: As I was saying.... Spot on Miku. We'll have the break at 1:00.

Itsuki: But I need energy!

Ichika: And you'll get your energy after we garden.

Itsuki: Fine. *Pouts*

Yotsuba: Let's Gooooooo!!

*The quintuplets go to their backyard*

Nino: What's gardening anyways, and why does mom want us to do it?

Yotsuba: Well you dig a hol--

Nino: Digging?!?!? I'm out! *Starts walking away*

Ichika: You'll have to give up your pitchfork.....

Nino: * Thinks for a brief moment, then turns around*

Nino: I'll do it. But only for the pitchforks sake.

Yotsuba: Great, now let's start digging!

Ichika: Yay!!!

****2 hours later......****

Ichika: It's so hot!

Miku: Must..... have.... matcha soda.....

Yotsuba: seriously guys? I think it's pretty chilly.

Itsuki: it's like an oven out here!

Itsuki: *Pauses* Oven...... Food!!

Nino: Itsuki, your losing your mind.

Itsuki: *Proceeds to consume dirt*

Ichika: I am supervisor and I command you to stop!

Itsuki: But I'm soooo hungry. And if plants can get nutrients from it, so will I!!

Miku: You know there is cow poopy doo in that....

Itsuki: Why didn't you warn me earlier!?!?!?!

Nino: *Proceeds to laugh*

Itsuki: *Shoves dirt in Ninos face*

Nino: Hey!! * Does it back*

Ichika: Stop, there is only one way to settle this.....

Ichika: EVERY GIRL FOR THEIR SELF!!

And so, instead of making a nice garden for their mom, it turned into an epic dirt war.