You and the homies: *cough* play the video *cough*

https://youtu.be/cGnNblpxkhA

The one emo kid: Just another day of humans killing the planet...

The cautious: SIX FEET AWAY EVERYONE! MASKS ON! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO DO A TEMPERATURE CHECK!

The teachers: If only I hadn't failed my nursing exam... 

Your principal: Hey everyone glad to see you're back but I actually hate all of you and some of you are so dumb that you shouldn't even come to this school anymore.

The school fight club: Bro, how are we supposed to fight if we gotta stay six feet apart? Air boxing? Why not...

The asthma kid: How the hell am I supposed to use my inhaler if I can't take my mask off?

The school's heat when it's cold: I'ma head out now...

The school's heat when it's summer: I'm back!

The choir teacher: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!

The smart people: *push up glasses* It's time to calculate the function of this parabola and then determine whether or not it's inverse is true and whether or not the equation has one or two solutions... (I hate algebra 2)

Any sport that has a ball: Okay we're gonna have to do this strategically, volleyball changes balls every time the opposite team scores which let's be real is every time, basketball players are practically screwed cause let's be honest none of your sorry selves can score, and soccer players, do you all even do anything? Baseball, you all always change balls every time with your pickiness. (No hate to any of your schools. I'm just stating facts about my school even though we're like number one in all of these sports this year... at least varsity is...)

The Cafeteria: Still serving trash food but at least our ice cream machine is working... (Do any of your schools have an ice cream machine? Also we get iced coffee...)

The Security Guards: LISTEN HERE NOW Y'ALL BETTER GET TO FREAKING CLASS OR YOU ALL GONNA CATCH COVID!

Student: I'D RATHER GET COVID THEN THIS TORTURE! *gets covid*

Covid: So um, I took that kind of personally...

Hi! Hope you enjoyed what my school will look like in November when we get to go back... That is if our governor let's us go back, Michigan please let me go back, I'm so bored....

Yes all of these things happen in my school before COVID struck and yes our principal actually hates all of us and yes, one of the teachers in my school failed a nursing exam and is instead a chemistry teacher, also we do have a fight club in the second floor boys bathroom...

Alright I have schoolwork so see ya!