You : Honey, I'am leaving for work.

Him: Do you have to?

You: You know your going get me fired with these days off.

Him: That's alright I'll take care of you, you might have to take days off in the future anyway.

You:( * Confused ) Why?

Him: * Gives you a knowing look 😏😏😏😏👶👶👶👶

You: * Considers if you need a bigger house suddenly.