GOOOOOOD MORNING, CHICAGO! It is now 7:10 am on Tuesday, March 22nd! Which means, that's right, the 2022 Purge has officially come to an end; all crime in The United States of America is now 100% illegal! And man, oh man, when I left my home when The Purge ended, all I could see were mangled corpses, trashed buildings, wrecked cars, fired bullets, and much more! According to the reports from the Chicago police, as of now they have found over 3,000 bodies, and it's only been 10 minutes! The local hospitals are being crowded as people with injuries are trying to get medical assistance, and the firefighters are trying to put out fires, but most buildings that have been burned are already not worth saving. We've been hearing reports of local store owners in total frustration as most of the stores in town have been completely ransacked! Thousands of dollars' worth of merchandise stolen, but I suppose they should just be fortunate insurance will cover most of the damage. Let's now hear from some callers about how their Purge went! Line 1, you're on the air! How was your Purge?

"Wonderful! I killed my husband and the whore he was sleeping with!"

Sounds like they certainly had that coming! Line 2, you're on the air! How was your Purge?

"Somebody stole my grandmother's old earrings she gave me when she passed away!"

I'm sorry to hear that, but maybe you can get them back next year! Line 3, how was your Purge?

"I was in my home, safe and protected, but I saw this man kill a guy in a clown mask in the gas station across the street! There was a little girl in the convenience store, though; she looked scared!"

I would be, too! Well, more about the damage of The Purge will be discussed as the morning progresses! For now, let's listen to some of today's hottest music!