Chapter 6
Here the next chapter! Hope you enjoy the fun and chaos that's about to happen.
Enjoy!
Error Speaking
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"Wait Deadpool took the kids?"
"Well not just him. Lure and Crush helped out. Then later on kind of betrayed him."
"How do you kind of betrayed someone?"
"At this point I stop asking questions."
"What happen next?"
"Deadpool face the wrath of angry family members. Lure and Crush not allowed on YouTube for a week. Oh and Quill can't watch the kids anymore."
"Aren't two of them technically adults?"
"They'll be fine." Pepper looking through her tab as she looked inside the building. "They took care of the place well."
"They sure have." Error walked around the hallway. "Oh they'll want to know when Sinead and her kitchen crew and staff will come by. Just to get the kitchen ready."
"Already talk with them and that'll come a few day earlier to get it prepared. Along with the decoration staff. Along with the rooms they'll be staying here covered." Lust answered.
"Good." Loki commented.
"I wonder how they are doing and everyone else?"
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"What you mean you shipped the candles to Latveria and been received?" The girl asked as her light-green eyes twitched. A pair of high tech classes began to slide down her nose. Her long black hair that faded to green in a high ponytail. A long sleeve green shirt with a pair of black jeans. A belt with pouches on the side of her hips. White boots with green buckles. Green-white headphones laying around her neck. The 5'5 girl grab the FedEx worker.
"It um accidentally went there." The worker gulped.
"Who has my candles? Those candles are important!" This can't be happening right now! Those candles are so important for the big day! Gah! Why did she shipped them? She should have just held on to them! They event went to the wrong country.
"I'll look! I'll look!"
The girl let him go and pulled out her phone to recheck anything she missed.
"Um Miss. Code?"
"What?"
"Um hear the address but we won't be able to get it personally since they signed for it.
"What did you say?" Someone signed for her package! Did they even checked for an ID?!
The worker gulped and turn the computer to show her the address and who has the package.
Victor Von Doom
883 Castle Doom
Doomstadt, Latveria
"...When I get back I'm suing FedEx."
3 hours later
"GIVE ME BACK MY CANDLES!"
"DOOM SHALL NOT GIVE THEM BACK!"
"Listen you medieval tyrant those candles are important!" Brought up her screen quickly to erase the magical lightning bolt. Jump through a portal quickly to reopen another one to attack Doom from behind.
"Doom read the letter in the box!" Doom formed a shield and protect himself from another ERASE. It erase the shield but gave him time to keep his distance.
"Give them back!"
"Why should Doom do that? Doom keeping the candles...Unless-"
"Unless what!"
"Doom gets an invitation to the wedding."
"...What?"
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"Nope."
"Oh no Chaos! You signed up for this and you're going to do this."
"I don't need this."
"Yes, you do need this."
"But why this! Why not YouTube."
"No, YouTube! Now get in there! You're doing this for Error!"
"Fine!" Stomp inside the building.
15 minutes later
"Get out and never come back!"
"Here some advice you fake Frenchie lay off the eye shadow! Maybe then you can actually be a good dance instructor!" Flip her off as she storm back inside.
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A bright moon glistening down in town covered in snow. In the town you could see a huge factory that was place in between t. A tall Iron Gate and wall surrounded the factory. Could almost smell the hint of chocolate in the air as smoke was rising out from the chimneys. Couldn't see anyone, if you actually looked closer of the group that got behind the wall.
"Alright everyone you know what to do?" Sinead crackles darkly. In warm dark clothing. Her jacket a black, yet stylish, trench coat. Didn't have to wear it. But hey got to look the part.
"Miss Sinead isn't this illegal?" One of the dwarfs asked as he looked at the factory. Sure they all done some illegal work in some way. And sure they technically got away with a few things making it legal or not get caught.
"Are the cops around? Laws don't exist when lawmen and law woman aren't about. Just be quick bois. Heehee. Plus, we came here legally so can't pull that on us!"
"But this is his factory?" One of the whispered to the other.
"Apparently the old coot got on the fire boss lady bad side and calling this payback."
"He hurt kids! Now away with you, bois! Bring me the goodies or I'll steal your teeth."
The dwarfs got to business and able to get inside from a hidden door. They got to work.
"Your teeth!" Came the crackling screech behind them.
"You sure she not the tooth fairy?"
"I'll add you to dinner if you keep that up, buddy boy." Came the voice as a flame erupted next to him.
"Alright, alright we're going!"
She cackled maniacally. She going to get that chocolate! That chocolate bastered will rule the day he crossed her!
It was going well and the dwarfs were able to get what they need. Till the alarm set and security appeared.
"GET THE COCO BEANS!"
"I'M HIT! I'M HIT!"
"HIT THE DECK! CHERRY BOMB!"
BOOM
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T USE YOUR EYES"
"OH NO THEIR ABOUT TO SING!"
"YOU ALL GO I GOT THIS!"
"BOB DON'T DO IT!" The dwarfs dragged their teammate away as they got back on the boat. Already paddling away. Bob tackles the security guards down. He pulled out a bomb.
"I'LL SEE YOU LITTLE FREAKS IN THE AFTERLIFE!" Pull the clip out.
The dwarfs kept paddling and in the back ground explosion erupted. The sound and vibration was so loud that the chocolate river move rapidly. They all screamed not able to control the boat. The boat kept moving, turning and speeding up till they see a light at the opening. All them scream as the boat crashes into the ground and all of them either thrown out or in the boat still. Groans and grunts can be heard all around.
"Bob-"
"He was a crazy man but was one brave son of a bitch. He'll have a great memorial-
"Bob alive."
"What!"
A few of them able to get up and see where their teammate pointed at. Which was the end of the boat and Bob was slammed into hard. But still able to stay in place and covered in chocolate. Burnt chocolate.
"Bob your alive!"
"Let's get out of here!"
"Oh what we have here?"
The dwarfs freeze and look at direction of the staircase. That shouldn't be mixed in this sugary candy forest. It was a tall man in a bright purple suit, a flower vest, gold tie, green pants, a top hat and leaning on a cane. He just looked very amused.
"Uh oh."
"Now my little hairy gentlemen you have some delicious beans that aren't yours. Now give them back to me and maybe I won't get you arrested. Or thrown in the caves."
"Hey not all dwarfs like to mine!"
"You should be arrested with the things you have here Wonka!"
"We almost got killed by a bunch of squirrels!"
"The goose were worse!"
"You have a nuke! A literal nuke!"
"Oh those are just little hobbies I do on the side." Wonka wave his cane at them like he was waving them off.
"You won't get away with this like you did with those kids!"
"They came out scotch free and alive."
"Buddy look we heard they were spoiled brats and immature but come on they didn't need that."
"Wait? What happen to that kid who won I always wonder about that?"
"That little blond jerk left and went to Canada!"
"Dude relax."
"Hey those kids didn't have to come through the doors when I sent out those golden tickets."
"How are you even alive to this day? Heck this place and machinery still look like it came from the 1930s to the 50s? Shouldn't there be inspection on these things?"
"Oh and the whole looking young thing. Just some modification pills here and there that I tested."
"I bet it was illegal."
"Oh it's illegal for me to make youth pills! Buts it alright for some man to fly in high tech power suit!"
"Stark literally told people who he was!"
"Plus, he owned it and takes responsibility."
"And there are the accords."
"Enough with your logic!" Wonka yelled and tap the cane on the ground. Guns and missiles coming out the room. Red dotted light lock on all of them. "Like my new upgrading system? I had to do some readjustment when that fool Red Skull try to invade my factory. He thought I had some glowing cube. Any last words?"
"There are so many questions I have."
"Great going to get killed by a chocolate maniac."
"Johnny Deep was a better Willy Wonka than you!"
More missiles came out.
"Congratulations you got me mad and I have a reason to redecorate this room!"
BOOM
The guns being hit with fireballs.
"Hmmm I knew I smelled fried chicken." Look down to see Sinead at the other entrance of the room. "Hello Fraulien still using an easy bake oven for that so called shop of yours?"
"Oh Wonka don't be a daft pillock." Sinead walking in and not amused. "Now yours going to let my bois go along with the coca beans. I might be nice and not burn this place to the ground."
"Hmm I could do that or-"
Sinead lift her hand quickly as Wonka jumps out to her. Form fire in front of her and his cane slam into. His cane glow as it hit the fire but wasn't melting.
"-how about I put the fire out instead!" Wonka giving her a maniactic grin.
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"Tears that the wrong number!" Mori slightly aggravated and pointed at that the music sheet.
"No, you played it wrong! I played it right!" Tear held back hissing at her.
"No, you didn't!"
"Yes, I did!"
"I will turn back time to show you!"
"Fine!"
Few seconds later.
"See!"
"Alright! Will do it again!" Grumble and does it again.
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"Marrow are we done yet?" Error404 asked his friend. The white and blue jacket wearing skeleton looked at the cart full of grocers. His blue eye sockets with black tear marks showing boredom.
"Were almost done." The brunet answered as her blue eyes looking at the bags of chocolate chips. She stood 5'8. Wore a jacket mixed between blue and purple with a pink shirt underneath, navy-sweatpants and a pair of purple boots. "Now where is it-There it is!"
Reaches out to grab a bag of chocolate chips.
At the same time another hand did too.
She looked down to see it was a Jerry. About to say something till he got to her first.
"I touched them first." He poke the bag of chocolate chips.
"Well I saw them first and the last thing we need." Grab the bag. So, did Jerry.
"Well, I need it for myself!"
"Well, I need it for a friend!"
"Marrow just give him the chocolate."
"Im not giving him the chocolate!"
"You can make chocolate!"
"I know I can but im not letting Jerry have this! Give me the bloody bag!"
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"Rocket you had one job!"
"Buzz off im still trying to get Groot to wear a suit!"
"I am Groot!"
"Watch your tone or you can forget about going to hang out with Peter, Shuri and MJ!"
"I am Groot!"
"Wow!"
"Rocket!"
"Look the gift is finished, wrapped and ready!"
"Then where is it!"
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"Thanks for reminding me why I hate you."
"Your welcome. Now go try something tighter."
"Deadpool!"
"What!?"
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"I think everyone doing just fine." Loki answered and looking at the next room.
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Done!
Hope you all enjoy!
Will Doom get a wedding invitation?
What did Chaos signed up for?
Sinead Vs Willy Wonka. Who won? Was the fighting epic?
Will Tears and Mori be able to finish their music practice in time?
Will Marrow kill Jerry for the bag of chocolate?
What happen to the gift that Rocket wrap?
Deadpool...He just Deadpool.
The characters mentions are:
Code belongs to Random_Phoenix
Chaos/Shell belongs to Firehedgehog
Sinead belongs to FireladyofInk
Tears belongs to 30il6Dhuile_Tears9
Mori AKA Time Stone belongs Glamour4000
Marrow belongs to, along with their version of Error404, MoonArrow10
Oh and I do like both version of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. I just flipped a coin to decide which one I was going to use for this universe. I was also tempted to write down an Oompa Loompa song when they went after the dwarfs. Should I put it down in the next chapter to see what it was?
Also one day left for Puppet Master Wedding List to be open. So, if you still want to be part of the wedding go sign up!
The address is not real! Just put the information together I could find for Doom Castle.
Until next time and the wedding is close!
Bye, bye!
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