Hey it's a beginning author's note!

Wait...where are you going?

Don't skip me!

Let me at least warn you first!

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You there?

Okay!

So most of this chapter will be in Kusuo's perspective. This'll be interesting for me cause how I write his perspective is honestly really lazy, but he's an all powerful psychic that breaks the forth wall the entire show. What do you expect?

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the chapter! Please tell me what you think about the story so far, I would love to know! Criticisms are welcomed, I would love to know how to improve to make this story more...believable and realistic I'll say?

With that said, enjoy!!

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It's four o'clock. If I leave now I'll be able to make it in time. There's a TV show at five pm that I can't miss. The anime Health Ranger Specializer, don't think it's for kids though. Well actually, of course you wouldn't, you're already anime fans.

Anyway, the last episode is airing today. Me and (Y/n) always watched the anime together, so I had planned to get some (f/s) for her as a way to apologize for my behavior recently.

To be honest...I don't know what's gotten into me, ever since that perverted medium told me about (Y/n)'s and my guardian spirits had really bothered me. Of course I don't believe in all that nonsense, it's been in the back of my mind. Me and (Y/n) fated?

What utter nonsense. Actually speaking of (Y/n), I haven't seen her outside of class. I know she can't teleport but she seems to disappear too easily.

She's most likely in this hallway-...On second thought I won't go that way, Kaidou is there.

'I just finished the secret hideout in the cool abandoned building I found last week! I have to show this to Saiki and (L/n)-chan about this! Our secret hide- no wait...Our "Headquarters of Protection"!!'

I'll pass, also what's with you and 'protecting' (Y/n)? I know you don't feel that way about her, so why?

Whatever, I'll just use this stairway then-...Actually let's use another one. Hairo is down there.

"Saiki-kun and (L/n)-chan aren't here huh?"

'Since Saiki-kun and (L/n)-chan was a big help the other, even though (L/n)-chan had to leave early, I wanted to invite them to my sports gym as a form of thanks.'

Pass. I don't care if celebrities went to your gym and such. Besides (Y/n) hates excercise, I doubt she would want to join also.

If you want to thank us, leave us alone today-...

'Where is Saiki Kunio? I mean I don't care about him, but our teacher gave me worksheets to pass onto him. Maybe after that I can ask him out for tea it'll be fun to get him all flustered.'

Pass. If I wanted to go out for tea I would just bring (Y/n) with me.

Geez, what is going on today? I don't have the time to deal with you today, today's the important ani-

"Yo! Partners! Wanna go get some ramen!?"

I'll pass.

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I. Can't. LEAVE.

At this rate, I'll be stuck with someone unless I can find (Y/n). She usually helps me out of these types of situations, but so far I haven't found her yet. Wait, did she leave already? Why? She usually waits for me.

Guess I could teleport home but then my shoes...I should just wait it out.

Twenty Minutes Later

This has become quite bothersome. They're all stilling looking, don't you have lives that doesn't involve me?

Damn, it's checkmate.

Hairo at the school gate, Kaidou watching the shoes, along with Teruhashi and her flunkies roaming! This has become even more difficult that earlier!

There isn't much left, the broadcast will be starting soon...

You readers already know why I can't just record the show, and I can't teleport...

That leaves me with one option! Invisibility! It's a risky ability, mainly why I prefer to use this as little as possible. Though it would be fun to prank (Y/n) with, she can still see me.

Anyway, I don't have to explain this ability to you, but I still will just in case. It takes a minute to turn invisible and only lasts for ten minutes. The most tricky part is that I can't have anyone touch, otherwise I immediately turn back visible. Now to leave-

"Hoo! That feels better! Now I just need to find Partner!"

That was game over already, when was he here? Oh well, it's good to locate him from the start. He will be the most bothersome when it comes to this power. But if I keep my guard up I should be fine.

"Tch, where's that Saiki guy at? Come out Saiki!"

I'm right here, although I would make myself visible to the readers, this isn't a manga book and just stupid fanfiction.

Geez, luckily I'm almost at the shoe lockers. Hm? Oh yeah, this is the locker Kaidou is hiding in. Up we go.

"UWAAAA!!"

"Wh-what happened!? That was quite a loud sound!"

"A poltergeist!! No! It must be the work of Dark Reunion!!"

"Eh? I don't know what you're talking about..."

Now that they're distracted, I can get my-

"What happened!? I heard a huge crash and a scream!"

That. Was. Close.

But it's a stroke of luck that Hairo came, sorry guys but you three can hang out together with your things. Now I need to get that (f/s) for-

"Oh hey Saiki-kun! You heading home?"

Eh?

"I'll come with you!"

He can't be talking to me, no way. Wait no! You idiot!

"Saiki-kun! Where'd you come from?!"

"I wanted to thank you and (L/n)-chan for the other day!"

"Our teacher asked me to give you a worksheet!"

"I found a hide out!"

"Are you free?"

Toritsuka, you...can't just see ghost. You can see all things that are invisible to others...

"Let's go Saiki-kun!"

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I feel like there's one person more than there should be.

"Let's go get some ramen!"

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Okay this is really bothering me now, so far I've only seen (Y/n) during class. Even then she won't talk to me, what's going on?

It's not that time is it? No wait that was a week ago. But why had she been avoiding me for this long? I know I acted like a jerk but it's been a month...it's starting to get to me. Or maybe that's just seasons talking. It's already fall, breakup season.

"I'm done with dating."

"A student's duty is studying."

You say that now, but come Christmas and it'll start all over again. What's so enjoyable about that? I can't fully understand it-

"Stop being such a debby downer! Emotions are complicated, love even more so!" Great, she's in my head again. Why won't she just talk to me? I don't understand women.

'Sigh...'

I seriously cannot understand Yumehara.

'Oh no! I was looking at that direction again! What is wrong with me!? I'm dating Takeru!'

Yumehara Chiyo, I don't know what got into her but she liked me and tried time after time to approach me. I used (Y/n) as a way to avoid her advances, she had supposedly given up on me and started dating some guy. So what happened?

'But...things hasn't been going so well. It feels like we're getting tired of each other

'I've talked with (Y/n)-chan about it, and she said to break up with him. But I just don't know...'

Wait you've talked to her? When? How'd you find her?

'I wonder if I should listen and break up with him. I mean (Y/n)-chan said so, and she's usually right about this love stuff.'

You are right about that, I don't know how. But even without being in a relationship at all, (Y/n) somehow is a love expert.

'But it's not just because she told me to, after telling her about how little we message, talk, or go on dates. How he keeps repeating that phrase that made me fall, and coming up with not so good new ones. Not too mention how his feet smell, he chews loudly, holds his chopsticks weirdly, acts terrible to retail workers, horrible fashion sense, and how he somehow dislocated his jaw when laughing too hard.'

Geez, she's exploding with dissatisfaction. No wonder (Y/n) told her to break up. Even if I agree with her, I can't let that happen. She'll set her eyes on me again.

I have no other choice but...

To become the shelter to the couple's umbrella.

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That was bad, I apologize.

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Good grief this is gonna be hard, the dude's completely oblivious.

"Hey were you waiting long? I might have made you lonely but now that I am here the rain in your hear-"

"Don't worry I just got here."

"Oh, okay....How about we stop by somewhere?"

"I don't really want to go anywhere far."

"Oh...alright...what about the game center?"

"No."

"Is there anywhere you'd like to go?"

"Not really."

Man, she's even speaking in bold. She might just break up with him any second now. Better check the likability meter, hm? It's going down?

'Of course he didn't remember our three month anniversary...'

Ah three month, every woman seems to  be persistent for these things. Mom demands Dad to get her flowers every month still. I can sorta understand it.

But does Takeru-kun remember?

...

Nope. Looks like I'll have to help him.

Three months

"Huh? Three months?"

"Eh? You remembered our three anniversary!? Oh I'm so happy!"

Well that worked.

"Uh, of course I did!"

"But I bet you just remembered now..."

"N-no way! I even got a present!"

"Really!?"

A present? Her ranking went up but I highly doubt he prepared for this.

"Yeah just close your eyes."

'Shit! I don't have anything prepared!'

Just as I thought. A total bluff, better have something good in your bag.

'Aha! This is perfect!'

Hmm?

'Good thing I saved some of that dried squid I was snacking on!'

Don't look down on a girl's feelings, they at least expect something small like any pretty flower. Not some cheap snack food.

"Can I look?"

"Go ahead."

Don't look yet.

"Aww! How cute, a bunny!~"

"Huh?! Ah, yeah!"

Good grief, good thing I prepared one. I saw her admiring it earlier. (Y/n) told me something actually useful.

"If you're on a date and you notice your girl is admiring something. If you have the money to spend on her, then immediately get the gift without her knowing to surprise her on the date!"

I don't know why she gave me all that advice, when honestly it's really simple and easy.

"So you like it?"

"Of course I do! For a second I thought I smelled squid, I don't know what I'd do if my present was actually squid."

"What? Psh! No way!"

To save time I essentially made the date perfect as can be. Helping with the crane machine, making Takeru notice Yumehara-san's 'haircut' (it was just a trim), and the works. Eventually her likability meter went up to ninety.

"Today was so much fun!"

"Right? Let's get something to eat."

"Sure!"

"That hamburger sho-"

Okonomiyaki

"Okonomiyaki?"

"Really? I was just thinking the same thing!"

A ranking of ninety-five, with something that high marriage isn't out of the question. Dates and raising likability is easy.

"Table for two?"

"Oh look you can count! Now get us a table!"

♡95->67♡

"Geez, what a thick headed waiter!"

♡67->49♡

"Oh finally! Thank you for the food!"

♡49->31♡

"What's the matter? Ya gonna eat?"

♡31->00♡

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

"Hey wait!"

Ah that's right, likability can fall instantly. Good grief.

"The hell was that about?"

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"So you just ran out?"

"Yeah! It was going so perfectly too..." Chiyo-chan sighed as she hugged one of my pillows. "Thank you again for letting me sleep over."

"Of course Chi-chan! Anything for a friend!" I smiled at her. She smiled back and then stared at the ceiling. "So what are you gonna do in the next chapter of your love life?"

"Nothing! I'm sick of boys! They're all the same!"

"Oh come now! Not all of them! I'm sure there's a guy that's just waiting for his princess!" I say in a exaggerated elegant voice.

She giggled, it was honestly cute. "Of course you would say that (N/n)-chan! You seemed to be a princess fantasy type."

"There's nothing wrong with that! And no I'm not that type. If I ever get a boyfriend, he needs to treat me like a goddess!"

"Hell yeah! Anything less and they'll face my wrath!" We laughed as we continued to talk.

"Hey (N/n)-chan?" Chiyo-chan suddenly asked.

"Yeah?"

"What happened between you and Saiki-kun?"

"Ah, we just kind of gave each other space." I said, I wasn't able to properly explain because of Saiki having powers being a secret.

"So breakup season hit you as well?"

"BREAKUP!? Nonononononono you got it wrong! We were never dating!" I screamed, feeling my entire face burning.

"Oh?" She then looked bashful and her cheeks flushed. "I'm sorry! I just thought...since you spent a lot of time together."

"N-no we're just very close. We're nothing but friends." I explained, trying to bring my blush down.

"Alright! I won't push more with questions of boys! Tonight is about us girls!"

I smiled at her. "Yep! Hey, I asked Saiki's mom for his console. Wanna play?"

"Ooh! Heck yeah!"

We played for some time until we decided to go to bed. We decided to share my bed since we're both girls.

"Night night Chi-chan."

"Night (N/n)-chan."

I closed my eyes, trying to fall asleep. Then I feel Chiyo-chan snuggle into my back, I chose not to acknowledge that. Suddenly I could faintly hear something shatter then Kurumi-san and Kuniharu-san screaming at Kusuo-kun.