When people ask who your crush is...

**Real Convo**

Friend: Okay, who is your crush at school?!
Me: No one at school...
Friend: Fine, who is your crush??!
Me: Someone...
Friend: WHO?!?
Me: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...
Friend: *waits* WHO IS IT??
Me: Sebastian??? Umm wait... Grey???.. Ugh idk!!
Friend: *processing* Who da hell is that???
Me: Some really hot anime guys.. *starts daydreaming*
Friend: Ugh seriously?? Anime ??? Fictional?? Dude... Why do you even--
Me: SEEE, EVEN IF I TELL YOU WOULDN'T KNOW OR UNDERSTANDS!!!
Friend: *speechless* ••• uhhhh okayy???