(As promised in the book description, here is a complimentary pbous (peanut bag of unusual size.)

Anyway, the rules ^^

One: Respect thy neighbour and fellow roleplayer. I don't want any hostility, aggressiveness, or unpleasantness here

Two: The password is 'Humperdink,' because it is an absurdly amusing name. Please put it in the comments below to be granted permission to continue

Three: If you choose to play a cannon character, and receive the role, please be active accordingly

Four: Romance is, of course, allowed. After all, The Princess Bride is somewhat of a kissing book. But I don't want this to be a smut book, so I draw the line at that. Avoid smut, please

Five: Please be as literate and as detailed as possible. No less than three lines for each roleplay comment. (Such a request isn't inconceivable, surely?)

Six: Please, have fun ^^

(That's all for now. New rules might be added if necessary.)