De: Oh boy, here we go. Questions by DogInATuxedo

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**Points gun at Mono and Seven** MINECRAFT OR ROBLOX, PICK ONE.

Mono: What's happening?? Roblox cause warrior cats??

Seven: Minecraft cause I have a pack of wolves who listen my every command

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Hey Seven, are you young, scrappy and hungry
and your not throwin' away your shot?

Seven: Son, we are out gunned, out manned!

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Hey Mono, 1273 down the Rockefeller street
Life is marchin' on, do you feel that?
1273 down the Rockefeller street-

Mono: Huh? Is this a song? I only heard whatever my dad wanted to listen to, so...

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Mono, there's some road work ahead. What do you we do? I got a bomb I stole off that old lady. Yeah that one we spared, she was actually a 5 star criminal with a record of murdering whole entire towns.

Mono: M-maybe we should just go around? I mean, they're only doing their job, we shouldn't destroy a wh- Wait, she murdered an entire town!?

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Mono do you hear that? Do you feel that? That's Seven being gay for you.

Mono: It's... very cuddly

Seven: *happy dog noises*

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Alright everyone in the TPaTB universe, can you hear me? Good. Lemme just.

 *violin and piano starts playing in a creepy way* Mama needs a little girl to land on... Mama needs a little girl to fall in her arms... Mama needs a mama's girl to take good care... Mama needs a baby girl to hold her hair...  *drums starts playing*

*screaming noises but musical screaming because song*

**the rest of the jack stauber opal plays*

Seven: ...

Mono: Why did I get The Promised Neverland vibes??

Seven: The heck is that?

Mono: Don't worry about it

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Okay I'm out of memes now

Mono: Yes, 911, there's a dog creepy me and best friend out, can you please send animal c-

Seven: *reaches breaks phone* No, no animal control

Mono: Why?

Seven: Don't worry about it