3rd Person POV

After royaly fucking Raynare and Vail, Our protagonist decided to take a well deserved nap, only to be met meet with one of many weird things in this world.

Retry POV

Retry : "*Yawning* That was a good ads nap- what, were am I?"

??? : "We're in your mindscape,boy."

Looking around for the source of that booming voice, I was met with something almost as terrifying as Chroana's cooking.

Retry: "*gets in fighting stance* who are you and want do you want?"

??? : " Chill out, I'm no here to harm you, I'm only here give you the power that has been stored with in you for years."

Retry : " Within me?"

Smol timeskip

After he explained the so called 'Great War' and the two heavenly dragons, he FINALLY stated his name.

??? : " My name is Tenderizer."

Retry : "*Holding back laughter* Really?"

T :" anyways, I take Dna fr different dragons, and give them to a suitable host, A.K.A You."

Retry : " Ok, But ho-"

T :" looks like you're waking up, bye."

3rd person POV

Retry, basically with perfect timing, awoke to two things, 1. I isn't in inside.the forest anymore and 2. There's a naked lady clinging to his arm.

Retry : "Ummmmmm? Who are you?"

??? : "You don't remember me?"

Retry : "OH YEAH you the leader of that group that's into necrophilia!!!!!!"

Rias : "Okay 1. I'm not into necrophilia and 2. You're lucky that we somehow revived that boy, only for plot reasons, though."

Retry : "What's a Plot?"

vSlurpe : "Stop breaking the fucking 4th wall I'm a high school student, not mechanic!!!!"

Rias : "okay, sorry."

Retry : "I'm gonna just ignore that,but what do you mean I'm lucky?"

Rias : ?Well....?

Another smol timeskip

Rias' explained everything about devils,angels,fallen Angels, and strays.

Rias : "Anyway, we need to talk with the rest of my peerage."

Retry : "ooookay."

Rias : "something wrong?"

Retry: "very much so."

Rias: "care to elaborate?"

Retry: "later *gets out of bed* I'm gonna get dressed."

Rias: "your clothe-"

Retry: "*POOF* that's better."

Rias': "how did you-"

Retry:"Bye."

Rias: "DAMNIT, AGAIN?!?"

Retry POV

After teleporting away, I was greeted by the rest of her so called peerage.

Me:" uuhhh, hi"

They jumped at the sudden appearence.

Akeno: "Hello again, but unfortunately we aren't on the best of turms at the moment."

Me:" Did o do something wrong?"

White cat: " You blew up a body"

Me: " ooooooh yeah I did that. Shit was fun. Huh, who're they?"

???: "Who let this human filth in here?"

I'm so tired of this shit. Let's have some fun.

Me:" I'm human, huh?"

???: Of course, you not deser-."

Me:"haaaaaaah"

Me:" what do you think?"

Most of them, well, all of them are surprised by my maximum power.

???:" Riser demands to know who you are."

Me:"sorry, classified information."

Riser:" It doesn't matter , you are just a pathetic mortal."

Me:*Grins*

Me:" What about this or this?

Riser:" riser demends how have both the red dragon and white dragon."

Me:" uuuuuuhhhhhh, nope."

Riser:*Throws fireball*

Albion:"Vanishing Dragon Balance Breaker."

Me:" alright I'm bored, bye."

Rias:" WAIT, please help me first."

Me : "With wait?"

Rias: I'm forced to marry* Points to riser *, that, but if you were to claim me first, *licks lips seductively* I wouldn't have to."

Riser:" why would you want to marry this filth?"

Rias:"because A: he's WAYYYY more handsome then you could ever be and B. He actually treats people nicely, despite his power."

Riser: "fine then * looks at me* I challenge you to a fight 1 v 1."

You could hear the awkward silence meaning 'he just fucked up'.

Me: Okay I'll accept, but no cheating, like using those Phoenix tears."

Riser: " Grrrrrrr.... How did you know?"

Me:" Again sorry, can't tell."

Riser seems to be fuming,because he's starting catch on fire.

Riser: " riser demands the fight right now."

Me : "Okay where will we fight?"

Suddenly a maid appears

Maid: " I'll show you."

Then we suddenly teleport to a place that has a slight resemblance to school, I guess.

Still Retry POV

Me:" Ready whenever, *goes super Saiyan blue*.

Me(SSB): "Bring it..."

Maid:" 3...2...1 BEGIN!!!!"

Riser: " Riser will-"

Me(SSB): "Shut it"

I soon realized that the prick could regenerate,but I decided to use that to my advantage.

Me(SSB) :" Let's get this over with,You bore me."

Riser:" AAAAAAAAAAA."

Maid:" Riser has been defeated, Retry is the winner."

Me:" *Reverts to base* Meh, it was easy."

Most people were shocked at this, a unknown warrior bested riser with such ease.

Me:"Bye"

Orphis POV

Orphis : ' Were could the boy have gone, he would a have made a wonderful mate. That body,those muscles, such strength, speed and accuracy.'

I wonder is I should use my adult form?

(A/N: sorry if it's bad.)