[The Knights of the Anomalous Table]

Recording session •
[] 369 – 103 []

Human Serial Number •
[] | GNP–NW99–369 | []

Tectonic plate •
[] The Greater Northern Plate []

Sector •
[] NW99 []

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[A file image of Archfeline Chryseris (Cheshire to humans) displaying energy signatures unique to him, as caught by a store security camera. This individual is a Grade Five Felis catus (same Grade as Archfeline Wyskaris), capable of deterring all Iridii below his grade and most at the same grade as him. The maximum known grade of Felis catus to date is Grade Eight, though ninth grade felines are often whispered of among the felines themselves.]

[ File image of a horn belonging to a, a Grade Three Iridii (note the iridium deposits shining at horn tips) jutting through the troposphere, as taken by a weather balloon.]