The prompt:

My mind's response:

The cover:

The deets:

Genre: Paranormal, Urban Fantasy, Horror and Comedy,

Mature: Gore. Way too much gore and creepy stuff.

The aesthetics:

Author's Note

Heyy everyone! Welcome to my newest crack-fic venture.
*Ignores all the other unfinished WIPs*
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The song is Ielvan Polka, a Finnish folk song about a girl trying to sneak off with her lover while everyone else runs off to dance. It's pretty chaotic and catchy, so I thought that it fit the theme of craziness. Also, there's a cat vibing meme that features this song. 😂

This was inspired by the SCP foundation files. It's the best source of scary, sciency creep stuff on the internet. It follows an identical format with the [REDACTED] and the photos.
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Cheers!