While all the "soup" business King Steve was trying to figure out what happened to the Lettuce God. Steve saw the Lettuce God disappeared in a blast of green light. Then he figured it all out. "The Asparagus Queen's sorcerer used a spell to transport the Lettuce God! Now he's probably a prisoner!" King Steve exclaimed. Steve got his soldiers and they marched all the way to the Asparagus Queen's castle (Steve more rode in his carriage than marched). Then they broke down the door and captured the Asparagus Queen and the Carrot King (again) and put them in jail, and rescued the Lettuce God, and everyone lived

HAPPILY EVER AFTER

For now......