You  like to flirt with the ladies

and reel them in.

You roll them like dice

and you play to win.

You think you're so smart

and that you're such a looker

but let me tell you now

you're just a Facebook hooker!

You're just a freak,

unique

and boy you really reek.

I'd like to kick you where it hurts

so you get your just desserts.

You're just a player, a player

and boy I'll see ya later,

gonna kick ya to the kerb

'cause you're nothing but a traitor!

You start off with the charm

then progress to being fruity

'cause all you're really after

is just a little booty.

You like to think that you're a joker,

a loveable cute geek.

You say that you want love

but sex is all you seek!

You're just a player,

a strayer

and boy you ain't no catch.

If you wanna come play dirty

then in me you've met your match.

You're just a player, a player

and boy I'll see ya later,

gonna kick ya to the kerb

'cause you're nothing but a traitor!

You make the girls wait

to hear that vital "ring"

and when they finally do

it makes their heart sing.

Then you suddenly go silent

and leave their phones in slumber.

Hell! You're just a jackass!

But babe I've got your number.

You're just a prick,

a dick

and a lowdown dirty player,

come and test your skills on me

'cause I'm a Class A Douchebag Slayer!

You're just a player, a player

and boy I'll see ya later,

gonna kick ya to the kerb

'cause you ain't nothing but a traitor!

PLAYER!