Title: Nothing Really Gay About It

Dick P.O.V.

The team was hanging out for my sixteenth birthday. Roy even showed up. People were singing terribly in the background.

"Alright Dickie, I brought Wally here on his sixteenth birthday and made him sing a terrible song so, since you're my favorite, I'll sing a song with you. I get to pick though. It's the song that Green Lantern and Flash sing together. Bromance." I laughed as he dragged me up onto the stage. 

"Bromance, bro bromance." I sang as Roy got ready while laughing.

"It's like Eminem and Dr. Dre if I loved you more I might be gay and, when I'm feeling down you know just what to say. You my homie, yeah you know me and, if you ever need a wingman I'd let any girl blow me off. Cus you're more important than the rest I confess, I'm a mess if I'm not hanging with my BFF. You know its true, you my male boo, now sing the chorus with me if you're feeling the same way too." Roy rapped badly.

"Bromance, nothing really gay about it not, that there's anything wrong with being gay. Bromance, shouldn't be ashamed or hide it. I love you in the most heterosexual way." I sang laughing.

"Hold me, to a promise that I'll be the kind of the friend that in the end will always keep you company. Because when the world gets tough and times get hard. I will always love you, I'll be your bodyguard. Cus you're my bestie, and if you test me I'll prove it time and time again, I got your back until the end. A brotha from anotha motha never knew how much I loved ya till I started singing this song... huh?" He sang laughing.

"Bromance, nothing really gay about it not, that there's anything wrong with being gay. Bromance, shouldn't be ashamed or hide it. I love you in the most heterosexual way. Now that I told you how I feel hope you feel the same way too. BUT if you don't, this song was just a joke. BUT if you do, I LOVE YOU. Bromance, nothing really gay about it not, that there's anything wrong with being gay. Bromance, shouldn't be ashamed or hide it. I love you in the most heterosexual way." I sang finishing the song. He picked me up like Simba and carried me back to the table.

"That shit was hilarious!" Artemis shouted over the next couple that was singing.

"Of course it was, why else do you think we would have done that!" I shouted back.

"Cause you two are so obviously gay for each other that it's painful." She said into my ear. I flushed red then went to find Roy. Why would he have suggested this song unless he liked me? The last time that I talked to him about this he said to find someone my own age. I ran up to him and kissed him on the lips.

"Well, hello to you too." He said before leaning down to kiss me back.

Best birthday EVER!