I stopped at Hinata's words. "W-what are you talking about?" I said with a nervous laugh. "Don't play dumb [Name]. I know you are a reporter," she whispered. I bit the bottom of my lip and looked around. No one was around us. "How did you find out?" I questioned. "Well I kind of had my suspicions. All of these girls at the mansion are either models, strippers or dumb blondes. You on the other hand, are neither. You are smart, athletic, young, pretty and came here because of a dare," Hinata said. "So how did you figure out I was a reporter?" I questioned. "Well I knew I seen your face before and I remembered where." she said handing me a magazine. I looked at her confused. "Top right next to the building" she said. I looked at the magazine it was a picture of a group of reporters trying to get information and I was barely in the picture. I was wearing a hat and shades and half my face was cut off but that indeed was me. I looked at the magazine cover and it read. 'Animal Weekly' I sighed in relief. It wasn't a popular magazine. "Well do you plan on telling then?" I questioned. Hinata thought for a second. "Mmm... no. I'm not a mean person. Besides it would be fun to play detective with you. You probably have your reasons, but I want to tell you the entire time I've been here Sasuke has been quite a nice person. Not just to me but to all the girls. He does have his secrets ,but so does everyone. His is just what the media wants... Think about that while you're writing your report," she said walking away. I sighed. Never in my career have I had a job this stressful, and I leaked J Laws nudes! I went to the bathroom to see they were packed. I sighed again great.....

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All the bunnies stood in line. "Okay everyone! Today cameramen will be around the mansion looking for girls to shoot for the playboy magazine, so dress cute and try not to be too eager. BUT! Keep this in mind if you don't show up in any of the magazine pictures your only option to actually stay here is to be Mr.Uchiha's choice for the month," Naruto explained. I sighed. I rather not be in any pictures especially not dressed in this but I DEFINITELY do not want to be Sasuke 'choice' for the month.
However some girls were happy about the idea. Hopefully I only end up in just one photo.
~~~~~~~~~~~~Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone was at the pool. Everyone except Hinata and I. "You know this isn't the best way to get a photo?" she said. I smiled. "I know." I said. I looked in the fridge. "Do you want anything to eat?" I asked. "No thanks I don't have any cash on me at the moment," she said. I gave her a confused look. "I mean I was gonna cook something," I said. Hinata laughed. "You really are different. No one has used that stove since I've been here. Everyone has either ordered out or been on a diet and been eating leaves," she explained. I looked and saw a whole bunch of meat in the fridge. "Well I am about to make myself two stakes and a side a fries." I said. "Can I have some?" she asked. "Only if you help," I said. She smiled and put on an apron.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sasuke POV
I laid by the pool and watch the photographer take pictures of the half naked woman. I shook my head then suddenly smelled something delicious. I wasn't the only one to smell it though.. everyone smelled it. Everyone followed the smell into the kitchen and there I saw Hinata and [Name]...cooking?

[Name] POV
"Hinata pass me the salt" I said. Hinata nodded. "Um... [Name]?" she questioned. "Hm?" I said turning around. I was startled when I noticed everyone in the kitchen. When did that happen? "A playboy bunny that can cook? That's rare!" a photographer said. Suddenly the cameramen start taking nonstop pictures of Hinata and I. "Hinata what do we do?" I questioned. "Pose" she whispered. I sighed. Pose like when I was pretending to be a model on America's next top model. I posed with Hinata as the cameras flashed. This went on for hours... By the time they were done, it was night time and someone stole my steak and fries...

I sighed......

Great..........


~~~~~~~~~~~~~Two Weeks Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Everyone gather around" Naruto said. Everyone did. "The playboy magazine has just been released." There was a stack of magazines next to him. The girls quickly rushed to see who got in and who didn't. "[Name] aren't you going to look" Hinata asked. "Not really," I said. "But we made front page," Hinata said. "What?!" I exclaimed. I ran up to her and saw Hinata and I made front page. I looked through the magazine......
me
me
me
me
me
me
me
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correction we made every page...
They photoshopped us into other girls photos. Great... now I'll be the new face old men get off to........ I sighed. I'm never gonna live this down. "Now everyone since it is almost a month that you all have been here it is now time to choose which girl Mr.Uchiha wishes to spend the night with. This will be the girl that has interested Mr.Uchiha the most so far." Naruto said. He looked to Sasuke. Sasuke looked around at the girls and then spoke.

"Kitten"