[Name] POV
The next morning

'I can't believe I'm doing this....' I thought. I was really online filing out an application to be a playboy bunny..... Why has my life gone to shit... I was currently taking a survey just to be a hef. Maybe getting fired wouldn't have been so bad. Oh and need I say these qualifications are stupid!


* Must be older than 18

* Must be younger than 26

* Boobs must be perky (not sag)

* Must not be male

* Must be willing to show bare skin 

* Must not be in wheelchair

* Must have good hygiene

*Must find Mr. Uchiha attractive

* Must be willing to participate in sexual encounter

Hell no I'm not doing that last one. I called up Bosstard.
"Hello [Name]? What is it?" she questioned. "I am not having intercourse with Mr. Uchiha! That is not how I was raised!" I exclaimed. "Calm down. You don't have to have sex with him. You only have to stay there for a month and collect info and have pillow fights and maybe even get a little bit naked, but you don't have to have sex. You can quit being a hef afterwards, but I want info, and remember who you're talking to I am your boss." she said. "Whatever bosstard..." I muttered. "What was that" she questioned. "Yes boss" I said. "Good! Now finish that survey" she said hanging up. I yelled in annoyance.

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A week went by and I got a letter in the mail that said

"Congratulations [Name],
You have been accepted to be one of the hefs in Mr. Uchiha's Playboy Mansion.
He looks forward in seeing his new bunny.

I sighed. I was really kinda hoping that I wouldn't be accepted. I called the boss.
"Hello?"
"I got accepted," I said.
"That's wonderful! Go over there right away! And look pretty!" she said hanging up.

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I stood there in front of the huge gate labeled (1)SU. I felt intimidated. I showed the gate keeper my invitation and they looked at it then looked at me. He looked at me annoyed. I was confused. "I'm sorry but I cannot allow you to go in," The male at the door said. 'What?' "This obviously isn't you" He said. Then I realized this must be a test. I'm supposed to pout, but no longer than a minute. I pouted. I began to turn away but was stopped by a very familiar face. It was none other than Sasuke Uchiha himself. "I heard word that many of my new hefs have been wrongfully turned away by a mysterious male. Which I find funny cause there are no men in my Mansion except Naruto. So who are you," Sasuke asked the male in charge of the gate. The man was terrified. Was Sasuke Uchiha really such a scary person? I couldn't really tell. He then turned to me. "It's been over a minute," he said unamused walking past me. I realized I was still pouting. The gate keeper ran dropping my letter. Sasuke picked it up.

"[Name] huh? I guess you're one of my new bunnies. Welcome to my Mansion." he said entering through gate. I was in awee. Note to self: Sasuke Uchiha is a very intimidating man. I entered the gate. As I watched it close I knew that it was too late to turn back now.





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(1) stands for Sasuke Uchiha