Dad: Come on son, where's your team spirit?!

Son: DAAAAAAAAAAAD!

*gets hit by a harpoon*

Son: Oh, I'm so close!

Dad: YOU F******** DISGRACE!

Son: But Dad I'm so close!

Dad: I don't care! Close doesn't win anything.

Son: But Dad I love you.

Dad: I hate you!

Happy Wheels

A/N: Best dad ever.