"hilarious! i don't think i've seen anything this funny since papyrus's face when i replaced all the spaghetti with angel hair!" Sans finally finished his sentence. You let out a sigh of relief knowing that he didn't hate it.

"SANS! THAT WASN'T FUNNY AND YOU KNOW IT!" Papyrus shouted.

"Um... Papyrus? Angel Hair and spaghetti noodles are practically the same thing." You respond, laughing.

"your reaction was still funny though, paps. seriously, i got a picture to prove it." Sans said.

You were suddenly interested and said "Ooh! Lemme see!" Sans then proceeded to pull out his shattered phone and showed you an image. You struggled to look through the cracks to see the image, but you giggled when you saw it.

"pretty funny, huh? based on your reaction, i'm going to assume that yes, it is pretty funny."

"I TOLD YOU TO DELETE THAT!"

"well, you're not the older one, are you?"

"Wait... " You took the time to process this information. "Sans is the older brother?!"

"yeah, why? is something wrong?"

"B-b-but you're-" Frisk cut you off.

"I got that mixed up at first too. Just don't mention it. I've been told it's a touchy subject."

"Also, buy a new phone! That one is completely shattered and outdated! Seriously, that's an iPhone 3..."

"eh, i'm too lazy to."

Those words seem to anger Papyrus. He started to stomp his foot loudly.  "YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHING! YOU'RE EVEN TOO LAZY TO WALK THE 50 FEET FROM YOUR ROOM TO THE KITCHEN!!! YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO PICK UP THAT SOCK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND MOVE IT TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!"

"i have scoliosis"

"YOU DON'T HAVE SCOLIOSIS! ALPHYS EVEN CONFIRMED IT!!!" To your surprise, you found this "fight" quite amusing, and giggled.

The argument about how lazy Sans was went on for about 5 minutes before you heard Frisk whisper something to Sans. He nodded, and you saw his eye light up again. You suddenly hear (favorite song) play. Frisk somehow hacked into your phone and started to play music. How The fuck did she get on your phone?! Your phone supports fingerprinting, so she wouldn't even be able to turn it on...

"Frisk, what the hell... How did you get on my phone...?"

Frisk replied fairly quickly with no hesitation. "Simple. I asked Sans to grab your hand and move it to the sensor."

"But how did he grab my hand without even moving?!"

"mmmmmmagic" Sans cuts in. You gave him an annoyed look, but then smiled and shook your head, giggling a little. You look at your watch and notice that it reads 11:48 pm. "Well, a lot has happened today. I learned that Sans is the older brother, he's lazy, likes to make puns, and has magic. I met a lot of new people today, including Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Sans, and Frisk. I fell down a huge hole in a mountain and my boyfriend kil-" You froze, making a surprised look.

"W-why am I not sad about that anymore?"