Hey, you sexy noodles!

Did you enjoy what I wrote for you? I had the idea one night and then just wrote it in short of one hour.

Bear this in mind: I haven't read the Chairfic or the Hatfic. I've read the Milkfic twice. It was kind of something to go from.

Well, please tell me what you thought of this smut. I'll probably post it in other places if I can.

~ThreadTheNeedle

P.S. The cover was made by me.

Disclaimer: it was written as a joke.